[Rupert]

Internet was out here this morning for 5 hours......rare. I did OK but Mrs Rupert was in a panic. Luckily, she could resort to her Smart phone.

I just played with recently shot photos and passed the time doing the ordinary...not much of anything.

I did find a recently shot nipple view.....Otis says they are too small to matter. Squirrels don't make good bacon anyhow.

[Rupert]

....kinda hurts her little tender feelings......she expected at least one or two Oooh! La-la's

Had to take a break and go to Staples. My office chair (made in 1949) finally gave out and dumped me. I found one I liked for $69.99 and bought it. Sure feels better than the old wobbly one that Mrs Rupert has been complaining about for several years. It was a good chair. Govt issued many years ago. I had it recovered and I painted the frame to fit my office decor. It is like me...it finally just wore out.

I added my old back support....those are great!

Works for me!

[Rupert]

I guess you guys don't like my chair any more than the little naked girly squirrel? Maybe I will fry up some bacon and if you don't like that, we will just give up!

To show my kindness to little critters, I donated the bacon from my bacon wrapped burgers to the little raccoon cubs. I hand fed it to them and I guarantee none of us can love bacon more than they do! Friends for life!

[Racer X 69]

Squirrels don't make good bacon anyhow.

No, but I bet they make pretty good jerky.

[Racer X 69]

Had to take a break and go to Staples. My office chair (made in 1949) finally gave out and dumped me. I found one I liked for $69.99 and bought it. Sure feels better than the old wobbly one that Mrs Rupert has been complaining about for several years. It was a good chair. Govt issued many years ago. I had it recovered and I painted the frame to fit my office decor. It is like me...it finally just wore out.

I wanna see the old one. Those old chairs from that era are cool. Heavy steel base, the nicer ones had some heavy chrome trim on the legs.

Leather.

I like leather.

Chairs.

Couch.

Recliner.

The seats in my Dodge Dually (heated leather).

Oh yeah.

So let's see the old chair Jim.

Please.

[Racer X 69]

I guess you guys don't like my chair any more than the little naked girly squirrel? Maybe I will fry up some bacon and if you don't like that, we will just give up!

To show my kindness to little critters, I donated the bacon from my bacon wrapped burgers to the little raccoon cubs. I hand fed it to them and I guarantee none of us can love bacon more than they do! Friends for life!

That's it Jim.

Fatten them up so they make better tasting jerky.

Mmmmmm . . . . . . . . racoon jerky.

Almost as good as squirrel jerky. You are feeding bacon to the squirrels too, right?

[robtcorl]

Last night's heirloom tomato cheeseburger.
Real tomato taste on that puppy!

[hologram]

As some of you already know,
I make my own bacon, and a nipple here or a nipple there, here a nipple there a nipple everywhere a nipple nipple never bothered me at all.
Perhaps Bert was a bottle baby?

Thanks a bunch for that HM bacon photo. There goes my diet.

[Rupert]

So let's see the old chair Jim.

I got it out of the dump around 25 years ago, sandblasted it and painted it, had it upholstered. It has gone back to the dump....ashes to ashes. Maybe I do have some old shots somewhere. It served me well until about 5 years ago when it died, but I kept using it. Only very recently did it get a post-mortem desire to injure me.

You are feeding bacon to the squirrels too, right?

You bet, when I get bacon,squirrels get bacon!

Last night's heirloom tomato cheeseburger.
Real tomato taste on that puppy!

That looks delicious......and I'm sure that is Velveeta yellow I see?

Squirrels like the salty sweat on the deck chair arms......it has a bacon flavor!


Regards!

[MarkJerling]

Roast pork dinner last night.

[MarkJerling]

And, we had the good fortune to have a lovely French red the other night.

[MarkJerling]

We need an Aldi's here!!! Look at our local tomato and avocado prices. I know it's winter, but dang!
At that price they can rot on the shelves as far as I'm concerned.

[Rupert]

Roast pork dinner last night.

I love a good pork roast, hard to beat one! The pork gravy too!

And, we had the good fortune to have a lovely French red the other night.

I'm bettin' that can shine some shoes like crazy!

I've been very liberal with the roasted peanuts and it is starting to show on the Jays......Normally lean and sleek, they are starting to resemble fat squirrels.

[robtcorl]

And, we had the good fortune to have a lovely French red the other night.

I see, b!tch about produce prices but drink high dollar (I suspect, no clue) wine?

[MarkJerling]

I see, b!tch about produce prices but drink high dollar (I suspect, no clue) wine?

LOL, yes Rob! But, in 1978 that was not an overly expensive bottle of wine. Neither were these!