why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Rupert · 08-22-2016, 08:43 PM

It is seriously hard to believe that young Bert would reject these because of the bacon flavor......yet, it is believable.

Even the donor hogs could appreciate this shot!

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tim60 · 08-22-2016, 10:34 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

99% fat free, no less, I see!

So why did they add the 1% that has some fat?

I never understand this adding of 1% that has some where if they did not add it it would be 'fat free'.

Racer X 69 · 08-23-2016, 02:23 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Euthanasia also belongs in the Orwellian universe.

Well, at least for Big Brother and his Merry Band of Miscreant Sadists.

Racer X 69 · 08-23-2016, 02:50 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

It is seriously hard to believe that young Bert would reject these because of the bacon flavor......yet, it is believable.

Even the donor hogs could appreciate this shot!

Even our dear young Bert the bagpiper could appreciate that.

Racer X 69 · 08-23-2016, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Thunderstruck!!

https://www.google.no/url?q=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DK-Op1Mng4oY&sa=...YnEN49NAPXZfFA

Perfect!

I think these two cellists need to add some shooting flames to their act. Might spice it up a bit.

You Tube

robtcorl · 08-23-2016, 05:45 AM

Alert for Bert:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/22/wind-musicians-warned-over-h...-lung-reported

Rupert · 08-23-2016, 06:01 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Alert for Bert:

An alert for those that "When in Rome do as the Romans do".
10 Truly Disgusting Facts About Ancient Roman Life - Listverse

Even Otis found the Romans disturbing and disgusting.

.........but, he said he would gladly lick up any remaining lard once that bacon was removed, even if it took hours of his precious time!

robtcorl · 08-23-2016, 06:23 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

An alert for those that "When in Rome do as the Romans do".
10 Truly Disgusting Facts About Ancient Roman Life - Listverse

Goes to show you that some links are best left unclicked.

Rupert · 08-23-2016, 06:37 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Goes to show you that some links are best left unclicked.

I dunno....I'm on a diet, and I'm skipping breakfast this morning.

bertwert · 08-23-2016, 07:46 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Alert for Bert:
https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/22/wind-musicians-warned-over-h...-lung-reported

Saw that.
But the blowpipe should have a one way valve to stop air going from the bag to your lungs.
That would prevent the lung disease from happening.

robtcorl · 08-23-2016, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Every day I am presented with examples of behavior that cause me to be ashamed of my membership in the human race.

Woman barbecues brisket in bathtub; Knoxville firefighters issue warning

Rupert · 08-23-2016, 10:18 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Woman barbecues brisket in bathtub; Knoxville firefighters issue warning

More reason why Racer is ashamed of the human race. Did you post it just to make him hurt? Maybe he will want to leave America....but probably not for Rome?

Some Gear Talk...if we can talk bagpipes we can talk a little camera gear?

I got this Tammy 70-200 2.8 a couple of moths ago but have barely used it. Tried a few FF shots with it this morning....

Otis is always willing....providing there are sufficient rewards.

"Got more?"

One of my grandson shot in a dark unlit living room wide open. He came to visit Granny...he is the apple of her eye...always has been.

f2.8 1/80 handheld ISO 12800 @ 200mm Good color, plenty sharp enough for me!

I think this is gonna be a great lens...I need to use it more often!

Jean Poitiers · 08-23-2016, 10:21 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

What's everybody's favourite tunes to be played on the bagpipes?

Stairway, dude !!!

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 08-23-2016, 10:51 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Stairway, dude !!!

Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin (Bagpipe Cover) - YouTube

Racer X 69 · 08-23-2016, 10:53 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

More reason why Racer is ashamed of the human race. Did you post it just to make him hurt? Maybe he will want to leave America....but probably not for Rome?

I was born American, in America.

An American I am, and will remain.

And right here in America I will live out my days.

08-23-2016, 06:01 AM	#28732
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Alert for Bert: An alert for those that "When in Rome do as the Romans do". 10 Truly Disgusting Facts About Ancient Roman Life - Listverse Even Otis found the Romans disturbing and disgusting..........but, he said he would gladly lick up any remaining lard once that bacon was removed, even if it took hours of his precious time!

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08-22-2016, 08:43 PM	#28726
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	It is seriously hard to believe that young Bert would reject these because of the bacon flavor......yet, it is believable. Even the donor hogs could appreciate this shot!

08-22-2016, 10:34 PM	#28727
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,739	Originally posted by MarkJerling 99% fat free, no less, I see! So why did they add the 1% that has some fat? I never understand this adding of 1% that has some where if they did not add it it would be 'fat free'.

08-23-2016, 02:23 AM	#28728
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by savoche Euthanasia also belongs in the Orwellian universe. Well, at least for Big Brother and his Merry Band of Miscreant Sadists.

08-23-2016, 02:50 AM	#28729
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Rupert It is seriously hard to believe that young Bert would reject these because of the bacon flavor......yet, it is believable. Even the donor hogs could appreciate this shot! Even our dear young Bert the bagpiper could appreciate that.

08-23-2016, 05:45 AM	#28731
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Alert for Bert: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/22/wind-musicians-warned-over-h...-lung-reported

08-23-2016, 06:23 AM	#28733
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert An alert for those that "When in Rome do as the Romans do". 10 Truly Disgusting Facts About Ancient Roman Life - Listverse Goes to show you that some links are best left unclicked.

08-23-2016, 06:37 AM	#28734
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Goes to show you that some links are best left unclicked. I dunno....I'm on a diet, and I'm skipping breakfast this morning.

08-23-2016, 07:46 AM	#28735
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl Alert for Bert: https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/aug/22/wind-musicians-warned-over-h...-lung-reported Saw that. But the blowpipe should have a one way valve to stop air going from the bag to your lungs. That would prevent the lung disease from happening.

08-23-2016, 08:43 AM	#28736
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Every day I am presented with examples of behavior that cause me to be ashamed of my membership in the human race. Woman barbecues brisket in bathtub; Knoxville firefighters issue warning

08-23-2016, 10:18 AM	#28737
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Woman barbecues brisket in bathtub; Knoxville firefighters issue warning More reason why Racer is ashamed of the human race. Did you post it just to make him hurt? Maybe he will want to leave America....but probably not for Rome? Some Gear Talk...if we can talk bagpipes we can talk a little camera gear? I got this Tammy 70-200 2.8 a couple of moths ago but have barely used it. Tried a few FF shots with it this morning.... Otis is always willing....providing there are sufficient rewards. "Got more?" One of my grandson shot in a dark unlit living room wide open. He came to visit Granny...he is the apple of her eye...always has been. f2.8 1/80 handheld ISO 12800 @ 200mm Good color, plenty sharp enough for me! I think this is gonna be a great lens...I need to use it more often!

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08-23-2016, 10:51 AM - 1 Like	#28739
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Stairway, dude !!! Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin (Bagpipe Cover) - YouTube

08-23-2016, 10:53 AM	#28740
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by Rupert More reason why Racer is ashamed of the human race. Did you post it just to make him hurt? Maybe he will want to leave America....but probably not for Rome? I was born American, in America. An American I am, and will remain. And right here in America I will live out my days.