I read where 7 of 10 NFL home viewing parties serve Rotel dip....made with Velveeta, of course.
The most popular dip by a wide margin. Do the math.....some NFL games draw record numbers of viewers....millions and millions!
So if we are wrong about Velveeta, we have a lot of company!
Grilled cheese......can't beat Velveeta. One of my favorites is scrambled eggs with a couple of Velveeta slices melted in at the end of the cooking process. If you try it, you won't scramble again without it! Keeps the eggs moist and the flavor is so wonderful! Or...just slice off a big chunk and eat it. It's delicious all by itself....or on a big flaky biscuit from Aldis! (.99 cents for a can of eight!
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You don't need political strife, grievances of all natures, or a lousy govt to get riots in the streets. All you need is to remove Velveeta from the grocery shelves of America and angry mothers will burn this nation to the ground!
Keep your fancy high priced cheeses, the masses want Velveeta! As American as apple pie or Mom! You guys are not anti-American....are you???
True story....a couple of weeks ago I was in Krogers, don't go there much but needed a few specialty items they carry. I was in the Dairy Section and there was a young lady with a little girl, maybe two year of age?.....the kid was squealing her lungs out wanting something she saw that was apparently one of her favorite treats. The Mom kept saying no. Then as she moved along with the squealing kid, the Mom stopped and picked up the large size package of single sliced wrapped Velveeta, opened the package and unwrapped a slice for the squealer. End of squealing..instantly! Yep, Moms know best, and so do little kids!
Maybe your Moms handed you a lutefish? Nowadays that is considered child abuse!