why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**Ex Finn.** · 07-02-2016, 03:15 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And here I was thinking that gaslighting was lighting farts.

Me too!

Rupert · 07-02-2016, 03:27 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

You're only 11 years older than I Jim. Like a big brother.

I never had a little brother...just two sisters. They claim I had a little brother and cut him up and ate him to avoid competition...and tried to do the same with them...only half of that story is true. I would never harm my brother...if I had one.

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And we share the same surname, so it could happen.

Didn't know that! Small world! It's a good name.....I've tried to make it proud....sorta?

Regards!

robtcorl · 07-02-2016, 05:01 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And we share the same surname, so it could happen.

Racer Rupert, that has a nice ring to it !!

bertwert · 07-02-2016, 05:15 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I didn't realize that I am here pretty much alone in the "Kiddie Thread".

I did realize I am pretty much alone on this "Adult Thread"...

Originally posted by Rupert

you guys/girls should listen to my well earned wisdom and act accordingly.

Yeah right!

Originally posted by robtcorl

Racer Rupert, that has a nice ring to it !!

Rupert · 07-02-2016, 05:21 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

I did realize I am pretty much alone on this "Adult Thread"...

It's all a matter of perspective...isn't it?

Originally posted by bertwert

Yeah right!

Did I detect some sarcasm there Bert?

You know you should eat your veggies....and bacon!

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 05:22 PM

And the Firecracker 400 is underway in Daytona Florida. Right this moment the in car camera is coming from this car:

Owned by the King, Richard Petty, and driven by Aric Almirola, the car is (appropriately) POWERED BY BACON!

Of course, at this point it is anybody's race. Daytona is an unforgiving lady, 2 1/2 miles around with high banks. Drivers running in a tight pack, wide open throttle at more than 200 miles an hour. One wrong move and many will get caught in the 'big one'.

Will Almirola deliver for the King?

Stay tuned folks, and we'll have the answer in 400 miles!

bertwert · 07-02-2016, 05:27 PM

Originally posted by rupert

you know you should eat your veggies

yes

Originally posted by rupert

and bacon

no

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 06:29 PM

This just in:

Just past halfway, Keselowski leads. The 'big one' still has yet to happen.

More later . . . . . .

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 06:40 PM

And the 'big one' happens, on lap 89.

Jimmie Johnson, driving for Hendrick Motorsports gets into Jamie McMurray, and nearly half of the 40 car field is involved.

Carnage.

robtcorl · 07-02-2016, 06:42 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

More later

Faster updates or I'm going to bed.

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 06:42 PM

Quote:

NASCAR confirms 22 cars were involved in that wreck. More than half of the field.

Sheesh!

Not your average Saturday evening drive.

robtcorl · 07-02-2016, 06:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And the 'big one' happens, on lap 89.

Jimmie Johnson, driving for Hendrick Motorsports gets into Jamie McMurray, and nearly half of the 40 car field is involved.

Carnage.

OK, I'm awake again.

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 06:44 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Faster updates or I'm going to bed.

Bed at 9 pm on a Saturday night?

What are you, old?

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 06:45 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

OK, I'm awake again.

Got ya with the carnage, huh?

bertwert · 07-02-2016, 06:48 PM

What we talking about?

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07-02-2016, 03:15 PM - 1 Like	#27556
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And here I was thinking that gaslighting was lighting farts. Me too!

07-02-2016, 03:27 PM - 1 Like	#27557
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 You're only 11 years older than I Jim. Like a big brother. I never had a little brother...just two sisters. They claim I had a little brother and cut him up and ate him to avoid competition...and tried to do the same with them...only half of that story is true. I would never harm my brother...if I had one. Originally posted by Racer X 69 And we share the same surname, so it could happen. Didn't know that! Small world! It's a good name.....I've tried to make it proud....sorta? Regards!

07-02-2016, 05:01 PM - 3 Likes	#27558
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And we share the same surname, so it could happen. Racer Rupert, that has a nice ring to it !!

07-02-2016, 05:15 PM	#27559
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Rupert I didn't realize that I am here pretty much alone in the "Kiddie Thread". I did realize I am pretty much alone on this "Adult Thread"... Originally posted by Rupert you guys/girls should listen to my well earned wisdom and act accordingly. Yeah right! Originally posted by robtcorl Racer Rupert, that has a nice ring to it !!

07-02-2016, 05:21 PM	#27560
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by bertwert I did realize I am pretty much alone on this "Adult Thread"... It's all a matter of perspective...isn't it? Originally posted by bertwert Yeah right! Did I detect some sarcasm there Bert? You know you should eat your veggies....and bacon!

07-02-2016, 05:22 PM	#27561
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	And the Firecracker 400 is underway in Daytona Florida. Right this moment the in car camera is coming from this car: Owned by the King, Richard Petty, and driven by Aric Almirola, the car is (appropriately) POWERED BY BACON! Of course, at this point it is anybody's race. Daytona is an unforgiving lady, 2 1/2 miles around with high banks. Drivers running in a tight pack, wide open throttle at more than 200 miles an hour. One wrong move and many will get caught in the 'big one'. Will Almirola deliver for the King? Stay tuned folks, and we'll have the answer in 400 miles!

07-02-2016, 05:27 PM	#27562
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by rupert you know you should eat your veggies yes Originally posted by rupert and bacon no

07-02-2016, 06:29 PM	#27563
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	This just in: Just past halfway, Keselowski leads. The 'big one' still has yet to happen. More later . . . . . .

07-02-2016, 06:40 PM	#27564
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	And the 'big one' happens, on lap 89. Jimmie Johnson, driving for Hendrick Motorsports gets into Jamie McMurray, and nearly half of the 40 car field is involved. Carnage.

07-02-2016, 06:42 PM - 1 Like	#27565
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 More later Faster updates or I'm going to bed.

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07-02-2016, 06:42 PM	#27566
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Quote: NASCAR confirms 22 cars were involved in that wreck. More than half of the field. Sheesh! Not your average Saturday evening drive.

07-02-2016, 06:43 PM - 1 Like	#27567
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And the 'big one' happens, on lap 89. Jimmie Johnson, driving for Hendrick Motorsports gets into Jamie McMurray, and nearly half of the 40 car field is involved. Carnage. OK, I'm awake again.

07-02-2016, 06:44 PM	#27568
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl Faster updates or I'm going to bed. Bed at 9 pm on a Saturday night? What are you, old?

07-02-2016, 06:45 PM	#27569
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl OK, I'm awake again. Got ya with the carnage, huh?

07-02-2016, 06:48 PM	#27570
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	What we talking about?