why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 06:54 PM

Carnage.

At 200 miles an hour.

bertwert · 07-02-2016, 06:59 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Carnage.

At 200 miles an hour.

320km/h is pretty fast!

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 07:13 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

320km/h is pretty fast!

Especially when there are 39 other cars all trying to be at the front of the field.

31 laps to go.

Crunch time!

Parallax · 07-02-2016, 07:23 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

320km/h is pretty fast!

No, not 320km/hr.
200mph. Pay attention!

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 07:35 PM

Well, 12 laps to go and Tony Stewart is in the wall. His race is over.

Mmmm.......bummer.

Guess last weeks race winner (Sonoma, a road course) won't get a chance to get a back to back win.

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 07:43 PM

9 laps to go.

26 lead changes.

4 cautions.

Currently under caution for cleanup from Stewart's crash.

Looks like it will be green with 6 to go.

Chess at 200 miles an hour.

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 07:43 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

No, not 320km/hr.
200mph. Pay attention!

But metric sounds faster!

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 07:48 PM

Another caution with 4 to go.

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 07:57 PM

Overtime.

When the green flag drops again, and the leader can make it to the overtime line, the next flag ends the race.

Green flag.

The leader, Keselowski makes it past the line.

The white flag is out.

The final lap.

Keselowski, Kyle Busch, Trevor Bayne.

Brad Keselowski finally gets a win at Daytona, leading 115 of 160 laps.

And the fireworks are going off above Lake Lloyd in the backstretch.

Rupert · 07-02-2016, 08:28 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

What we talking about?

Crashing bacon...now called "Bacon Bits".

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 08:52 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

Crashing bacon...now called "Bacon Bits".

The 43 car, bacon and all, finished 15th.

Racer X 69 · 07-02-2016, 09:43 PM

Next week, Kentucky!

tim60 · 07-02-2016, 10:22 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I saw a woman at Walmart...and then again at the gas station, with a bra over the outside of her sweatshirt.....I didn't think she was Batlady...I just though she was bat-crazy. My bet is that I was right?

I think you are right. A rather odd manner of dressing.

Underpants on the outside is a way of referring to 'superheroes' that brings them back to size.

---------- Post added 07-03-16 at 03:59 PM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

This just in:

Just past halfway, Keselowski leads. The 'big one' still has yet to happen.

More later . . . . . .

It will come if he drinks his sponsor's product.

---------- Post added 07-03-16 at 04:01 PM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Sheesh!

Not your average Saturday evening drive.

So any driver with the good sense to not join in gets a place on the winners list and points for the team! Well, almost.

MarkJerling · 07-03-2016, 02:27 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

Car in pet carrier?

Dang! Was meant to say "Cat"

**savoche** · 07-03-2016, 03:52 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

What we talking about?

Someone driving in circles, I think

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07-02-2016, 06:54 PM	#27571
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Carnage. At 200 miles an hour.

07-02-2016, 06:59 PM	#27572
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Carnage. At 200 miles an hour. 320km/h is pretty fast!

07-02-2016, 07:13 PM	#27573
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by bertwert 320km/h is pretty fast! Especially when there are 39 other cars all trying to be at the front of the field. 31 laps to go. Crunch time!

07-02-2016, 07:23 PM - 1 Like	#27574
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by bertwert 320km/h is pretty fast! No, not 320km/hr. 200mph. Pay attention!

07-02-2016, 07:35 PM	#27575
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Well, 12 laps to go and Tony Stewart is in the wall. His race is over. Mmmm.......bummer. Guess last weeks race winner (Sonoma, a road course) won't get a chance to get a back to back win.

07-02-2016, 07:43 PM	#27576
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	9 laps to go. 26 lead changes. 4 cautions. Currently under caution for cleanup from Stewart's crash. Looks like it will be green with 6 to go. Chess at 200 miles an hour.

07-02-2016, 07:43 PM	#27577
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Parallax No, not 320km/hr. 200mph. Pay attention! But metric sounds faster!

07-02-2016, 07:48 PM	#27578
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Another caution with 4 to go.

07-02-2016, 07:57 PM	#27579
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Overtime. When the green flag drops again, and the leader can make it to the overtime line, the next flag ends the race. Green flag. The leader, Keselowski makes it past the line. The white flag is out. The final lap. Keselowski, Kyle Busch, Trevor Bayne. Brad Keselowski finally gets a win at Daytona, leading 115 of 160 laps. And the fireworks are going off above Lake Lloyd in the backstretch.

07-02-2016, 08:28 PM - 1 Like	#27580
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by bertwert What we talking about? Crashing bacon...now called "Bacon Bits".

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07-02-2016, 08:52 PM	#27581
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by Rupert Crashing bacon...now called "Bacon Bits". The 43 car, bacon and all, finished 15th.

07-02-2016, 09:43 PM	#27582
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Next week, Kentucky!

07-02-2016, 10:22 PM	#27583
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,742	Originally posted by Rupert I saw a woman at Walmart...and then again at the gas station, with a bra over the outside of her sweatshirt.....I didn't think she was Batlady...I just though she was bat-crazy. My bet is that I was right? I think you are right. A rather odd manner of dressing. Underpants on the outside is a way of referring to 'superheroes' that brings them back to size. ---------- Post added 07-03-16 at 03:59 PM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 This just in: Just past halfway, Keselowski leads. The 'big one' still has yet to happen. More later . . . . . . It will come if he drinks his sponsor's product. ---------- Post added 07-03-16 at 04:01 PM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 Sheesh! Not your average Saturday evening drive. So any driver with the good sense to not join in gets a place on the winners list and points for the team! Well, almost.

07-03-2016, 02:27 AM	#27584
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,405	Originally posted by bertwert Car in pet carrier? Dang! Was meant to say "Cat"

07-03-2016, 03:52 AM	#27585
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert What we talking about? Someone driving in circles, I think