why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Parallax · 08-20-2016, 04:07 PM

Originally posted by Rupert:

...... Velveeta cheese.

Are you familiar with the word "oxymoron"?

mee · 08-20-2016, 04:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Gear talk!

Indeed. We need more gear talk.. like we need more cowbell.

Rupert · 08-20-2016, 07:16 PM

Oh yeah! It was delicious!

---------- Post added 08-20-16 at 09:18 PM ----------

Originally posted by Parallax

Are you familiar with the word "oxymoron"?

I don't get it?

But I'm in great company of billions worldwide!

robtcorl · 08-21-2016, 06:22 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Tonight some BLT with sharp cheddar

One has to assume this was Velveeta Sharp Cheddar?
Hope you didn't go rogue on us real processed cheese lovers.

**savoche** · 08-21-2016, 06:25 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

I don't get it?

But I'm in great company of billions worldwide!

Ah, the "30 billion flies can't be wrong" argument?

I guess that's why all of us here shoot Canon, right?

**savoche** · 08-21-2016, 06:29 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

One has to assume this was Velveeta Sharp Cheddar?
Hope you didn't go rogue on us real processed cheese lovers.

Something inside me just died - I think it was the last desperate shriveled hope I had for the human race

**savoche** · 08-21-2016, 06:32 AM - **1 Like**

Oh, oh, oh, I just found the vehicle for Racer. It's parked near the landside stop of our ferry during the festival going on this week.

[IMG]

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Rupert · 08-21-2016, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

One has to assume this was Velveeta Sharp Cheddar?
Hope you didn't go rogue on us real processed cheese lovers.

I admit it was from a block of Aldis sharp cheddar ($1.69) but if you look again that cheese on the bottom is pure Velveeta......it just wouldn't be a BLT without Velveeta. My Mom would disown me without it!

I blame Mrs Rupert anyhow...she demanded the sharp cheddar....and we all know she has no food expertise.

Racer X 69 · 08-21-2016, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Oh, oh, oh, I just found the vehicle for Racer. It's parked near the landside stop of our ferry during the festival going on this week.

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Is that in Pakistan?

robtcorl · 08-21-2016, 08:07 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Something inside me just died

Gnaw on a chunk of the V it has restorative powers!

**savoche** · 08-21-2016, 08:21 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Is that in Pakistan?

Almost. Well, at least it's on the same continent.

**savoche** · 08-21-2016, 08:22 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Gnaw on a chunk of the V it has restorative powers!

I would rather have some of that Ratol you Velveetists rate so highly

Rupert · 08-21-2016, 10:23 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Gnaw on a chunk of the V it has restorative powers!

Spaghetti for lunch...I'll melt in a big chink of Velveeta and a good dose of Rotel to make up for my few slices of cheddar. If it makes any difference, the two little slices of cheddar on that plate went to Mrs Rupert....a sharp cheddar lover.

There is nothing particularly wrong with some cheddar once in a while, it just isn't as satisfying or nutritious as Velveeta. Just look at the long ingredient list in Velveeta and you can see that they cut no corners to give you all you deserve, where on the cheddar they cheat you with only 3-4 ordinary ingredients.

Heck, I can get some milk,salt, enzymes and stir them up in a glass and have some liquid cheddar. Not so with Velveeta, where it takes a big factory and hundreds of workers to get all those nutritious ingredients blended just right.

If my Mom was here she would set some of you guys straight in a hurry about Velveeta. You would not want to argue with my Mom....I can tell you from experience!

Racer X 69 · 08-21-2016, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by savoche

Almost. Well, at least it's on the same continent.

If not Pakistan then where?

This one professes an affinity for Pakistan.

https://flic.kr/p/KnTR8G

**savoche** · 08-21-2016, 01:06 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

If not Pakistan then where?

This one professes an affinity for Pakistan.

https://flic.kr/p/KnTR8G

The vehicle is most decidedly from Pakistan, but it's now a resident of Norway. The lorry is actually owned by the Norwegian Museum of Cultural History - I suppose in order to show the cultural history of some of our immigrants as well as of those of us who've got ancestors of a less adventurous disposition.

08-21-2016, 06:32 AM - 1 Like	#28672
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Oh, oh, oh, I just found the vehicle for Racer. It's parked near the landside stop of our ferry during the festival going on this week. [IMG][/IMG]

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08-20-2016, 04:07 PM	#28666
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Rupert: ...... Velveeta cheese. Are you familiar with the word "oxymoron"?

08-20-2016, 04:54 PM - 1 Like	#28667
mee Veteran Member Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 7,403	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Gear talk! Indeed. We need more gear talk.. like we need more cowbell.

08-20-2016, 07:16 PM	#28668
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Oh yeah! It was delicious! ---------- Post added 08-20-16 at 09:18 PM ---------- Originally posted by Parallax Are you familiar with the word "oxymoron"? I don't get it? But I'm in great company of billions worldwide!

08-21-2016, 06:22 AM	#28669
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Tonight some BLT with sharp cheddar One has to assume this was Velveeta Sharp Cheddar? Hope you didn't go rogue on us real processed cheese lovers.

08-21-2016, 06:25 AM - 1 Like	#28670
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert I don't get it? But I'm in great company of billions worldwide! Ah, the "30 billion flies can't be wrong" argument? I guess that's why all of us here shoot Canon, right?

08-21-2016, 06:29 AM	#28671
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl One has to assume this was Velveeta Sharp Cheddar? Hope you didn't go rogue on us real processed cheese lovers. Something inside me just died - I think it was the last desperate shriveled hope I had for the human race

08-21-2016, 07:08 AM	#28673
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl One has to assume this was Velveeta Sharp Cheddar? Hope you didn't go rogue on us real processed cheese lovers. I admit it was from a block of Aldis sharp cheddar ($1.69) but if you look again that cheese on the bottom is pure Velveeta......it just wouldn't be a BLT without Velveeta. My Mom would disown me without it! I blame Mrs Rupert anyhow...she demanded the sharp cheddar....and we all know she has no food expertise.

08-21-2016, 07:51 AM	#28674
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by savoche Oh, oh, oh, I just found the vehicle for Racer. It's parked near the landside stop of our ferry during the festival going on this week. [/url][/IMG] Is that in Pakistan?

08-21-2016, 08:07 AM	#28675
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by savoche Something inside me just died Gnaw on a chunk of the V it has restorative powers!

08-21-2016, 08:21 AM	#28676
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Is that in Pakistan? Almost. Well, at least it's on the same continent.

08-21-2016, 08:22 AM	#28677
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Gnaw on a chunk of the V it has restorative powers! I would rather have some of that Ratol you Velveetists rate so highly

08-21-2016, 10:23 AM	#28678
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Gnaw on a chunk of the V it has restorative powers! Spaghetti for lunch...I'll melt in a big chink of Velveeta and a good dose of Rotel to make up for my few slices of cheddar. If it makes any difference, the two little slices of cheddar on that plate went to Mrs Rupert....a sharp cheddar lover. There is nothing particularly wrong with some cheddar once in a while, it just isn't as satisfying or nutritious as Velveeta. Just look at the long ingredient list in Velveeta and you can see that they cut no corners to give you all you deserve, where on the cheddar they cheat you with only 3-4 ordinary ingredients. Heck, I can get some milk,salt, enzymes and stir them up in a glass and have some liquid cheddar. Not so with Velveeta, where it takes a big factory and hundreds of workers to get all those nutritious ingredients blended just right. If my Mom was here she would set some of you guys straight in a hurry about Velveeta. You would not want to argue with my Mom....I can tell you from experience!

08-21-2016, 12:48 PM	#28679
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by savoche Almost. Well, at least it's on the same continent. If not Pakistan then where? This one professes an affinity for Pakistan. https://flic.kr/p/KnTR8G

08-21-2016, 01:06 PM	#28680
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 If not Pakistan then where? This one professes an affinity for Pakistan. https://flic.kr/p/KnTR8G The vehicle is most decidedly from Pakistan, but it's now a resident of Norway. The lorry is actually owned by the Norwegian Museum of Cultural History - I suppose in order to show the cultural history of some of our immigrants as well as of those of us who've got ancestors of a less adventurous disposition.