why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 05-26-2016, 07:20 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

People who run hocir eat salad, and well....

Way too deep, complicated, or nonsensical for this simple minded old fart (can I say fart here?)
I'll stick with bacon and cheese.

Racer X 69 · 05-26-2016, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I just read where Microsoft is in hot water over dirty tricks to switch people to Windows 10. Clicking to reject was changed to mean you accept...they just forgot to tell anyone about the change.

Hey, WinBlows 10 is just a reworked version of WinBlows 8.

And WinBlows 8 sux.

Gimme WinBlows 7 any day.

Racer X 69 · 05-26-2016, 07:31 PM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

People who run hocir eat salad, and well....

Spending too much time on Face Plant will rot your brain.

Racer X 69 · 05-26-2016, 07:33 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

(can I say fart here?)

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yes.

Fart.

Fart.

Fart.

Fart.

See?

No ******* asterisks.

Fart.

Rupert · 05-26-2016, 08:51 PM

Originally posted by rod_grant

(not that Rupert wouldn't make any mistakes - NB; falling from heights, bad jokes on PF, dropping cameras, ingesting chemicals disguised as cheese, etc, etc.)

Hey...everyone makes a few mistakes, but assaulting the wholesomeness of Velveeta is crossing the line!

It's only the Rupert-types that can't say flatuatual relief....and maybe not even that?

**savoche** · 05-27-2016, 04:48 AM

All this potty talk, **** this and Velv***a that, made me wonder - as someone not having English as my mother tongue - what's the difference between "to give a f@rt" and "to not give a f@rt"?

Rupert · 05-27-2016, 04:56 AM

A new day....same old question? What's a nice guy like me doing here?

**wizofoz** · 05-27-2016, 05:10 AM - **2 Likes**

I have not been in this thread for many months, going back to when it was sub 10k posts. **** me you guys are amazing, talking **** for over 26k posts. Mammoth ****** effort.

Rupert · 05-27-2016, 05:26 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by wizofoz

I have not been in this thread for many months, going back to when it was sub 10k posts. **** me you guys are amazing, talking **** for over 26k posts. Mammoth ****** effort.

It's a cakewalk to do all that talking...when you really have nothing to say!

We do seem to get along pretty nicely. Tolerance is well practiced here. It's not that way everywhere.....

Look closely at Mama raccoon....the red in the bridge of her nose is not her blood...she got into a fight with the Daddy over rights to the leftovers in that squirrel feeder. She won, as usual.

robtcorl · 05-27-2016, 05:28 AM

Originally posted by wizofoz

**** me you guys are amazing, talking **** for over 26k posts.

Thank you!

Parallax · 05-27-2016, 07:51 AM - **1 Like**

..................................

Rupert · 05-27-2016, 08:23 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

It's a Boy! Or a Girl....... Maybe One of Each?

Love it!

In their little incubator!

Wait until Otis sees this! I was just about to ask for updates. This is major news around here, and certainly worthy of serious conversation in this thread.

Otis reminds...we don't discriminate on race, sex, national origin, or much of anything unless it is a bird that fowls the air.

Anyhow, it doesn't matter, he says .."When you're HOT, you're HOT!"

Regards! ...If people here

will PM me an address I'll send them a big fat cigar!

Racer X 69 · 05-27-2016, 08:26 AM

Originally posted by wizofoz

I have not been in this thread for many months, going back to when it was sub 10k posts. **** me you guys are amazing, talking **** for over 26k posts. Mammoth ****** effort.

Monumental?

Well we might be mental.

This discussion?

Epic.

Racer X 69 · 05-27-2016, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

...If people here

will PM me an address I'll send them a big fat cigar!

Cuban?

Racer X 69 · 05-27-2016, 08:29 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

It's a cakewalk to do all that talking...when you really have nothing to say!

Kind of like standing at the fence, chatting with the neighbor.

05-26-2016, 08:51 PM	#26840
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by rod_grant (not that Rupert wouldn't make any mistakes - NB; falling from heights, bad jokes on PF, dropping cameras, ingesting chemicals disguised as cheese, etc, etc.) Hey...everyone makes a few mistakes, but assaulting the wholesomeness of Velveeta is crossing the line! It's only the Rupert-types that can't say flatuatual relief....and maybe not even that? Last edited by Rupert; 05-26-2016 at 09:04 PM.

05-27-2016, 04:48 AM	#26841
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	All this potty talk, ** this and Velva that, made me wonder - as someone not having English as my mother tongue - what's the difference between "to give a f@rt" and "to not* give a f@rt"? Last edited by Racer X 69; 05-28-2016 at 03:06 PM.

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05-26-2016, 07:20 PM - 1 Like	#26836
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason People who run hocir eat salad, and well.... Way too deep, complicated, or nonsensical for this simple minded old fart (can I say fart here?) I'll stick with bacon and cheese.

05-26-2016, 07:31 PM	#26837
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Rupert I just read where Microsoft is in hot water over dirty tricks to switch people to Windows 10. Clicking to reject was changed to mean you accept...they just forgot to tell anyone about the change. Hey, WinBlows 10 is just a reworked version of WinBlows 8. And WinBlows 8 sux. Gimme WinBlows 7 any day.

05-26-2016, 07:31 PM	#26838
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason People who run hocir eat salad, and well.... Spending too much time on Face Plant will rot your brain.

05-26-2016, 07:33 PM - 2 Likes	#26839
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by robtcorl (can I say fart here?) I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say yes. Fart. Fart. Fart. Fart. See? No ******* asterisks. Fart.

05-27-2016, 04:56 AM	#26842
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	A new day....same old question? What's a nice guy like me doing here?

05-27-2016, 05:10 AM - 2 Likes	#26843
wizofoz Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Melbourne, Outer east. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,695	I have not been in this thread for many months, going back to when it was sub 10k posts. ** me you guys are amazing, talking for over 26k posts. Mammoth **** effort.

05-27-2016, 05:26 AM - 1 Like	#26844
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by wizofoz I have not been in this thread for many months, going back to when it was sub 10k posts. ** me you guys are amazing, talking for over 26k posts. Mammoth **** effort. It's a cakewalk to do all that talking...when you really have nothing to say! We do seem to get along pretty nicely. Tolerance is well practiced here. It's not that way everywhere..... Look closely at Mama raccoon....the red in the bridge of her nose is not her blood...she got into a fight with the Daddy over rights to the leftovers in that squirrel feeder. She won, as usual.

05-27-2016, 05:28 AM	#26845
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by wizofoz ** me you guys are amazing, talking ** for over 26k posts. Thank you!

05-27-2016, 08:23 AM	#26847
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax It's a Boy! Or a Girl....... Maybe One of Each? Love it! In their little incubator! Wait until Otis sees this! I was just about to ask for updates. This is major news around here, and certainly worthy of serious conversation in this thread. Otis reminds...we don't discriminate on race, sex, national origin, or much of anything unless it is a bird that fowls the air. Anyhow, it doesn't matter, he says .."When you're HOT, you're HOT!" Regards! ...If people here will PM me an address I'll send them a big fat cigar!

05-27-2016, 08:26 AM	#26848
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by wizofoz I have not been in this thread for many months, going back to when it was sub 10k posts. ** me you guys are amazing, talking for over 26k posts. Mammoth **** effort. Monumental? Well we might be mental. This discussion? Epic.

05-27-2016, 08:27 AM	#26849
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Rupert ...If people here will PM me an address I'll send them a big fat cigar! Cuban?

05-27-2016, 08:29 AM	#26850
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Rupert It's a cakewalk to do all that talking...when you really have nothing to say! Kind of like standing at the fence, chatting with the neighbor.