why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 05-12-2016, 07:26 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Now you tell me.

Yep.

Boil them with a pinch of salt.

Tasty.

robtcorl · 05-12-2016, 07:29 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And right now Mrs. Racer and I are stripping and re-staining it.

Never stained in the nude before, but sounds fun!

MarkJerling · 05-12-2016, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Never stained in the nude before, but sounds fun!

I've never tried that either. Pictures or it did not happen!!!

**rod_grant** · 05-12-2016, 08:16 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And right now Mrs. Racer and I are stripping and re-staining it.

I'm smart enough to know that you are doing it fully clothed.
My last house had a veranda all the way around (note: not a porch. In Oz a porch is more enclosed - a veranda is open)
Windows were lovely Cedar and posts and beams were Oregon (perhaps you call it Douglas Fir?)
It was a huge job stripping it (fully clothed) when it had to be done again.

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2016, 02:35 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Never stained in the nude before, but sounds fun!

We thought so too, but the splinters are brutal!

Jean Poitiers · 05-13-2016, 03:07 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Yep. The porch grabs just about everyone's eye.

And right now Mrs. Racer and I are stripping and re-staining it.

What a chore.

Obviously you took that image with an APS format - what a "conspiracy" ... APS: The Amateur Photo System

And that's why I won't buy (another) K-3 ... I'm too pro to be associated with something for amateurs ...

Jean Poitiers · 05-13-2016, 03:09 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

We thought so too, but the splinters are brutal!

Pictures ! ... it didn't happen if there no pictures.

**savoche** · 05-13-2016, 03:32 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Obviously you took that image with an APS format - what a "conspiracy" ... APS: The Amateur Photo System

And that's why I won't buy (another) K-3 ... I'm too pro to be associated with something for amateurs ...

Hey, you could have added a warning about linking to a dirty site.

Rupert · 05-13-2016, 05:30 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

And that's why I won't buy (another) K-3 ... I'm too pro to be associated with something for amateurs ...

Gotta love that attitude!

Otis will no longer allow squirrels here to be shot with an APS-C camera.

VoiceOfReason · 05-13-2016, 05:48 AM

Wait, if Rupert is a pro can I be a pro too?

**savoche** · 05-13-2016, 06:21 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Wait, if Rupert is a pro can I be a pro too?

Sure, just buy yourself a 645Z. No real Pro would be seen with anything smaller.

robtcorl · 05-13-2016, 06:38 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by rod_grant

I'm smart enough to know that you are doing it fully clothed.

Doh!

My wife is a Master Gardener and I tried to get her to join in on the fun during World Naked Gardening Day, but she wouldn't bite.

Jean Poitiers · 05-13-2016, 07:31 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Sure, just buy yourself a 645Z. No real Pro would be seen with anything smaller.

Bigger ... and better ... because it's film.

Just a test image from the first roll of 120 ... with SMC Takumar 67 90/2.8 LS and the DoF is a bit too thin, but yeah, it was a test roll ...

Oops, sorry ... photo related talk ... I am gonna get creamed with all the mods of this thread ...

Jean Poitiers · 05-13-2016, 07:39 AM - **2 Likes**

Well, since I am in trouble now, I guess that I should go whole hog ... erh, or rather whole bacon ?

Is there a Mod dress code like this ... ?!

**savoche** · 05-13-2016, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Bigger ... and better ... because it's film.

Just a test image from the first roll of 120 ... with SMC Takumar 67 90/2.8 LS and the DoF is a bit too thin, but yeah, it was a test roll ...

Oops, sorry ... photo related talk ... I am gonna get creamed with all the mods of this thread ...

Ah, but film is hipster, not pro...

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05-12-2016, 07:26 PM	#26416
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Now you tell me. Yep. Boil them with a pinch of salt. Tasty.

05-12-2016, 07:29 PM - 2 Likes	#26417
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And right now Mrs. Racer and I are stripping and re-staining it. Never stained in the nude before, but sounds fun!

05-12-2016, 07:51 PM	#26418
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl Never stained in the nude before, but sounds fun! I've never tried that either. Pictures or it did not happen!!!

05-12-2016, 08:16 PM - 1 Like	#26419
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And right now Mrs. Racer and I are stripping and re-staining it. I'm smart enough to know that you are doing it fully clothed. My last house had a veranda all the way around (note: not a porch. In Oz a porch is more enclosed - a veranda is open) Windows were lovely Cedar and posts and beams were Oregon (perhaps you call it Douglas Fir?) It was a huge job stripping it (fully clothed) when it had to be done again.

05-13-2016, 02:35 AM	#26420
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Never stained in the nude before, but sounds fun! We thought so too, but the splinters are brutal!

05-13-2016, 03:07 AM - 1 Like	#26421
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Yep. The porch grabs just about everyone's eye. And right now Mrs. Racer and I are stripping and re-staining it. What a chore. Obviously you took that image with an APS format - what a "conspiracy" ... APS: The Amateur Photo System And that's why I won't buy (another) K-3 ... I'm too pro to be associated with something for amateurs ...

05-13-2016, 03:09 AM - 1 Like	#26422
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Racer X 69 We thought so too, but the splinters are brutal! Pictures ! ... it didn't happen if there no pictures.

05-13-2016, 03:32 AM - 1 Like	#26423
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Obviously you took that image with an APS format - what a "conspiracy" ... APS: The Amateur Photo System And that's why I won't buy (another) K-3 ... I'm too pro to be associated with something for amateurs ... Hey, you could have added a warning about linking to a dirty site.

05-13-2016, 05:30 AM	#26424
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers And that's why I won't buy (another) K-3 ... I'm too pro to be associated with something for amateurs ... Gotta love that attitude! Otis will no longer allow squirrels here to be shot with an APS-C camera.

05-13-2016, 05:48 AM	#26425
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Wait, if Rupert is a pro can I be a pro too?

05-13-2016, 06:21 AM	#26426
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Wait, if Rupert is a pro can I be a pro too? Sure, just buy yourself a 645Z. No real Pro would be seen with anything smaller.

05-13-2016, 06:38 AM - 1 Like	#26427
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by rod_grant I'm smart enough to know that you are doing it fully clothed. Doh! My wife is a Master Gardener and I tried to get her to join in on the fun during World Naked Gardening Day, but she wouldn't bite.

05-13-2016, 07:31 AM - 1 Like	#26428
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche Sure, just buy yourself a 645Z. No real Pro would be seen with anything smaller. Bigger ... and better ... because it's film. Just a test image from the first roll of 120 ... with SMC Takumar 67 90/2.8 LS and the DoF is a bit too thin, but yeah, it was a test roll ... Oops, sorry ... photo related talk ... I am gonna get creamed with all the mods of this thread ...

05-13-2016, 07:39 AM - 2 Likes	#26429
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Well, since I am in trouble now, I guess that I should go whole hog ... erh, or rather whole bacon ? Is there a Mod dress code like this ... ?!

05-13-2016, 07:42 AM	#26430
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Bigger ... and better ... because it's film. Just a test image from the first roll of 120 ... with SMC Takumar 67 90/2.8 LS and the DoF is a bit too thin, but yeah, it was a test roll ... Oops, sorry ... photo related talk ... I am gonna get creamed with all the mods of this thread ... Ah, but film is hipster, not pro...