why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**THoog** · 03-16-2016, 12:59 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by clackers

He's like JD Salinger ... a moment of brilliance then disappeared, ducking all the publicity.

The original, and still the best:

why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread) - PentaxForums.com

The prophecy foretells that on the day that The Thread becomes the longest thread on PF, PentaxDude will return, bearing a K-3 and a mighty roll of black gaffer tape. He will defeat the live Hocir, and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers. Sadly, on that day (or the next business day), Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk and Velveeta.

sherrvonne · 03-16-2016, 01:09 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

I made the mistake of dropping an F bomb around my grandma when I was 6. You never forget.

I remember my brother getting his mouth washed out with soap more than once. One occasion however wasn't due to him spouting expletives but due to the fact that him and his friends ( maybe 7 or 8 yrs old) found some 'balloons' one day. We lived in an apartment complex. They had many 'balloons' blown up everywhere and were quite proud of their acquisition and were outside tossing them around and had some stashed inside the house too........ Until mom came back from her errand and seen their 'balloon stash'. I just remember a lot of commotion combined with sounds of disgust, finding the parents of the other kids, and my brother being hauled to the sink and being subjected to the dish soap. Mom said she really really wanted to use the Lysol. After that she had to explain prophylactics to my brother.

robtcorl · 03-16-2016, 02:07 PM

Originally posted by sherrvonne

After that she had to explain prophylactics to my brother.

When I was young I asked my dad, "What's in those machines in the gas station restroom?"
He said, "I don't know son."

Parallax · 03-16-2016, 02:16 PM

Originally posted by THoog

and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers.

And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk!

Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk?

**savoche** · 03-16-2016, 02:35 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk!

Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk? :confused2:

You never know. It could work!

**THoog** · 03-16-2016, 02:58 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk!

Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk? :confused2:

Oh, I remembered it, I just thought it belonged on the "catastrophe" side of the ledger.

Here, I'll fix it:

The prophecy foretells that on the day that The Thread becomes the longest thread on PF, PentaxDude will return, bearing a K-3 and a mighty roll of black gaffer tape. He will defeat the live Hocir, and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers and some lutefisk for the Mod. Sadly, on that day (or the next business day), Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk (hopefully not the same lutefisk) and Velveeta.

Better?

Parallax · 03-16-2016, 03:00 PM

That's better.

I think...............

Rupert · 03-16-2016, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by THoog

hopefully not the same lutefisk)

........bound to be the same lewdfish, who could hold that stuff down?

I'm waiting....can't see Otis anywhere?

robtcorl · 03-16-2016, 03:14 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

That's better.

I think...............

It makes sense, if you don't think about it.

robtcorl · 03-16-2016, 03:17 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

I'm waiting....can't see Otis anywhere?

Hot date?

MarkJerling · 03-16-2016, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by THoog

The prophecy foretells that on the day that The Thread becomes the longest thread on PF, PentaxDude will return, bearing a K-3 and a mighty roll of black gaffer tape. He will defeat the live Hocir, and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers. Sadly, on that day (or the next business day), Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk and Velveeta.

Wow. What have you been smoking???

sherrvonne · 03-16-2016, 03:21 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

When I was young I asked my dad, "What's in those machines in the gas station restroom?"
He said, "I don't know son."

And they didn't stay in the gas station restroom..... At the hotel snack vending machine: "Dad what kinda cookies are those?"

MarkJerling · 03-16-2016, 03:21 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

When I was young I asked my dad, "What's in those machines in the gas station restroom?"
He said, "I don't know son."

Which explains your presence! Lucky you!

sherrvonne · 03-16-2016, 03:32 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Which explains your presence! Lucky you!

Yip, he bought the wrong cookies....

Rupert · 03-16-2016, 03:59 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Hot date?

I did a doubletake...she's lifting up her breasts to look more attractive.....Otis will catch that, he's had lots of experience! First thing he will ask....silicone?

I saw him out there...he's up to something...hard to say just what?

03-16-2016, 03:21 PM - 1 Like	#24537
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by robtcorl When I was young I asked my dad, "What's in those machines in the gas station restroom?" He said, "I don't know son." And they didn't stay in the gas station restroom..... At the hotel snack vending machine: "Dad what kinda cookies are those?" Attached Images

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THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by clackers He's like JD Salinger ... a moment of brilliance then disappeared, ducking all the publicity. The original, and still the best: why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread) - PentaxForums.com The prophecy foretells that on the day that The Thread becomes the longest thread on PF, PentaxDude will return, bearing a K-3 and a mighty roll of black gaffer tape. He will defeat the live Hocir, and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers. Sadly, on that day (or the next business day), Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk and Velveeta.

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sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason I made the mistake of dropping an F bomb around my grandma when I was 6. You never forget. I remember my brother getting his mouth washed out with soap more than once. One occasion however wasn't due to him spouting expletives but due to the fact that him and his friends ( maybe 7 or 8 yrs old) found some 'balloons' one day. We lived in an apartment complex. They had many 'balloons' blown up everywhere and were quite proud of their acquisition and were outside tossing them around and had some stashed inside the house too........ Until mom came back from her errand and seen their 'balloon stash'. I just remember a lot of commotion combined with sounds of disgust, finding the parents of the other kids, and my brother being hauled to the sink and being subjected to the dish soap. Mom said she really really wanted to use the Lysol. After that she had to explain prophylactics to my brother.

03-16-2016, 02:07 PM	#24528
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by sherrvonne After that she had to explain prophylactics to my brother. When I was young I asked my dad, "What's in those machines in the gas station restroom?" He said, "I don't know son."

03-16-2016, 02:16 PM	#24529
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by THoog and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers. And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk! Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk?

03-16-2016, 02:35 PM	#24530
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Parallax And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk! Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk? :confused2: You never know. It could work!

03-16-2016, 02:58 PM	#24531
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Parallax And lutefisk. You forgot the lutefisk! Why does everybody always forget the lutefisk? :confused2: Oh, I remembered it, I just thought it belonged on the "catastrophe" side of the ledger. Here, I'll fix it: The prophecy foretells that on the day that The Thread becomes the longest thread on PF, PentaxDude will return, bearing a K-3 and a mighty roll of black gaffer tape. He will defeat the live Hocir, and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers and some lutefisk for the Mod. Sadly, on that day (or the next business day), Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk (hopefully not the same lutefisk) and Velveeta. Better?

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	That's better. I think...............

03-16-2016, 03:07 PM	#24533
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog hopefully not the same lutefisk) ........bound to be the same lewdfish, who could hold that stuff down? I'm waiting....can't see Otis anywhere?

03-16-2016, 03:14 PM - 1 Like	#24534
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax That's better. I think............... It makes sense, if you don't think about it.

03-16-2016, 03:17 PM - 2 Likes	#24535
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert I'm waiting....can't see Otis anywhere? Hot date?

03-16-2016, 03:20 PM	#24536
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by THoog The prophecy foretells that on the day that The Thread becomes the longest thread on PF, PentaxDude will return, bearing a K-3 and a mighty roll of black gaffer tape. He will defeat the live Hocir, and bestow gifts of beer, bacon, and cheese upon all the True Believers. Sadly, on that day (or the next business day), Tokyo will be destroyed by a flood of lutefisk and Velveeta. Wow. What have you been smoking???

03-16-2016, 03:21 PM - 1 Like	#24538
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl When I was young I asked my dad, "What's in those machines in the gas station restroom?" He said, "I don't know son." Which explains your presence! Lucky you!

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sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by MarkJerling Which explains your presence! Lucky you! Yip, he bought the wrong cookies....

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Hot date? I did a doubletake...she's lifting up her breasts to look more attractive.....Otis will catch that, he's had lots of experience! First thing he will ask....silicone? I saw him out there...he's up to something...hard to say just what?