Originally posted by Parallax Afrikaans is an interesting language. I don't think there is another language, save for English, that is as much of a conglomeration of languages.
If you have a knack for language, and you hear something being spoken with a Britishesque (is that a word?) accent that is totally unidentifiable, think Afrikaans.
Yes, it's a bit of a mix. Mainly Dutch, with bits of German, French, Malay and Portugese thrown in. Afrikaners sometimes get a bit precious about Afrikaans, but it's interesting to note that the first use of it was really amongst the slaves and freed slaves. The very first recorded use of written Afrikaans was a Muslim prayer book published in the 1840's, written using the Arabic alphabet. Afrikaans was recognised as an official language in South Africa in 1925. It's spoken throughout South Africa (along with 10 other official languanges) and also used in Namibia, Botswana and to a lesser extent in Zimbabwe. A dialect is used in a small part of Argentina. Like many other languages, it has several different regional dialects with quite different pronunciations, although the spelling is generally standardised.
Many nouns are the same a those used in Dutch, but there are some interesting differences. For instance, where a Dutch person will say "Ik ben" for "I am" an Afrikaans speaker will say "Ek is".
Also, in Dutch a "chicken farm" will be a "hoender fokkerij" or "kip fokkerij" but in Afrikaans it's a "hoender boerdery" and the word "fokkery" (because "ij" in Dutch is "y" in Afrikaans) won't be used in polite conversation.
The swear words, certainly, is much more interesting than in English!