Originally posted by savoche Originally posted by THoog Quote
I agree. He's still young - I'm willing to give him the benefit of the doubt before throwing him to the squirrels.
Very generous of you. But he did say that he doesn't like bacon.
Besides, it should be possible to find a replacement with a longer life expectancy than Rupert's girlfriend has.
I don't have her contact info, but I'm sure I'd recognise her should I meet her.
No, that was in her early bacon days....you wouldn't recognize her today. You think we might make room for her here if I can make contact again?
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Originally posted by bertwert I've decided I now LOVE bacon
Can we trust Bert?
It's hard to trust a bacon convert........I've never even heard of such a thing? Has any real human ever had to be "converted" to bacon? There are many verified accounts of babies that uttered their first word ......Bacon! No one "converted" them......the bacon gene is either there or it isn't.
I'll go with whatever you guys decide, but I am skeptical?
Maybe a years probation and some photos of Bert actually eating some bacon would sway my thoughts? Otherwise, I'm for letting the squirrels deal with Bert.
...and what about the ham? Don't forget, Bert hates ham too......who the hell can hate ham? My ex brother in law, a good man that married a nagging self centered woman, was highly allergic to ham, yet at family gatherings he ate all of it he could choke down. A few days in intensive care was worth it. Maybe I was wrong to give him that 14 pound hickory smoked ham for his birthday, but he did have the most wonderful funeral I can recall attending....and was buried alongside a 15 pound pork shoulder.
...doesn't like ham.....I don't know, that is hard to accept, knowing others have sacrificed their all for tasty ham.