why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**clackers** · 10-04-2016, 03:25 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Ha! That makes sense to me now. Having said that - My kids would swear it was the cricket ball's doing!

You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it:

Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause"

**Ex Finn.** · 10-04-2016, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Forgot to post my latest grill shots.
Pork loin and a French sausage.

Nice!

sherrvonne · 10-04-2016, 08:01 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by clackers

You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it:

Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause"

To quote my kids ( this was yrs ago) after they had been goofing off in the living room and I found they had knocked a ceramic vase off a shelf and it broke everywhere. I ask them how it had got broke and they said...... "IT FELL". Yes evidently 'It, the vase, decided on it's own to jump off the shelf and commit suicide.

MarkJerling · 10-04-2016, 09:35 PM

Originally posted by clackers

You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it:

Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause"

Clackers - You surprise me. Deep, very deep. You'll have to pop over for a glass of wine or two....

tim60 · 10-04-2016, 10:53 PM

Originally posted by Fries

Perhaps a photo of some very rare beef helps... It is food. Only not yet prepared.

Grass processors.

---------- Post added 10-05-16 at 04:32 PM ----------

Originally posted by clackers

You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it:

Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause"

So elasticity of stuff is necessary, since otherwise there could be communication at greater than the speed of light. Implication of paragraph 2.b.

---------- Post added 10-05-16 at 04:33 PM ----------

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Clackers - You surprise me. Deep, very deep. You'll have to pop over for a glass of wine or two....

Why be surprised? Who do you think is in this thread?

Racer X 69 · 10-04-2016, 11:59 PM

Originally posted by BigMackCam

^^^ Can I get cheese with that, please?

Keep the cow.

Milk her.

Make cheese and butter, and enjoy the wholesome goodness of fresh milk.

Slaughter the steer.

Enjoy all the varied cuts and portions.

Mix with vegetables fresh from the garden, or canned/frozen that you had the foresight to put away from your bountiful harvest.

Life is good.

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:01 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

I've

Another

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

been

agonizing

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:02 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

gone

visit

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

for

with

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

a

the

**BigMackCam** · 10-05-2016, 12:03 AM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Clackers - You surprise me. Deep, very deep. You'll have to pop over for a glass of wine or two....

I can only guess how that would end...

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

couple

in

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:04 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

of

laws

Racer X 69 · 10-05-2016, 12:05 AM

Originally posted by Parallax

I was going to say days, but that is accurate as well.

that you would rather not be with?

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10-04-2016, 03:25 PM	#29476
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by MarkJerling Ha! That makes sense to me now. Having said that - My kids would swear it was the cricket ball's doing! You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it: Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause"

10-04-2016, 05:06 PM	#29477
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl Forgot to post my latest grill shots. Pork loin and a French sausage. Nice!

10-04-2016, 08:01 PM - 2 Likes	#29478
sherrvonne Pentaxian Join Date: Jan 2014 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,975	Originally posted by clackers You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it: Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause" To quote my kids ( this was yrs ago) after they had been goofing off in the living room and I found they had knocked a ceramic vase off a shelf and it broke everywhere. I ask them how it had got broke and they said...... "IT FELL". Yes evidently 'It, the vase, decided on it's own to jump off the shelf and commit suicide.

10-04-2016, 09:35 PM	#29479
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by clackers You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it: Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause" Clackers - You surprise me. Deep, very deep. You'll have to pop over for a glass of wine or two....

10-04-2016, 10:53 PM	#29480
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Fries Perhaps a photo of some very rare beef helps... It is food. Only not yet prepared. Grass processors. ---------- Post added 10-05-16 at 04:32 PM ---------- Originally posted by clackers You might reckon only kids could get away with that argument, Mark, but in fact, even top shelf philosophers have invoked it: Thomas Aquinas, "The Argument from Efficient Cause" So elasticity of stuff is necessary, since otherwise there could be communication at greater than the speed of light. Implication of paragraph 2.b. ---------- Post added 10-05-16 at 04:33 PM ---------- Originally posted by MarkJerling Clackers - You surprise me. Deep, very deep. You'll have to pop over for a glass of wine or two.... Why be surprised? Who do you think is in this thread?

10-04-2016, 11:59 PM	#29481
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by BigMackCam ^^^ Can I get cheese with that, please? Keep the cow. Milk her. Make cheese and butter, and enjoy the wholesome goodness of fresh milk. Slaughter the steer. Enjoy all the varied cuts and portions. Mix with vegetables fresh from the garden, or canned/frozen that you had the foresight to put away from your bountiful harvest. Life is good.

10-05-2016, 12:01 AM	#29482
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax I've Another

10-05-2016, 12:02 AM	#29483
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax been agonizing

10-05-2016, 12:02 AM	#29484
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax gone visit

10-05-2016, 12:03 AM	#29485
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax for with

10-05-2016, 12:03 AM	#29486
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax a the

10-05-2016, 12:03 AM	#29487
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,674	Originally posted by MarkJerling Clackers - You surprise me. Deep, very deep. You'll have to pop over for a glass of wine or two.... I can only guess how that would end...

10-05-2016, 12:04 AM	#29488
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax couple in

10-05-2016, 12:04 AM	#29489
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax of laws

10-05-2016, 12:05 AM	#29490
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Parallax I was going to say days, but that is accurate as well. that you would rather not be with?