why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 07-09-2016, 09:27 AM

That looks pretty neat and useful for many. I have an old flip phone ...currently has 632 minutes...same as last month....seldom use it. Just not a phone person....

However, I may rethink this. I can envision a Rupert Modeling and Career Advice Agency...where I could ditch my Chocolate Girlfriends and get a harem of "trashy women" that send me their large files of their personal and private shots and escapades on a daily basis.

I'd like to take credit for this idea, but actually it was Otis reading your post over my shoulder that imagined it. He says I'm lucky to have him around......I guess he is right again!

**savoche** · 07-09-2016, 09:40 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Shove pencils in both eyes, then give yourself a frontal lobotomy.

Originally posted by Rupert

A bacon and Velveeta sammich can ease the distress, but it only lasts while you are eating them...so make several.

Velveeta? Then I prefer the pencils, thank you very much

Rupert · 07-09-2016, 10:00 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Then I prefer the pencils, thank you very much

Bacon wrapped pencils dipped in melted Velveeta are not half bad.

Parallax · 07-09-2016, 10:10 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

Bacon wrapped pencils dipped in melted Velveeta are not half bad.

Better without the Velveeta.

Racer X 69 · 07-09-2016, 10:45 AM

Originally posted by FantasticMrFox

I do not have an iPad, I do not know a Peter Bombarde and I don't use that picture anywhere but on Pentaxforums, so it appears this really is just a random example and not tailored for myself

But it is 'super secure'!

tim60 · 07-09-2016, 10:51 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

That looks pretty neat and useful for many. I have an old flip phone ...currently has 632 minutes...same as last month....seldom use it. Just not a phone person....

However, I may rethink this. I can envision a Rupert Modeling and Career Advice Agency...where I could ditch my Chocolate Girlfriends and get a harem of "trashy women" that send me their large files of their personal and private shots and escapades on a daily basis.

I'd like to take credit for this idea, but actually it was Otis reading your post over my shoulder that imagined it. He says I'm lucky to have him around......I guess he is right again!

Please spare us the pictures etc.

Rupert · 07-09-2016, 11:00 AM

Originally posted by tim60

Please spare us the pictures etc.

I couldn't share them if I had them....Otis would have them all classified....for his viewing only.

Originally posted by Parallax

Better without the Velveeta.

Look me in the eye and tell us all that you have no Velveeta in your home, have never had Velveeta in your home, and will never have Velveeta in your home.
Well...go ahead, make my day!

Racer X 69 · 07-09-2016, 11:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

Look me in the eye and tell us all that you have no Velveeta in your home, have never had Velveeta in your home, and will never have Velveeta in your home.
Well...go ahead, make my day!

No Velveeta in my home.

Yesterday.

Today.

Tomorrow.

Ever.

Racer X 69 · 07-09-2016, 11:29 AM

Plenty of bacon though.

And not a single K3 in sight.

robtcorl · 07-09-2016, 12:04 PM - **2 Likes**

Bacon without Velveeta cheese
is like a kiss without a squeeze

Rupert · 07-09-2016, 12:10 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Bacon without Velveeta cheese
is like a kiss without a squeeze

I gave Racer a Thumbs Up "Like"...... but noted that I meant it as a thumbs down!

Velveeta haters are not as bad as bacon haters, but they are right on the edge.

Parallax · 07-09-2016, 01:12 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I couldn't share them if I had them....Otis would have them all classified....for his viewing only.

Look me in the eye and tell us all that you have no Velveeta in your home, have never had Velveeta in your home, and will never have Velveeta in your home.
Well...go ahead, make my day!

I won't say that I never have. Sometimes it comes with the macaroni. Just plain Velveeta? NEVER!

Rupert · 07-09-2016, 01:32 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

I won't say that I never have.

That's a confession if I ever heard one....evasive, but still a confession!

I love Campbell's shrimp soup, it has a great flavor. The little teeny tiny things they call shrimp are atrocious, but as a base for some good eating the soup is excellent, fast and easy.

Yesterday I opened three cans, added some half& half for thinning the base, about two dozen medium sized cooked cocktail shrimp, garlic and onion flakes.....fresh pepper and a few other spices, including red pepper.... along with some real butter and simmered for 30 minutes.
It was not as thick as I desired, so I dropped in 4 slices of Velveeta and blended them in. That did the trick and it was the best shrimp soup ever! If something isn't just right....add Velveeta, it will be!

Racer X 69 · 07-09-2016, 02:11 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

The little teeny tiny things they call shrimp are atrocious . . . . . . . . .

That's why they call them 'shrimp'.

Racer X 69 · 07-09-2016, 02:12 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I gave Racer a Thumbs Up "Like"...... but noted that I meant it as a thumbs down!

Velveeta haters are not as bad as bacon haters, but they are right on the edge.

Oh, I'm not a Velveeta Hater.

No.

I'm a Velveeta Disliker.

I dislike it very, very much.

Give me Tillamook Sharp Cheddar, or give me death.

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07-09-2016, 09:27 AM	#27751
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	That looks pretty neat and useful for many. I have an old flip phone ...currently has 632 minutes...same as last month....seldom use it. Just not a phone person.... However, I may rethink this. I can envision a Rupert Modeling and Career Advice Agency...where I could ditch my Chocolate Girlfriends and get a harem of "trashy women" that send me their large files of their personal and private shots and escapades on a daily basis. I'd like to take credit for this idea, but actually it was Otis reading your post over my shoulder that imagined it. He says I'm lucky to have him around......I guess he is right again!

07-09-2016, 09:40 AM - 1 Like	#27752
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Shove pencils in both eyes, then give yourself a frontal lobotomy. Originally posted by Rupert A bacon and Velveeta sammich can ease the distress, but it only lasts while you are eating them...so make several. Velveeta? Then I prefer the pencils, thank you very much

07-09-2016, 10:00 AM - 1 Like	#27753
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by savoche Then I prefer the pencils, thank you very much Bacon wrapped pencils dipped in melted Velveeta are not half bad.

07-09-2016, 10:10 AM - 1 Like	#27754
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Rupert Bacon wrapped pencils dipped in melted Velveeta are not half bad. Better without the Velveeta.

07-09-2016, 10:45 AM	#27755
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by FantasticMrFox I do not have an iPad, I do not know a Peter Bombarde and I don't use that picture anywhere but on Pentaxforums, so it appears this really is just a random example and not tailored for myself But it is 'super secure'!

07-09-2016, 10:51 AM	#27756
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Originally posted by Rupert That looks pretty neat and useful for many. I have an old flip phone ...currently has 632 minutes...same as last month....seldom use it. Just not a phone person.... However, I may rethink this. I can envision a Rupert Modeling and Career Advice Agency...where I could ditch my Chocolate Girlfriends and get a harem of "trashy women" that send me their large files of their personal and private shots and escapades on a daily basis. I'd like to take credit for this idea, but actually it was Otis reading your post over my shoulder that imagined it. He says I'm lucky to have him around......I guess he is right again! Please spare us the pictures etc.

07-09-2016, 11:00 AM	#27757
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by tim60 Please spare us the pictures etc. I couldn't share them if I had them....Otis would have them all classified....for his viewing only. Originally posted by Parallax Better without the Velveeta. Look me in the eye and tell us all that you have no Velveeta in your home, have never had Velveeta in your home, and will never have Velveeta in your home. Well...go ahead, make my day!

07-09-2016, 11:29 AM - 1 Like	#27758
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert Look me in the eye and tell us all that you have no Velveeta in your home, have never had Velveeta in your home, and will never have Velveeta in your home. Well...go ahead, make my day! No Velveeta in my home. Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow. Ever.

07-09-2016, 11:29 AM	#27759
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Plenty of bacon though. And not a single K3 in sight.

07-09-2016, 12:04 PM - 2 Likes	#27760
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Bacon without Velveeta cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze

07-09-2016, 12:10 PM	#27761
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Bacon without Velveeta cheese is like a kiss without a squeeze I gave Racer a Thumbs Up "Like"...... but noted that I meant it as a thumbs down! Velveeta haters are not as bad as bacon haters, but they are right on the edge.

07-09-2016, 01:12 PM	#27762
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Originally posted by Rupert I couldn't share them if I had them....Otis would have them all classified....for his viewing only. Look me in the eye and tell us all that you have no Velveeta in your home, have never had Velveeta in your home, and will never have Velveeta in your home. Well...go ahead, make my day! I won't say that I never have. Sometimes it comes with the macaroni. Just plain Velveeta? NEVER!

07-09-2016, 01:32 PM	#27763
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Parallax I won't say that I never have. That's a confession if I ever heard one....evasive, but still a confession! I love Campbell's shrimp soup, it has a great flavor. The little teeny tiny things they call shrimp are atrocious, but as a base for some good eating the soup is excellent, fast and easy. Yesterday I opened three cans, added some half& half for thinning the base, about two dozen medium sized cooked cocktail shrimp, garlic and onion flakes.....fresh pepper and a few other spices, including red pepper.... along with some real butter and simmered for 30 minutes. It was not as thick as I desired, so I dropped in 4 slices of Velveeta and blended them in. That did the trick and it was the best shrimp soup ever! If something isn't just right....add Velveeta, it will be!

07-09-2016, 02:11 PM - 1 Like	#27764
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert The little teeny tiny things they call shrimp are atrocious . . . . . . . . . That's why they call them 'shrimp'.

07-09-2016, 02:12 PM	#27765
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Rupert I gave Racer a Thumbs Up "Like"...... but noted that I meant it as a thumbs down! Velveeta haters are not as bad as bacon haters, but they are right on the edge. Oh, I'm not a Velveeta Hater. No. I'm a Velveeta Disliker. I dislike it very, very much. Give me Tillamook Sharp Cheddar, or give me death.