why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**THoog** · 04-21-2016, 09:05 AM - **1 Like**

Negative. If we start imposing all sorts of bacon loyalty tests, and purging those who don't conform, how are we better than those camp counselors from a couple pages back?

Also, cave eggs!

Last edited by THoog; 04-21-2016 at 09:10 AM.

robtcorl · 04-21-2016, 09:23 AM

I got a buddy of mine, and many others, into curing and smoking their own bacon.
They all love me for it.

Here's 3 slabs he smoked last weekend.

bertwert · 04-21-2016, 09:35 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

he doesn't like naked girls

I never said that...

Racer X 69 · 04-21-2016, 09:49 AM

Originally posted by Not a Number

If your hobby is body painting watching paint dry could be very exciting

This needs to be explored further. More research is in order.

Oh, and

Last edited by Racer X 69; 04-21-2016 at 10:51 AM.

Racer X 69 · 04-21-2016, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Bouncing around Youtube last nite, I ran across a video of a young lass getting a full-body mould made. Just gotta love the educational materials available! Carefully explained every step. Plaster, not paint, but other than that...

and no, no bacon. Nekkid girl, though, makes up for it

And just what was it you were bouncing around YouTube for that found you viewing a video like that?

Hmmmmm . . . . . . ??? devilish

Rupert · 04-21-2016, 09:57 AM

Originally posted by THoog

Negative. If we start imposing all sorts of bacon loyalty tests, and purging those who don't conform, how are we better than those camp counselors from a couple pages back?

We all love democracy, if it is agreement with our views

.....but bacon should never be subject to democratic principles. It is more like the laws of physics, unwavering in its goodness and unchallenged in its superiority.

Originally posted by robtcorl

Here's 3 slabs he smoked last weekend.

That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!

Originally posted by bertwert

I never said that...

When you have a bacon hater, it's fair to do a lot of assumptions.....

Just asking.....would you kiss the Homecoming Queen...if she had bacon breath?

RoxnDox · 04-21-2016, 10:57 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And just what was it you were bouncing around YouTube for that found you viewing a video like that?

Hmmmmm . . . . . . ??? :devilish:

Well, the random walkabout actually started with a clip of Glen Campbell playing the William Tell Overture aka 'Lone Ranger' theme, then assorted Dueling Banjos, then other bluegrass clips, then something about Texas, then fire ants, then casting ant nests with molten aluminum, then the one for this lass getting a body mould. The connections Google makes behind the scenes to suggest new clips in the sidebar must know me

Jim

And for those wishing a link, it was

*** NOT WORK SAFE ***

https: // www . youtube . com/watch?v=nYoJVwhczE0

Last edited by RoxnDox; 04-21-2016 at 11:00 AM. Reason: trying to make it so the thumbnail isn't shown

Rupert · 04-21-2016, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by RoxnDox

And for those wishing a link, it was

I couldn't find it there among the many vids...so I gave it to Otis to search. If there is a naked girl anywhere in there he will find her, if it takes him all day.

RoxnDox · 04-21-2016, 11:10 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

You a bacon hater too?!

Them's fightin' words, Suh! Ah demand you retract that slander upon mah honor, or face me at dawn! And be sure to have your second bring bacon, as Ah'll be mighty hungry after I have dealt with you...

RoxnDox · 04-21-2016, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

I couldn't find it there among the many vids...so I gave it to Otis to search. If there is a naked girl anywhere in there he will find her, if it takes him all day.

search on "Body Casting Bailey"

**THoog** · 04-21-2016, 11:26 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

We all love democracy, if it is agreement with our views.....but bacon should never be subject to democratic principles. It is more like the laws of physics, unwavering in its goodness and unchallenged in its superiority.

It's the other way 'round - democracy was based on Bacon principles. The Way of Bacon is all-inclusive. Bacon doesn't care whether you love it, or hate it, or can't have it because of religious or dietary restrictions, or whether it "goes" with something. Bacon loves all! "Salads? Put me on there! Ice cream? Sure, why not? Condoms? Weird, but okay!"

If we start trying to exclude bacon-haters, what next? People who think "process cheese food products" are real cheese? It's a slippery slope!

Rupert · 04-21-2016, 11:34 AM

Originally posted by THoog

If we start trying to exclude bacon-haters, what next?

OK....so Otis asks, can we just shoot them and end their misery?

---------- Post added 04-21-16 at 01:39 PM ----------

Originally posted by RoxnDox

search on "Body Casting Bailey"

Otis thanks you!

He'll be over there all day now.

**savoche** · 04-21-2016, 11:56 AM

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Them's fightin' words, Suh! Ah demand you retract that slander upon mah honor, or face me at dawn! And be sure to have your second bring bacon, as Ah'll be mighty hungry after I have dealt with you...

At dawn?! Fiddlesticks! Af'er a fine night of eatin' bacon an' six packin' malt thar's no way I'll git up at dawn! Fry mah hide!

**THoog** · 04-21-2016, 12:11 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

OK....so Otis asks, can we just shoot them and end their misery?

Killing people is generally considered a form of exclusion.

robtcorl · 04-21-2016, 12:23 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by RoxnDox

search on "Body Casting Bailey"

I did.

04-21-2016, 09:57 AM	#25671
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog Negative. If we start imposing all sorts of bacon loyalty tests, and purging those who don't conform, how are we better than those camp counselors from a couple pages back? We all love democracy, if it is agreement with our views.....but bacon should never be subject to democratic principles. It is more like the laws of physics, unwavering in its goodness and unchallenged in its superiority. Originally posted by robtcorl Here's 3 slabs he smoked last weekend. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!! Originally posted by bertwert I never said that... When you have a bacon hater, it's fair to do a lot of assumptions..... Just asking.....would you kiss the Homecoming Queen...if she had bacon breath?

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04-21-2016, 09:05 AM - 1 Like	#25666
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Negative. If we start imposing all sorts of bacon loyalty tests, and purging those who don't conform, how are we better than those camp counselors from a couple pages back? Also, cave eggs! Last edited by THoog; 04-21-2016 at 09:10 AM.

04-21-2016, 09:23 AM	#25667
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I got a buddy of mine, and many others, into curing and smoking their own bacon. They all love me for it. Here's 3 slabs he smoked last weekend.

04-21-2016, 09:35 AM - 1 Like	#25668
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Rupert he doesn't like naked girls I never said that...

04-21-2016, 09:49 AM	#25669
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Not a Number If your hobby is body painting watching paint dry could be very exciting This needs to be explored further. More research is in order. Oh, and Last edited by Racer X 69; 04-21-2016 at 10:51 AM.

04-21-2016, 09:51 AM	#25670
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by RoxnDox Bouncing around Youtube last nite, I ran across a video of a young lass getting a full-body mould made. Just gotta love the educational materials available! Carefully explained every step. Plaster, not paint, but other than that... and no, no bacon. Nekkid girl, though, makes up for it And just what was it you were bouncing around YouTube for that found you viewing a video like that? Hmmmmm . . . . . . ???

04-21-2016, 10:57 AM	#25672
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And just what was it you were bouncing around YouTube for that found you viewing a video like that? Hmmmmm . . . . . . ??? :devilish: Well, the random walkabout actually started with a clip of Glen Campbell playing the William Tell Overture aka 'Lone Ranger' theme, then assorted Dueling Banjos, then other bluegrass clips, then something about Texas, then fire ants, then casting ant nests with molten aluminum, then the one for this lass getting a body mould. The connections Google makes behind the scenes to suggest new clips in the sidebar must know me Jim And for those wishing a link, it was * NOT WORK SAFE * https: // www . youtube . com/watch?v=nYoJVwhczE0 Last edited by RoxnDox; 04-21-2016 at 11:00 AM. Reason: trying to make it so the thumbnail isn't shown

04-21-2016, 11:08 AM	#25673
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by RoxnDox And for those wishing a link, it was I couldn't find it there among the many vids...so I gave it to Otis to search. If there is a naked girl anywhere in there he will find her, if it takes him all day.

04-21-2016, 11:10 AM - 1 Like	#25674
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by savoche You a bacon hater too?! Them's fightin' words, Suh! Ah demand you retract that slander upon mah honor, or face me at dawn! And be sure to have your second bring bacon, as Ah'll be mighty hungry after I have dealt with you...

04-21-2016, 11:12 AM	#25675
RoxnDox Pentaxian Join Date: May 2007 Location: Gig Harbor, Washington, USA, Terra Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,494	Originally posted by Rupert I couldn't find it there among the many vids...so I gave it to Otis to search. If there is a naked girl anywhere in there he will find her, if it takes him all day. search on "Body Casting Bailey"

04-21-2016, 11:26 AM	#25676
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert We all love democracy, if it is agreement with our views.....but bacon should never be subject to democratic principles. It is more like the laws of physics, unwavering in its goodness and unchallenged in its superiority. It's the other way 'round - democracy was based on Bacon principles. The Way of Bacon is all-inclusive. Bacon doesn't care whether you love it, or hate it, or can't have it because of religious or dietary restrictions, or whether it "goes" with something. Bacon loves all! "Salads? Put me on there! Ice cream? Sure, why not? Condoms? Weird, but okay!" If we start trying to exclude bacon-haters, what next? People who think "process cheese food products" are real cheese? It's a slippery slope!

04-21-2016, 11:34 AM	#25677
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by THoog If we start trying to exclude bacon-haters, what next? OK....so Otis asks, can we just shoot them and end their misery? ---------- Post added 04-21-16 at 01:39 PM ---------- Originally posted by RoxnDox search on "Body Casting Bailey" Otis thanks you! He'll be over there all day now.

04-21-2016, 11:56 AM	#25678
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by RoxnDox Them's fightin' words, Suh! Ah demand you retract that slander upon mah honor, or face me at dawn! And be sure to have your second bring bacon, as Ah'll be mighty hungry after I have dealt with you... At dawn?! Fiddlesticks! Af'er a fine night of eatin' bacon an' six packin' malt thar's no way I'll git up at dawn! Fry mah hide!

04-21-2016, 12:11 PM	#25679
THoog Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 3,685	Originally posted by Rupert OK....so Otis asks, can we just shoot them and end their misery? Killing people is generally considered a form of exclusion.

04-21-2016, 12:23 PM - 2 Likes	#25680
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by RoxnDox search on "Body Casting Bailey" I did.