why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**clackers** · 09-01-2016, 10:03 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

The one on the right is nicely prepared for use in F1 races now, except it should be a bit wider.

Wouldn't do too many laps of the Nurburgring ... that patch of yellow is the underlying puncture-resistant layer showing through!

Rupert · 09-02-2016, 06:52 AM

Slept like a baby squirrel!

I think two glasses of shoe polish is better than one.

Why not! Only $2.89 a bottle at Aldis!

Getting new tires on my TT....trying to decide on which brand? Any opinions on high speed tires? Tires are very complicated...the more I read the less I understand? Sort of like cameras...you can't get all desired in one tire.

---------- Post added 09-02-16 at 09:19 AM ----------

You know, my squirrel population really isn't as bad as it could be.....

Moroccan Tree Goats Have Stolen Our Hearts and Our Fruit

robtcorl · 09-02-2016, 09:51 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Why not! Only $2.89 a bottle at Aldis!

Was at Aldis today, slim pickin's on the younger gals in leggings

Mostly old farts like me, with a few WalMart types thrown in..
Bought tuna and chicken kits, etc.
Also got the big biscuits to make those cheese bombs.

Racer X 69 · 09-02-2016, 10:40 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Good night!

Good morning!

Racer X 69 · 09-02-2016, 10:43 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Lovely pictures of some delicious looking "fat-pills" and bacon...

It cost me a tire to be able to keep cooking Bacon, Baby-back ribs and Boston Butts.

3662 miles on this one!

The one on the right is perfect for dry track traction. Plenty of contact patch.

Rupert · 09-02-2016, 11:23 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Was at Aldis today, slim pickin's on the younger gals in leggings Mostly old farts like me, with a few WalMart types thrown in..

Yeah....mostly old ladies that hit on me the other day. Doesn't boost my ego.

Guess it was my Farm Pants & Farm Hat that attracted them.....none even noticed my new boots.....

Originally posted by robtcorl

Bought tuna and chicken kits, etc.

Aren't those delicious!

Originally posted by robtcorl

Also got the big biscuits to make those cheese bombs.

Yep, I like the Big Flaky ones best

...and only $.99 cents for a can of 8! Damn I love Aldis

...in case anyone was wondering?

Blasphemy here....but try the Aldi cheese spread...it is really good and must be good for you too. The ingredient list is about four pages long and in very fine print.....so it is full of that nutrition we have come to expect from our Velveeta. It won't replace Velveeta...but the raccoons prefer it...and it's over half the price!

It's peanuts that put a smile on Mama Squirrel's face.....( and some good size rolls on her belly!

)

Rupert · 09-02-2016, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Bought tuna and chicken kits, etc.

I love the Aldi pimento cheese spread...and today I bought some Aldi Jalapeno/Pimento spread...try it, it is great stuff!

A better crop of shoppers this afternoon....younger, and there was this one blond that was a knock out! She asked me if I knew where the cheesecake was at and I got to walk her to it...took the long way to get there!

Good I know where everything at Aldis is located.....can't miss an opportunity like that!

I also turned her on to the Chicken/Tuna kits......she bought three of each....and won't forget me once she tries them!

Regards!

tim60 · 09-02-2016, 09:56 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

A better crop of shoppers this afternoon....younger, and there was this one blond that was a knock out! She asked me if I knew where the cheesecake was at and I got to walk her to it...took the long way to get there!

Trust you!

**rod_grant** · 09-02-2016, 10:40 PM

The one on the left has plenty of air in it.
It probably needs a tube to hold it in though.

robtcorl · 09-03-2016, 04:56 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

there was this one blond that was a knock out! She asked me if I knew where the cheesecake was at and I got to walk her to it...took the long way to get there!

Probably has seen you in there so much she thought you worked there, so don't go getting cocky old chap.

Rupert · 09-03-2016, 06:54 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Probably has seen you in there so much she thought you worked there, so don't go getting cocky old chap.

Never thought of that...... I did have on clean pants, my new boots and a freshly starched white shirt.....damn, you just messed up my day!

However, you can't take away the old (very old) fat lady that invited me to her home for dinner a while back....but I wish you could!

Rupert · 09-03-2016, 08:49 AM

"I just sent a crew into Rupert's shop to get me a pair of wire cutters."

---------- Post added 09-03-16 at 11:34 AM ----------

From the last page of the Holy Book of Squirrel.......

"Except for eating and playing...this is what life is all about!"

You guys better get busy and post something!

I have over 10K squirrel shots......don't make me start posting them!

Regards!

Jean Poitiers · 09-03-2016, 09:49 AM - **1 Like**

A possible solution ...

robtcorl · 09-03-2016, 10:59 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Rupert

You guys better get busy and post something!

something

Rupert · 09-03-2016, 11:12 AM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

A possible solution ...

Just viewing that made a dozen squirrels start multiplying like crazy. It looks like a Roman orgy out there.....

Originally posted by robtcorl

something

That's it? ...the best you got????

How about a little young female Cardinal instead of another squirrel...since they are all sort of busy right now multiplying.

09-02-2016, 11:23 AM	#28941
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Was at Aldis today, slim pickin's on the younger gals in leggings Mostly old farts like me, with a few WalMart types thrown in.. Yeah....mostly old ladies that hit on me the other day. Doesn't boost my ego. Guess it was my Farm Pants & Farm Hat that attracted them.....none even noticed my new boots..... Originally posted by robtcorl Bought tuna and chicken kits, etc. Aren't those delicious! Originally posted by robtcorl Also got the big biscuits to make those cheese bombs. Yep, I like the Big Flaky ones best...and only $.99 cents for a can of 8! Damn I love Aldis...in case anyone was wondering? Blasphemy here....but try the Aldi cheese spread...it is really good and must be good for you too. The ingredient list is about four pages long and in very fine print.....so it is full of that nutrition we have come to expect from our Velveeta. It won't replace Velveeta...but the raccoons prefer it...and it's over half the price! It's peanuts that put a smile on Mama Squirrel's face.....( and some good size rolls on her belly!)

09-03-2016, 11:12 AM	#28950
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers A possible solution ... Just viewing that made a dozen squirrels start multiplying like crazy. It looks like a Roman orgy out there..... Originally posted by robtcorl something That's it? ...the best you got???? How about a little young female Cardinal instead of another squirrel...since they are all sort of busy right now multiplying. Last edited by Rupert; 09-03-2016 at 12:09 PM.

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Slept like a baby squirrel! I think two glasses of shoe polish is better than one. Why not! Only $2.89 a bottle at Aldis! Getting new tires on my TT....trying to decide on which brand? Any opinions on high speed tires? Tires are very complicated...the more I read the less I understand? Sort of like cameras...you can't get all desired in one tire. ---------- Post added 09-02-16 at 09:19 AM ---------- You know, my squirrel population really isn't as bad as it could be..... Moroccan Tree Goats Have Stolen Our Hearts and Our Fruit

09-02-2016, 09:51 AM	#28938
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert Why not! Only $2.89 a bottle at Aldis! Was at Aldis today, slim pickin's on the younger gals in leggings Mostly old farts like me, with a few WalMart types thrown in.. Bought tuna and chicken kits, etc. Also got the big biscuits to make those cheese bombs.

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Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by MarkJerling Good night! Good morning!

09-02-2016, 10:43 AM - 1 Like	#28940
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Lovely pictures of some delicious looking "fat-pills" and bacon... It cost me a tire to be able to keep cooking Bacon, Baby-back ribs and Boston Butts. 3662 miles on this one! The one on the right is perfect for dry track traction. Plenty of contact patch.

09-02-2016, 08:57 PM	#28942
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Bought tuna and chicken kits, etc. I love the Aldi pimento cheese spread...and today I bought some Aldi Jalapeno/Pimento spread...try it, it is great stuff! A better crop of shoppers this afternoon....younger, and there was this one blond that was a knock out! She asked me if I knew where the cheesecake was at and I got to walk her to it...took the long way to get there! Good I know where everything at Aldis is located.....can't miss an opportunity like that! I also turned her on to the Chicken/Tuna kits......she bought three of each....and won't forget me once she tries them! Regards!

09-02-2016, 09:56 PM - 1 Like	#28943
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by Rupert A better crop of shoppers this afternoon....younger, and there was this one blond that was a knock out! She asked me if I knew where the cheesecake was at and I got to walk her to it...took the long way to get there! Trust you!

09-02-2016, 10:40 PM	#28944
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	The one on the left has plenty of air in it. It probably needs a tube to hold it in though.

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert there was this one blond that was a knock out! She asked me if I knew where the cheesecake was at and I got to walk her to it...took the long way to get there! Probably has seen you in there so much she thought you worked there, so don't go getting cocky old chap.

09-03-2016, 06:54 AM	#28946
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl Probably has seen you in there so much she thought you worked there, so don't go getting cocky old chap. Never thought of that...... I did have on clean pants, my new boots and a freshly starched white shirt.....damn, you just messed up my day! However, you can't take away the old (very old) fat lady that invited me to her home for dinner a while back....but I wish you could!

09-03-2016, 08:49 AM	#28947
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	"I just sent a crew into Rupert's shop to get me a pair of wire cutters." ---------- Post added 09-03-16 at 11:34 AM ---------- From the last page of the Holy Book of Squirrel....... "Except for eating and playing...this is what life is all about!" You guys better get busy and post something! I have over 10K squirrel shots......don't make me start posting them! Regards!

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Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	A possible solution ...

09-03-2016, 10:59 AM - 1 Like	#28949
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Rupert You guys better get busy and post something! something