why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

sherrvonne · 07-15-2016, 03:45 PM - **1 Like**

Ha ha ha ha .... UPS delivered some stuff from Adarama yesterday.... Same UPS guy has another delivery to house next door to me but pulled up to my house only to be looking directly into the (not mentioning the K?) and a 500mm that I had aiming at birds from the porch. I told him didn't he know he had his own paparazzi?

Rupert · 07-15-2016, 09:44 PM

Originally posted by tim60

I follow the rule with foods I have not tried. If lots of people like it it cannot be too bad.

Do you realize that Velveeta is highly popular with billions of people?

When there was a shortage a couple of years ago people rioted in the streets and almost brought down the govt.......remember that?

You can bet none of you Velveeta haters were counter protesting, were you? Moms worldwide would have torn you arms and legs off.

Racer X 69 · 07-16-2016, 12:32 AM

Originally posted by clackers

I'd like that - my wife and I were shown through the NBC studios by one of the Jay Leno show staffers, and nothing beats an insider for a guide.

I would bring several bottles of Australian wine as a gift ... some of them may even be drinkable!

No Vegemite, I promise.

Family Day this year is August 21.

I found out today that my sister wants to come up on that weekend and take our father's ashes somewhere to scatter them.

Guess I won't be going to the Family Day thing.

**clackers** · 07-16-2016, 02:58 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I found out today that my sister wants to come up on that weekend and take our father's ashes somewhere to scatter them.

Her idea rather than yours? You would know your sister, and figure if it's best to nod and agree with everything.

robtcorl · 07-16-2016, 05:36 AM

Note to Racer,
Wondering if you have seen John's Boeing photos over on the post your K-S2 shots thread?

Racer X 69 · 07-16-2016, 08:57 AM

Originally posted by clackers

Her idea rather than yours?

Of course.

Originally posted by clackers

You would know your sister, and figure if it's best to nod and agree with everything.

Always.

Rupert · 07-16-2016, 09:05 AM

No one responded to my Velveeta reply....I think you guys know when you have suffered a defeat. It's one thing to blasphemy Velveeta here in the safety of this thread...but facing angry Moms worldwide is more than you want to chance, isn't it!

Even this Velveeta hating squirrel doesn't want to face angry Moms armed with squirrel-popper long guns!

If you look close, he has a nice set of "hangers"...but not big enough to challenge those angry Moms!

Racer X 69 · 07-16-2016, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Note to Racer,
Wondering if you have seen John's Boeing photos over on the post your K-S2 shots thread?

Um, no. I have not.

Going over there now.

Racer X 69 · 07-16-2016, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

No one responded to my Velveeta reply....I think you guys know when you have suffered a defeat. It's one thing to blasphemy Velveeta here in the safety of this thread...but facing angry Moms worldwide is more than you want to chance, isn't it!

Even this Velveeta hating squirrel doesn't want to face angry Moms armed with squirrel-popper long guns!

If you look close, he has a nice set of "hangers"...but not big enough to challenge those angry Moms!

One word Jim.

Tillamook.

Racer X 69 · 07-16-2016, 09:23 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Note to Racer,
Wondering if you have seen John's Boeing photos over on the post your K-S2 shots thread?

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Um, no. I have not.

Going over there now.

Went there.

Awesome shots.

I have tickets for the show today. At 1:30.

Guessing it won't be quite so pretty during the day.

Still, I get out of designated overtime today.

And tomorrow is double time.

All day!

robtcorl · 07-16-2016, 09:26 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Tillamook.

You can tilla garden, but you can't tilla mook!

Rupert · 07-16-2016, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

One word Jim.

Tillamook.

So when those Moms are out marching against Velveeta shortages, we can count on Racer to be counter marching with his Tillamook sign? If so...so long Racer, what they will do to you will be oh so ugly!

Can you imagine a Mom giving their children a grilled Tillamook? Child abuse is a serious offense.

If my 90 year old Mom heard you here she would slap your face for certain! We grew up on Velveeta...and just look how well I turned out!

Rupert · 07-16-2016, 06:25 PM

8 hours of silence...I'm guessing the thought of being castigated.....or castrated, by those Velveeta Moms scared the daylights out of you haters. It should, they get serious when their Velveeta is at risk or being assaulted by cheese snobs pushing some sort of mooky stuff.

Rupert · 07-16-2016, 07:32 PM

The guy that came out of this hole had been hiding underground for 13 years......you guys planning on staying there that long?

MarkJerling · 07-16-2016, 07:52 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I have always been a Ford truck guy, but this little Ram has changed that.

Love how you're calling it "this little Ram". Here by us that would be to big to fit in a standard parking bay!

Here's a photo the little Ford truck that I owned some 20 years ago.

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07-15-2016, 03:45 PM - 1 Like	#27931
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Ha ha ha ha .... UPS delivered some stuff from Adarama yesterday.... Same UPS guy has another delivery to house next door to me but pulled up to my house only to be looking directly into the (not mentioning the K?) and a 500mm that I had aiming at birds from the porch. I told him didn't he know he had his own paparazzi?

07-15-2016, 09:44 PM	#27932
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by tim60 I follow the rule with foods I have not tried. If lots of people like it it cannot be too bad. Do you realize that Velveeta is highly popular with billions of people? When there was a shortage a couple of years ago people rioted in the streets and almost brought down the govt.......remember that? You can bet none of you Velveeta haters were counter protesting, were you? Moms worldwide would have torn you arms and legs off.

07-16-2016, 12:32 AM	#27933
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by clackers I'd like that - my wife and I were shown through the NBC studios by one of the Jay Leno show staffers, and nothing beats an insider for a guide. I would bring several bottles of Australian wine as a gift ... some of them may even be drinkable! No Vegemite, I promise. Family Day this year is August 21. I found out today that my sister wants to come up on that weekend and take our father's ashes somewhere to scatter them. Guess I won't be going to the Family Day thing.

07-16-2016, 02:58 AM	#27934
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I found out today that my sister wants to come up on that weekend and take our father's ashes somewhere to scatter them. Her idea rather than yours? You would know your sister, and figure if it's best to nod and agree with everything.

07-16-2016, 05:36 AM	#27935
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Note to Racer, Wondering if you have seen John's Boeing photos over on the post your K-S2 shots thread?

07-16-2016, 08:57 AM	#27936
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by clackers Her idea rather than yours? Of course. Originally posted by clackers You would know your sister, and figure if it's best to nod and agree with everything. Always.

07-16-2016, 09:05 AM	#27937
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	No one responded to my Velveeta reply....I think you guys know when you have suffered a defeat. It's one thing to blasphemy Velveeta here in the safety of this thread...but facing angry Moms worldwide is more than you want to chance, isn't it! Even this Velveeta hating squirrel doesn't want to face angry Moms armed with squirrel-popper long guns! If you look close, he has a nice set of "hangers"...but not big enough to challenge those angry Moms!

07-16-2016, 09:20 AM	#27938
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Note to Racer, Wondering if you have seen John's Boeing photos over on the post your K-S2 shots thread? Um, no. I have not. Going over there now.

07-16-2016, 09:21 AM	#27939
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert No one responded to my Velveeta reply....I think you guys know when you have suffered a defeat. It's one thing to blasphemy Velveeta here in the safety of this thread...but facing angry Moms worldwide is more than you want to chance, isn't it! Even this Velveeta hating squirrel doesn't want to face angry Moms armed with squirrel-popper long guns! If you look close, he has a nice set of "hangers"...but not big enough to challenge those angry Moms! One word Jim. Tillamook.

07-16-2016, 09:23 AM	#27940
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Note to Racer, Wondering if you have seen John's Boeing photos over on the post your K-S2 shots thread? Originally posted by Racer X 69 Um, no. I have not. Going over there now. Went there. Awesome shots. I have tickets for the show today. At 1:30. Guessing it won't be quite so pretty during the day. Still, I get out of designated overtime today. And tomorrow is double time. All day!

07-16-2016, 09:26 AM - 2 Likes	#27941
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Tillamook. You can tilla garden, but you can't tilla mook!

07-16-2016, 09:37 AM	#27942
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 One word Jim. Tillamook. So when those Moms are out marching against Velveeta shortages, we can count on Racer to be counter marching with his Tillamook sign? If so...so long Racer, what they will do to you will be oh so ugly! Can you imagine a Mom giving their children a grilled Tillamook? Child abuse is a serious offense. If my 90 year old Mom heard you here she would slap your face for certain! We grew up on Velveeta...and just look how well I turned out!

07-16-2016, 06:25 PM	#27943
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	8 hours of silence...I'm guessing the thought of being castigated.....or castrated, by those Velveeta Moms scared the daylights out of you haters. It should, they get serious when their Velveeta is at risk or being assaulted by cheese snobs pushing some sort of mooky stuff.

07-16-2016, 07:32 PM	#27944
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	The guy that came out of this hole had been hiding underground for 13 years......you guys planning on staying there that long?