why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 11-20-2016, 09:10 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Does it pair well with Velveeta?

No, that would be Budweiser.

Or rather, they deserve each other. I wouldn't use the word "well" in the same sentence as either of those two

normhead · 11-20-2016, 09:20 AM

But, Budweiser is rice beer, gluten free. It's all amy daughter drinks these days.

**BigMackCam** · 11-20-2016, 09:21 AM

On the subject of beer, bacon and breakfast items (cereal etc.), has anyone ever tried this?:

Spreadable beer is real and you can have it on your toast | Metro News

Serving suggestions include "putting it in your bacon sarnie, spreading it on cheese as a tasty appetiser, or just using it as a pizza base."

Parallax · 11-20-2016, 11:23 AM - **1 Like**

Spreadable beer? Isn't that called Vegemite?

Racer X 69 · 11-20-2016, 11:43 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

On the subject of beer, bacon and breakfast items (cereal etc.), has anyone ever tried this?:

Spreadable beer is real and you can have it on your toast | Metro News

Serving suggestions include "putting it in your bacon sarnie, spreading it on cheese as a tasty appetiser, or just using it as a pizza base."

Quote:

Described as ‘full-bodied’ and ‘highly creamy’, the spread is actually alcohol-free which means you can have it for breakfast, . . . . . . . .

Alcohol-free?

What good is it?

And since when does breakfast have to be alcohol-free?

**BigMackCam** · 11-20-2016, 12:00 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Alcohol-free?

What good is it?

And since when does breakfast have to be alcohol-free?

I assume you're supposed to keep a bottle of vodka on the table as a condiment, and add as necessary... It works well-enough with these zero-alcohol beers I've been drinking...

Racer X 69 · 11-20-2016, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by BigMackCam

I assume you're supposed to keep a bottle of vodka on the table as a condiment, and add as necessary......

Doesn't everyone?

robtcorl · 11-20-2016, 01:32 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

I assume you're supposed to keep a bottle of vodka on the table as a condiment, and add as necessary... It works well-enough with these zero-alcohol beers I've been drinking...

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Doesn't everyone?

**BigMackCam** · 11-20-2016, 01:40 PM

Ah... Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivincooldrinkin Vodka!

Racer X 69 · 11-20-2016, 01:48 PM

Originally posted by BigMackCam

.........Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivincooldrinkin..............

Is this one of those really long Norwegian words we have been discussing?

**WPRESTO** · 11-20-2016, 01:51 PM

This thread has drifted very far from "why I won't buy a K3."

robtcorl · 11-20-2016, 01:57 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by WPRESTO

This thread has drifted very far from "why I won't buy a K3."

Racer X 69 · 11-20-2016, 02:06 PM

Originally posted by WPRESTO

This thread has drifted very far from "why I won't buy a K3."

Oh contraire.

This thread is the ultimate directory for reasons why one will not buy a K3.

Another reason?

I'm too wrapped up in who will win the championship today.

Will it be the first time for young Joey Logano?

Also looking for his first Cup is Carl Edwards. Will he take it home today?

Defending series champion Kyle Busch overcame adversity from a crash at Daytona last year, missed the first four months of the season and went on to win the 2015 Cup. Will he make it two in a row?

Two former drivers have 7 championships each, The King, Richard Petty, and The Intimdator, the late Dale Earnhardt.

Jimmie Johnson has 6. Will he walk away with the trophy today and become the third driver in history to have 7 titles?

Stay tuned.

{And that is why I will not buy a K3.}

Racer X 69 · 11-20-2016, 02:07 PM

Lap 69.

Logano pits under green. Four tires, 22 gallons of fuel.

12.1 seconds.

Do that at the local 'service' station.

Racer X 69 · 11-20-2016, 02:08 PM

Lap 70.

Kyle Busch pits.

Four tires, 22 gallons of fuel.

12.4 seconds.

A bit slow.

11-20-2016, 09:20 AM	#30827
normhead Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Near Algonquin Park Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 40,451	But, Budweiser is rice beer, gluten free. It's all amy daughter drinks these days. Last edited by normhead; 11-20-2016 at 10:08 AM.

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11-20-2016, 09:10 AM - 1 Like	#30826
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Does it pair well with Velveeta? No, that would be Budweiser. Or rather, they deserve each other. I wouldn't use the word "well" in the same sentence as either of those two

11-20-2016, 09:21 AM	#30828
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,670	On the subject of beer, bacon and breakfast items (cereal etc.), has anyone ever tried this?: Spreadable beer is real and you can have it on your toast \| Metro News Serving suggestions include "putting it in your bacon sarnie, spreading it on cheese as a tasty appetiser, or just using it as a pizza base."

11-20-2016, 11:23 AM - 1 Like	#30829
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Spreadable beer? Isn't that called Vegemite?

11-20-2016, 11:43 AM - 1 Like	#30830
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by BigMackCam On the subject of beer, bacon and breakfast items (cereal etc.), has anyone ever tried this?: Spreadable beer is real and you can have it on your toast \| Metro News Serving suggestions include "putting it in your bacon sarnie, spreading it on cheese as a tasty appetiser, or just using it as a pizza base." Quote: Described as ‘full-bodied’ and ‘highly creamy’, the spread is actually alcohol-free which means you can have it for breakfast, . . . . . . . . Alcohol-free? What good is it? And since when does breakfast have to be alcohol-free?

11-20-2016, 12:00 PM	#30831
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,670	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Alcohol-free? What good is it? And since when does breakfast have to be alcohol-free? I assume you're supposed to keep a bottle of vodka on the table as a condiment, and add as necessary... It works well-enough with these zero-alcohol beers I've been drinking...

11-20-2016, 12:50 PM	#30832
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by BigMackCam I assume you're supposed to keep a bottle of vodka on the table as a condiment, and add as necessary...... Doesn't everyone?

11-20-2016, 01:32 PM - 1 Like	#30833
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by BigMackCam I assume you're supposed to keep a bottle of vodka on the table as a condiment, and add as necessary... It works well-enough with these zero-alcohol beers I've been drinking... Originally posted by Racer X 69 Doesn't everyone?

11-20-2016, 01:40 PM	#30834
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,670	Ah... Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivincooldrinkin Vodka!

11-20-2016, 01:48 PM	#30835
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by BigMackCam .........Lipsmackinthirstquenchinacetastinmotivatingoodbuzzincooltalkinhighwalkinfastlivinevergivincooldrinkin.............. Is this one of those really long Norwegian words we have been discussing?

11-20-2016, 01:51 PM	#30836
WPRESTO Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Massachusetts Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 59,104	This thread has drifted very far from "why I won't buy a K3."

11-20-2016, 01:57 PM - 1 Like	#30837
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by WPRESTO This thread has drifted very far from "why I won't buy a K3."

11-20-2016, 02:06 PM	#30838
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by WPRESTO This thread has drifted very far from "why I won't buy a K3." Oh contraire. This thread is the ultimate directory for reasons why one will not buy a K3. Another reason? I'm too wrapped up in who will win the championship today. Will it be the first time for young Joey Logano? Also looking for his first Cup is Carl Edwards. Will he take it home today? Defending series champion Kyle Busch overcame adversity from a crash at Daytona last year, missed the first four months of the season and went on to win the 2015 Cup. Will he make it two in a row? Two former drivers have 7 championships each, The King, Richard Petty, and The Intimdator, the late Dale Earnhardt. Jimmie Johnson has 6. Will he walk away with the trophy today and become the third driver in history to have 7 titles? Stay tuned. {And that is why I will not buy a K3.}

11-20-2016, 02:07 PM	#30839
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Lap 69. Logano pits under green. Four tires, 22 gallons of fuel. 12.1 seconds. Do that at the local 'service' station.

11-20-2016, 02:08 PM	#30840
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Lap 70. Kyle Busch pits. Four tires, 22 gallons of fuel. 12.4 seconds. A bit slow.