why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

VoiceOfReason · 03-19-2017, 06:06 AM

I can't wait to fire up the grill again.

Rupert · 03-19-2017, 06:49 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

So the other 10% could still contain horse's schlong...

....or Velveeta?

ccc_ · 03-19-2017, 06:55 AM - **1 Like**

since we are eating this morning...

I nuked a dozen small red potatoes
chopped them up with a half an onion and about a cup and half of leftover corned beef

tossed that into a lightly oiled wok (at low heat)
put the cover on and had my first cup off coffee

in the intervening fifteen minutes the flavors had melded

I removed the lid
turned the fire to medium
tossed the hash to brown a bit
then added a half cup of cream
stirred that in
flipped the hash
turned off the heat

toasted a couple slices of rye bread

breakfast was served

eddie1960 · 03-19-2017, 06:59 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by ccc_

since we are eating this morning...

I nuked a dozen small red potatoes
chopped them up with a half an onion and about a cup and half of leftover corned beef

tossed that into a lightly oiled wok (at low heat)
put the cover on and had my first cup off coffee

in the intervening fifteen minutes the flavors had melded

I removed the lid
turned the fire to medium
tossed the hash to brown a bit
then added a half cup of cream
stirred that in
flipped the hash
turned off the heat

toasted a couple slices of rye bread

breakfast was served

Sounds tasty. Simple breakfast here all protein. 1 slice bacon (I ran out heresy I know) two nice sized Mennonite pork breakfast sausages and a large egg. And a pot of strong tea

Parallax · 03-19-2017, 07:05 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by Rupert

....or Velveeta?

No, I don't think so.
I'm pretty sure all of the ingredients have to be fit for human consumption.

robtcorl · 03-19-2017, 07:17 AM - **2 Likes**

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eddie1960 · 03-19-2017, 07:23 AM

Nice series, I actually like spam for making hash (instead of say a tin of fray bentos corned beef)

I'm with Parallel on the velveeta though not fit for man or beast

Rupert · 03-19-2017, 07:25 AM

So what you are saying is I'm not human? According to statistics there are a lot of us that are "not human"...which, come to think about it, is not at all surprising! Just reading the morning news is total confirmation.

Was wondering about breakfast....some of that Velveeta treat ......only takes 3 1/2 minutes and 4 slices of Aldi Bacon....15 seconds in the nuke machine. BTW- The Velveeta in those little packets is the genuine thing..no powdery stuff...just pure liquefied golden Velveeta...try it...delicious!

Regards!

**savoche** · 03-19-2017, 08:09 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

In order to clear up confusion..... See Boerewors - Wikipedia

Oh yes, few things can beat good wors, although I prefer it in the form of droëwors.

bertwert · 03-19-2017, 08:22 AM - **1 Like**

You Tube

bertwert · 03-19-2017, 08:26 AM

The three things you need to start a good day:

15 Minute Run
Cold Shower
Bacon, Eggs, Mushrooms, Potatoes, Beans

robtcorl · 03-19-2017, 08:33 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

The three things you need to start a good day:

Correction:
1 Sex (then you won't need a cold shower)
2 Pot of coffee
3 Bacon, Eggs, Mushrooms, Potatoes, Beans

Your one out of three ain't bad for a bagpiper.

03-19-2017, 07:23 AM	#34285
eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread) Nice series, I actually like spam for making hash (instead of say a tin of fray bentos corned beef) I'm with Parallel on the velveeta though not fit for man or beast

03-19-2017, 08:26 AM	#34289
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	The three things you need to start a good day: 15 Minute Run Cold Shower Bacon, Eggs, Mushrooms, Potatoes, Beans

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ccc_ Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 1,400	since we are eating this morning... I nuked a dozen small red potatoes chopped them up with a half an onion and about a cup and half of leftover corned beef tossed that into a lightly oiled wok (at low heat) put the cover on and had my first cup off coffee in the intervening fifteen minutes the flavors had melded I removed the lid turned the fire to medium tossed the hash to brown a bit then added a half cup of cream stirred that in flipped the hash turned off the heat toasted a couple slices of rye bread breakfast was served

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eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,666	Originally posted by ccc_ since we are eating this morning... I nuked a dozen small red potatoes chopped them up with a half an onion and about a cup and half of leftover corned beef tossed that into a lightly oiled wok (at low heat) put the cover on and had my first cup off coffee in the intervening fifteen minutes the flavors had melded I removed the lid turned the fire to medium tossed the hash to brown a bit then added a half cup of cream stirred that in flipped the hash turned off the heat toasted a couple slices of rye bread breakfast was served Sounds tasty. Simple breakfast here all protein. 1 slice bacon (I ran out heresy I know) two nice sized Mennonite pork breakfast sausages and a large egg. And a pot of strong tea

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Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	So what you are saying is I'm not human? According to statistics there are a lot of us that are "not human"...which, come to think about it, is not at all surprising! Just reading the morning news is total confirmation. Was wondering about breakfast....some of that Velveeta treat ......only takes 3 1/2 minutes and 4 slices of Aldi Bacon....15 seconds in the nuke machine. BTW- The Velveeta in those little packets is the genuine thing..no powdery stuff...just pure liquefied golden Velveeta...try it...delicious! Regards!

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert The three things you need to start a good day: Correction: 1 Sex (then you won't need a cold shower) 2 Pot of coffee 3 Bacon, Eggs, Mushrooms, Potatoes, Beans Your one out of three ain't bad for a bagpiper.

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