why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 07-03-2016, 03:53 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

But metric sounds faster!

Metric is faster

Well, at least better

Rupert · 07-03-2016, 05:26 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Well, at least better

Saw another metric speed limit sign in W Texas on our trip......Yep, it was blown so full of holes you could barely make out that it was a sign at all.

Using metric terms here can get you put in jail...or shot full of holes...or both.

FantasticMrFox · 07-03-2016, 09:11 AM - **1 Like**

I am naturally a big proponent of the metric system, because it makes SENSE, but I would make an exception in space:

bertwert · 07-03-2016, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I am naturally a big proponent of the metric system, because it makes SENSE

+1

But you don't drive on the right side of the road... so you must drive on the wrong side

Racer X 69 · 07-03-2016, 09:28 AM

Today the IMSA series is running the 6 Hours at Watkins Glen in upstate New York.

Fresh from the Le Mans 24 Hour race in France many of the same teams are now competing on a much shorter course, for only a quarter of the time.

Racer X 69 · 07-03-2016, 09:31 AM

And from Austria the Formula 1 Circus is about to begin.

Racer X 69 · 07-03-2016, 10:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Today the IMSA series is running the 6 Hours at Watkins Glen in upstate New York.

Fresh from the Le Mans 24 Hour race in France many of the same teams are now competing on a much shorter course, for only a quarter of the time.

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And from Austria the Formula 1 Circus is about to begin.

Originally posted by savoche

Someone driving in circles, I think

And these drivers are not going in circles.

tim60 · 07-03-2016, 10:42 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

+1

But you don't drive on the right side of the road... so you must drive on the wrong side

Ah, but we sit on the right side of the car!

SO THERE!!!

---------- Post added 07-04-16 at 04:15 AM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And from Austria the Formula 1 Circus is about to begin.

That's what it would be like if we all had cars like the Jestons flying cars. Was that guy a bit impatient.

Racer X 69 · 07-03-2016, 10:49 AM

Originally posted by tim60

That's what it would be like if we all had cars like the Jestons flying cars. Was that guy a bit impatient.

The F1 Prima Donnas are all just a bit impatient.

And narcissistic.

Rupert · 07-03-2016, 11:15 AM

Been feeling like something isn't quite right here at PF lately, just not clicking as usual, and like no one is watching over my shoulder like they should. It has sort of made me uncomfortable...but today all is well, and I feel just like old times have come back around! Many thanks to the Mod that welcomed me back into the fold with a reminder that I am not totally ignored (as Otis claims) and I do have value here...even if it is negative!

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I feel like my old self again.....and as always will try to do better.....at least until 8/2/16!

I also got a PM from Otis Squirrel....parts of it were fit to be posted here.....I'd post it all but then I would be in danger of a lifetime ban.....

".........Rupert, you filthy minded slug, you are a disgrace to those at PF that have a little common decency, are not interested in trashy women, and are here for the educational and instructional value, not lessons on attracting sleazy women. Consider that little blind orphan squirrels are here daily for entertainment and photo viewing and not to formulate questions for me to answer about filthy posts your type seems to think are post worthy.

I would request a lifetime ban for you, and with my great relationship with most of the Mods here (I did say "most"

) they would be happy to oblige. However, having you around is a measure for the mentally impaired and the filthy perverts, to compare themselves to you and realize they are no where near your class of insanity and perversion....and never want to be.

As disgusting as you are.....thanks for the six pack of cold beer you left at the trunk of my penthouse tree.....and that girls gone wild video....."

Beast Regards

Otis Squirrel

tim60 · 07-03-2016, 11:34 AM

Rupert, do not get yourself ostracised or exiled. That would be sad for all of us.

I have happy memories of Daytona Beach, even if it had nothing to do with the cars.

Rupert · 07-03-2016, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by tim60

I have happy memories of Daytona Beach, even if it had nothing to do with the cars.

Never been there...but I have been to Cocoa beach and have very fond memories of it.

I can't tell you about them until after 8/2/16.

How hot is it here today? I lined the fence with giant roasted peanuts and not a taker has shown up...not a squirrel, not a jay...nothing. You can scramble eggs on the sidewalk...and the humidity is a killer too.

Parallax · 07-03-2016, 01:01 PM

8/2/16? Is that when the statute of limitations is invoked?

Rupert · 07-03-2016, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

8/2/16? Is that when the statute of limitations is invoked?

Otis says it means if they can't find a rope and tree by 8/2/16, I'm home free until I mess up again.

You know, I really thought people would be interested in trashy women.....it never dawned on me that they might not be?

I guess that is where I messed up.....?

Regards!

Parallax · 07-03-2016, 01:41 PM

Okay, I just checked the mod forum.
Now I get it.

er, I mean,

07-03-2016, 11:15 AM	#27595
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Been feeling like something isn't quite right here at PF lately, just not clicking as usual, and like no one is watching over my shoulder like they should. It has sort of made me uncomfortable...but today all is well, and I feel just like old times have come back around! Many thanks to the Mod that welcomed me back into the fold with a reminder that I am not totally ignored (as Otis claims) and I do have value here...even if it is negative! I feel like my old self again.....and as always will try to do better.....at least until 8/2/16! I also got a PM from Otis Squirrel....parts of it were fit to be posted here.....I'd post it all but then I would be in danger of a lifetime ban..... ".........Rupert, you filthy minded slug, you are a disgrace to those at PF that have a little common decency, are not interested in trashy women, and are here for the educational and instructional value, not lessons on attracting sleazy women. Consider that little blind orphan squirrels are here daily for entertainment and photo viewing and not to formulate questions for me to answer about filthy posts your type seems to think are post worthy. I would request a lifetime ban for you, and with my great relationship with most of the Mods here (I did say "most") they would be happy to oblige. However, having you around is a measure for the mentally impaired and the filthy perverts, to compare themselves to you and realize they are no where near your class of insanity and perversion....and never want to be. As disgusting as you are.....thanks for the six pack of cold beer you left at the trunk of my penthouse tree.....and that girls gone wild video....." Beast Regards Otis Squirrel

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07-03-2016, 03:53 AM - 1 Like	#27586
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 But metric sounds faster! Metric is faster Well, at least better

07-03-2016, 05:26 AM	#27587
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by savoche Well, at least better Saw another metric speed limit sign in W Texas on our trip......Yep, it was blown so full of holes you could barely make out that it was a sign at all. Using metric terms here can get you put in jail...or shot full of holes...or both.

07-03-2016, 09:11 AM - 1 Like	#27588
FantasticMrFox Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: Munich Posts: 2,339	I am naturally a big proponent of the metric system, because it makes SENSE, but I would make an exception in space:

07-03-2016, 09:13 AM	#27589
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I am naturally a big proponent of the metric system, because it makes SENSE +1 But you don't drive on the right side of the road... so you must drive on the wrong side

07-03-2016, 09:28 AM	#27590
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Today the IMSA series is running the 6 Hours at Watkins Glen in upstate New York. Fresh from the Le Mans 24 Hour race in France many of the same teams are now competing on a much shorter course, for only a quarter of the time.

07-03-2016, 09:31 AM	#27591
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	And from Austria the Formula 1 Circus is about to begin.

07-03-2016, 10:29 AM - 1 Like	#27592
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Today the IMSA series is running the 6 Hours at Watkins Glen in upstate New York. Fresh from the Le Mans 24 Hour race in France many of the same teams are now competing on a much shorter course, for only a quarter of the time. Originally posted by Racer X 69 And from Austria the Formula 1 Circus is about to begin. Originally posted by savoche Someone driving in circles, I think And these drivers are not going in circles.

07-03-2016, 10:42 AM	#27593
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Originally posted by bertwert +1 But you don't drive on the right side of the road... so you must drive on the wrong side Ah, but we sit on the right side of the car! SO THERE!!! ---------- Post added 07-04-16 at 04:15 AM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 And from Austria the Formula 1 Circus is about to begin. That's what it would be like if we all had cars like the Jestons flying cars. Was that guy a bit impatient.

07-03-2016, 10:49 AM	#27594
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by tim60 That's what it would be like if we all had cars like the Jestons flying cars. Was that guy a bit impatient. The F1 Prima Donnas are all just a bit impatient. And narcissistic.

07-03-2016, 11:34 AM	#27596
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Rupert, do not get yourself ostracised or exiled. That would be sad for all of us. I have happy memories of Daytona Beach, even if it had nothing to do with the cars.

07-03-2016, 11:46 AM	#27597
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by tim60 I have happy memories of Daytona Beach, even if it had nothing to do with the cars. Never been there...but I have been to Cocoa beach and have very fond memories of it. I can't tell you about them until after 8/2/16. How hot is it here today? I lined the fence with giant roasted peanuts and not a taker has shown up...not a squirrel, not a jay...nothing. You can scramble eggs on the sidewalk...and the humidity is a killer too.

07-03-2016, 01:01 PM	#27598
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	8/2/16? Is that when the statute of limitations is invoked?

07-03-2016, 01:22 PM	#27599
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax 8/2/16? Is that when the statute of limitations is invoked? Otis says it means if they can't find a rope and tree by 8/2/16, I'm home free until I mess up again. You know, I really thought people would be interested in trashy women.....it never dawned on me that they might not be? I guess that is where I messed up.....? Regards!

07-03-2016, 01:41 PM	#27600
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Okay, I just checked the mod forum. Now I get it. er, I mean,