why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 03-31-2016, 07:35 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

Oh... ok.
I could learn to like them

We're sending you a case of these to get you started down the right path.
Everyone knows that Canucks like mac and cheese.

**THoog** · 03-31-2016, 07:36 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

I am still trying to wrap my mind around what could have warped this young man so much to make a statement like that?

Well, he's Canadian, so perhaps prolonged exposure to poutine? (Gravy on fries, shake my head...)

Originally posted by Rupert

Now if I made that statement, I would be accused of making a death threat....so I'm glad you did it for me! That "Sticky" on my User Control in the Warning section is always on my mind.....

Attachment 304557

"Inappropriate 'Rupert-type' conduct" - you know you've arrived when there's an entire category of conduct named after you...

Rupert · 03-31-2016, 07:41 AM

Originally posted by THoog

"Inappropriate 'Rupert-type' conduct" - you know you've arrived when there's an entire category of conduct named after you...

Yep, I feel I'm being singled out.....hell, I guess I am?

Racer X 69 · 03-31-2016, 07:49 AM

Well we must consider that for Bert bacon is different than here in the states. In Canuckistan they eat peameal bacon.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peameal_bacon

If we had it here in the states I'd eat as much of it as I do regular bacon.

bertwert · 03-31-2016, 08:00 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Everyone knows that Canucks like mac and cheese.

REAL Mac and cheese...
Not some

stuff

bertwert · 03-31-2016, 08:01 AM

Originally posted by THoog

Well, he's Canadian, so perhaps prolonged exposure to poutine? (Gravy on fries, shake my head...)

I don't know...

Mexican poutine is good.
(Chili on fries with cheese)

robtcorl · 03-31-2016, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

REAL Mac and cheese...
Not some stuff

my bad.

bertwert · 03-31-2016, 08:10 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

my bad.

Try again...

I said REAL not some

stuff...

robtcorl · 03-31-2016, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

Try again...

Oh.

Rupert · 03-31-2016, 08:34 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

We're sending you a case of these to get you started down the right path.

Can you send me some to keep me on the right path?

You know how those "Rupert types" are, they get off the right track easily.

Regards!

**savoche** · 03-31-2016, 10:37 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

It's like finding out your long time mate is a serial killer.

I've found out worse.

But nothing that compares to the "I don't like bacon" incident.

Parallax · 03-31-2016, 10:41 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Heads up! Incoming! No time to be asleep at the wheel!

Be alert, eyes open, ears too. A miss would be catastrophic.

Attachment 304552

While here, it pains me, but I feel obligated to do it for the safety of my friends here that may be unaware.....

Thanks Jim!

robtcorl · 03-31-2016, 10:48 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

Thanks Jim!

I smell a bribe.
Brisket??
Strip steak??
Tenderloin steak??
and some kind of hot stuff??

Parallax · 03-31-2016, 10:52 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I smell a bribe.
Brisket??
Strip steak??
Tenderloin steak??
and some kind of hot stuff??

Brisket
1½ inch thick pork chops
Barbeque sauce

From Coopers Old Time Pit Bar-B-Q in Texas.

I saw this place featured on a food show once. (don't remember which one)

**savoche** · 03-31-2016, 10:55 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I smell a bribe.
Brisket??
Strip steak??
Tenderloin steak??
and some kind of hot stuff??

So that's what a bribe smells like?

But yes, it should probably be reported to a M0d or sumthin'...

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03-31-2016, 07:35 AM - 1 Like	#25006
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Oh... ok. I could learn to like them We're sending you a case of these to get you started down the right path. Everyone knows that Canucks like mac and cheese.

03-31-2016, 07:36 AM	#25007
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert I am still trying to wrap my mind around what could have warped this young man so much to make a statement like that? Well, he's Canadian, so perhaps prolonged exposure to poutine? (Gravy on fries, shake my head...) Originally posted by Rupert Now if I made that statement, I would be accused of making a death threat....so I'm glad you did it for me! That "Sticky" on my User Control in the Warning section is always on my mind..... Attachment 304557 "Inappropriate 'Rupert-type' conduct" - you know you've arrived when there's an entire category of conduct named after you...

03-31-2016, 07:41 AM	#25008
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog "Inappropriate 'Rupert-type' conduct" - you know you've arrived when there's an entire category of conduct named after you... Yep, I feel I'm being singled out.....hell, I guess I am?

03-31-2016, 07:49 AM	#25009
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Well we must consider that for Bert bacon is different than here in the states. In Canuckistan they eat peameal bacon. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peameal_bacon If we had it here in the states I'd eat as much of it as I do regular bacon.

03-31-2016, 08:00 AM	#25010
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl Everyone knows that Canucks like mac and cheese. REAL Mac and cheese... Not some stuff

03-31-2016, 08:01 AM	#25011
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by THoog Well, he's Canadian, so perhaps prolonged exposure to poutine? (Gravy on fries, shake my head...) I don't know... Mexican poutine is good. (Chili on fries with cheese)

03-31-2016, 08:10 AM	#25012
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert REAL Mac and cheese... Not some stuff my bad.

03-31-2016, 08:10 AM	#25013
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl my bad. Try again... I said REAL not some stuff...

03-31-2016, 08:16 AM	#25014
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Try again... Oh.

03-31-2016, 08:34 AM	#25015
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl We're sending you a case of these to get you started down the right path. Can you send me some to keep me on the right path? You know how those "Rupert types" are, they get off the right track easily. Regards!

03-31-2016, 10:37 AM - 1 Like	#25016
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert It's like finding out your long time mate is a serial killer. I've found out worse. But nothing that compares to the "I don't like bacon" incident.

03-31-2016, 10:41 AM	#25017
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert Heads up! Incoming! No time to be asleep at the wheel! Be alert, eyes open, ears too. A miss would be catastrophic. Attachment 304552 While here, it pains me, but I feel obligated to do it for the safety of my friends here that may be unaware..... Thanks Jim!

03-31-2016, 10:48 AM	#25018
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax Thanks Jim! I smell a bribe. Brisket?? Strip steak?? Tenderloin steak?? and some kind of hot stuff??

03-31-2016, 10:52 AM	#25019
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl I smell a bribe. Brisket?? Strip steak?? Tenderloin steak?? and some kind of hot stuff?? Brisket 1½ inch thick pork chops Barbeque sauce From Coopers Old Time Pit Bar-B-Q in Texas. I saw this place featured on a food show once. (don't remember which one)

03-31-2016, 10:55 AM	#25020
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl I smell a bribe. Brisket?? Strip steak?? Tenderloin steak?? and some kind of hot stuff?? So that's what a bribe smells like? But yes, it should probably be reported to a M0d or sumthin'...