why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Jean Poitiers · 09-04-2016, 11:59 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Hail bacon.

"Hailing" bacon ... that would not hurt as much as "raining men" ...

Jean Poitiers · 09-04-2016, 12:03 PM

After-hail bacon ... ?!

**savoche** · 09-04-2016, 12:09 PM - **2 Likes**

JP, let me guess; two bottles of cheap Bordeaux?

Jean Poitiers · 09-04-2016, 12:30 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

JP, let me guess; two bottles of cheap Bordeaux?

Nope ... but close. Very close ...

One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate ... vive la France!

Rupert · 09-04-2016, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Nope ... but close. Very close ...

One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate ... vive la France!

I bet you have the shiniest shoes in all of France!

Jean Poitiers · 09-04-2016, 12:35 PM

Et merde ... since I am over my head and drowning wet ...

You Tube

Jean Poitiers · 09-04-2016, 12:36 PM

Originally posted by Rupert

I bet you have the shiniest shoes in all of France!

Especially when I puke with the natural flow of gravity ...

robtcorl · 09-04-2016, 12:38 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate

They don't have Winking Owl ($2.99 at Aldi) over there?

Jean Poitiers · 09-04-2016, 12:41 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

They don't have Winking Owl ($2.99 at Aldi) over there?

I dunno ... will check that one out and let y'all know ASAP !!!

**savoche** · 09-04-2016, 12:42 PM

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

Nope ... but close. Very close ...

One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate ... vive la France!

Chantons et buvons
À ce flacon faisons la guerre!!
Chantons et buvons
Mes amis buvons donc

To think I sang that one on a stage once, in front of more than a thousand people...

No, not me alone - there were some 20 of us.

Racer X 69 · 09-04-2016, 12:46 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

As a teenager my first love was a blonde.
She's 85 today.
Happy Birthday Mitzi !

Mitzi Gaynor kicks it up in the kitchen! - YouTube

And a fine looking blister she is.

Racer X 69 · 09-04-2016, 12:51 PM

Originally posted by savoche

To think I sang that one on a stage once, in front of more than a thousand people...

No, not me alone - there were some 20 of us.

There is strength in numbers.

Rupert · 09-04-2016, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

They don't have Winking Owl ($2.99 at Aldi) over there?

That's too high!

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

I dunno ... will check that one out and let y'all know ASAP !!!

Come to Granbury where it is only $2.89 a bottle...with your volume of consumption it would pay for your trip....and I'd take you out to that new Steak House for Chicken Fried Bacon!

This alone is worth the trip!

---------- Post added 09-04-16 at 03:04 PM ----------

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And a fine looking blister she is.

I always was attracted to her too...but as I have aged, I have moved on....

Worth another look on this page!

robtcorl · 09-04-2016, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And a fine looking blister she is.

Just had to post that pic of her huh Racer

I'll stick with my teenage memory thank you.

Racer X 69 · 09-04-2016, 03:53 PM

Did someone say bacon?

Well, it just so happens that Archie McPhee's, a store near me (I use the term store loosely, as Archie McPhee's is a business that defies definition or categorization), has lots of bacon stuff.

I say lots of bacon stuff, but one must dig to find it, hiding among wasabi toothpaste and candy canes, a squrrel in underpants air freshener for your car (Otis would be proud to see it hanging from the mirror in Jim's Jeep), exploding pickle candy, a wallet that looks like underpants, cat skull teapot and instant underpants (just add water).

A bacon ornament for your Christmas tree.

Sizzling in the skillet.

Mr. Bacon Ornament ? Archie McPhee

Hanging freely.

Bacon Ornament - Archie McPhee & Co.

Sizzling bacon candy that explodes in your mouth.

Sizzling Bacon Candy - Archie McPhee & Co.

A Mr. Bacon serving tray.

Mr. Bacon Metal Serving Tray - Archie McPhee & Co.

Bacon toothpaste. Smoky bacon flavor. Easier than using real bacon.

Bacon Toothpaste - Archie McPhee & Co.

Yep.

Seattle.

The Emerald City.

And the only place you can get great bacon stuff from Archie McPhee's.

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09-04-2016, 11:59 AM - 1 Like	#28981
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Hail bacon. "Hailing" bacon ... that would not hurt as much as "raining men" ...

09-04-2016, 12:03 PM	#28982
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	After-hail bacon ... ?!

09-04-2016, 12:09 PM - 2 Likes	#28983
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	JP, let me guess; two bottles of cheap Bordeaux?

09-04-2016, 12:30 PM - 2 Likes	#28984
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by savoche JP, let me guess; two bottles of cheap Bordeaux? Nope ... but close. Very close ... One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate ... *vive la France!*

09-04-2016, 12:34 PM	#28985
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Nope ... but close. Very close ... One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate ... vive la France! I bet you have the shiniest shoes in all of France!

09-04-2016, 12:36 PM	#28987
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Rupert I bet you have the shiniest shoes in all of France! Especially when I puke with the natural flow of gravity ...

09-04-2016, 12:38 PM	#28988
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate They don't have Winking Owl ($2.99 at Aldi) over there?

09-04-2016, 12:41 PM	#28989
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by robtcorl They don't have Winking Owl ($2.99 at Aldi) over there? I dunno ... will check that one out and let y'all know ASAP !!!

09-04-2016, 12:42 PM	#28990
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers Nope ... but close. Very close ... One cheap Bordeaux now gone and one Costières de Nimes heading to the same fate ... *vive la France!* Chantons et buvons À ce flacon faisons la guerre!! Chantons et buvons Mes amis buvons donc To think I sang that one on a stage once, in front of more than a thousand people... No, not me alone - there were some 20 of us.

09-04-2016, 12:46 PM	#28991
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by robtcorl As a teenager my first love was a blonde. She's 85 today. Happy Birthday Mitzi ! Mitzi Gaynor kicks it up in the kitchen! - YouTube And a fine looking blister she is.

09-04-2016, 12:51 PM	#28992
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by savoche To think I sang that one on a stage once, in front of more than a thousand people... No, not me alone - there were some 20 of us. There is strength in numbers.

09-04-2016, 01:00 PM	#28993
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by robtcorl They don't have Winking Owl ($2.99 at Aldi) over there? That's too high! Originally posted by Jean Poitiers I dunno ... will check that one out and let y'all know ASAP !!! Come to Granbury where it is only $2.89 a bottle...with your volume of consumption it would pay for your trip....and I'd take you out to that new Steak House for Chicken Fried Bacon! This alone is worth the trip! ---------- Post added 09-04-16 at 03:04 PM ---------- Originally posted by Racer X 69 And a fine looking blister she is. I always was attracted to her too...but as I have aged, I have moved on.... Worth another look on this page!

09-04-2016, 02:06 PM	#28994
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And a fine looking blister she is. Just had to post that pic of her huh Racer I'll stick with my teenage memory thank you.

09-04-2016, 03:53 PM	#28995
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Did someone say bacon? Well, it just so happens that Archie McPhee's, a store near me (I use the term store loosely, as Archie McPhee's is a business that defies definition or categorization), has lots of bacon stuff. I say lots of bacon stuff, but one must dig to find it, hiding among wasabi toothpaste and candy canes, a squrrel in underpants air freshener for your car (Otis would be proud to see it hanging from the mirror in Jim's Jeep), exploding pickle candy, a wallet that looks like underpants, cat skull teapot and instant underpants (just add water). A bacon ornament for your Christmas tree. Sizzling in the skillet. Mr. Bacon Ornament ? Archie McPhee Hanging freely. Bacon Ornament - Archie McPhee & Co. Sizzling bacon candy that explodes in your mouth. Sizzling Bacon Candy - Archie McPhee & Co. A Mr. Bacon serving tray. Mr. Bacon Metal Serving Tray - Archie McPhee & Co. Bacon toothpaste. Smoky bacon flavor. Easier than using real bacon. Bacon Toothpaste - Archie McPhee & Co. Yep. Seattle. The Emerald City. And the only place you can get great bacon stuff from Archie McPhee's.