why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

MarkJerling · 05-20-2017, 07:25 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

I stand oblivious to that term...

You also have to watch out when stepping over electric fence wires or barbed wire fences Robert!

robtcorl · 05-20-2017, 07:29 PM - **2 Likes**

In my younger days I dressed "up".................

Youtu.be

robtcorl · 05-20-2017, 07:41 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

I stand oblivious to that term...

Youtu.be

MarkJerling · 05-20-2017, 09:41 PM

Nice one Bob!

Racer X 69 · 05-20-2017, 09:59 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by pjv

I must now confess...................................I do indeed Dress Left.

You had to go look it up, didn't you?

Unregistered User 8 · 05-21-2017, 01:30 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

You had to go look it up, didn't you?

When I was a kid ( about 12 ) I was told a different definition of this quip that I had never questioned.

So when Mark directed it toward me, ( my definition ) I was a bit taken aback Racer. Then, on finding out the true meaning, I was both relieved AND chuffed !!!

**savoche** · 05-21-2017, 03:12 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

Anyone have opinions about cremation? I think I'd prefer that over conventional burial? My family is not in favor, but in this very changed world it makes sense to me. I see so many cemeteries unkept and deserted, and in a short time, relatively speaking, no one remembers the dead anyhow. Saves money, less hassle, and less prolonged grief. What do you think?

Cremation. Or, if it's an option when the time comes, promession. Seems to make it easier to handle the toxic bits of me

No matter, I don't want to be a hassle for the ones after me.

Originally posted by Rupert

I don't care about style or horses, but I do want Bert playing his pipes so people won't be sticking around long enough to start telling all the bad stuff they know about me.

I was more thinking of having Bert play at my funeral to make people weep

Rupert · 05-21-2017, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

You're short one pallbearer.

She's inside giving the Last Rites?

When it starts smokin'...it ain't Bob's grill!

Regards!

---------- Post added 05-21-17 at 09:13 AM ----------

Originally posted by savoche

I was more thinking of having Bert play at my funeral to make people weep

More Big Brain thinking!

robtcorl · 05-21-2017, 07:44 AM

tim60 · 05-21-2017, 09:00 AM

You all really do seem to have something against bagpipes.

Rupert · 05-21-2017, 09:08 AM

So the bagpipes create both anger and tears? Very versatile! If Bert can hook up with this Kazoo player, WWIII is guaranteed!

You Tube

Three AlkaSeltzers didn't help after I watched that....

Regards

Racer X 69 · 05-21-2017, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Rupert

I don't care about style or horses, . . . . . . . . .

Wait.

What?

A Texan, from Texas, who doesn't care about horses? Why that's just un-Texan!

Are you sure you are Texan?

ZoeB · 05-21-2017, 12:45 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

You all really do seem to have something against bagpipes.

I have nothing against bagpipes. In fact, i think that the great highland pipes may be the greatest invention ever-- weaponized music. Honestly, it's a dream of mine to learn to play bagpipes.

**BigMackCam** · 05-21-2017, 12:51 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by ZoeB

Honestly, it's a dream of mine to learn to play bagpipes.

I've had dreams like that after eating cheese too late at night...

bertwert · 05-21-2017, 12:52 PM

Originally posted by ZoeB

I have nothing against bagpipes. In fact, i think that the great highland pipes may be the greatest invention ever-- weaponized music. Honestly, it's a dream of mine to learn to play bagpipes.

Best get started sooner rather than later, not a very easy instrument to learn...

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05-20-2017, 07:25 PM - 4 Likes	#36376
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by bertwert I stand oblivious to that term... You also have to watch out when stepping over electric fence wires or barbed wire fences Robert!

05-20-2017, 09:41 PM	#36379
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Nice one Bob!

05-20-2017, 09:59 PM - 1 Like	#36380
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by pjv I must now confess...................................I do indeed Dress Left. You had to go look it up, didn't you?

05-21-2017, 01:30 AM - 2 Likes	#36381
Unregistered User 8 Closed Account Join Date: Mar 2015 Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,694	Originally posted by Racer X 69 You had to go look it up, didn't you? When I was a kid ( about 12 ) I was told a different definition of this quip that I had never questioned. So when Mark directed it toward me, ( my definition ) I was a bit taken aback Racer. Then, on finding out the true meaning, I was both relieved AND chuffed !!!

05-21-2017, 03:12 AM	#36382
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Rupert Anyone have opinions about cremation? I think I'd prefer that over conventional burial? My family is not in favor, but in this very changed world it makes sense to me. I see so many cemeteries unkept and deserted, and in a short time, relatively speaking, no one remembers the dead anyhow. Saves money, less hassle, and less prolonged grief. What do you think? Cremation. Or, if it's an option when the time comes, promession. Seems to make it easier to handle the toxic bits of me No matter, I don't want to be a hassle for the ones after me. Originally posted by Rupert I don't care about style or horses, but I do want Bert playing his pipes so people won't be sticking around long enough to start telling all the bad stuff they know about me. I was more thinking of having Bert play at my funeral to make people weep

05-21-2017, 07:08 AM	#36383
Rupert Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Texas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 25,123	Originally posted by Racer X 69 You're short one pallbearer. She's inside giving the Last Rites? When it starts smokin'...it ain't Bob's grill! Regards! ---------- Post added 05-21-17 at 09:13 AM ---------- Originally posted by savoche I was more thinking of having Bert play at my funeral to make people weep More Big Brain thinking!

05-21-2017, 07:44 AM	#36384
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

05-21-2017, 09:00 AM	#36385
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	You all really do seem to have something against bagpipes.

05-21-2017, 09:42 AM	#36387
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Rupert I don't care about style or horses, . . . . . . . . . Wait. What? A Texan, from Texas, who doesn't care about horses? Why that's just un-Texan! Are you sure you are Texan?

05-21-2017, 12:45 PM - 1 Like	#36388
ZoeB Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Tromsø, Norway Posts: 886	Originally posted by tim60 You all really do seem to have something against bagpipes. I have nothing against bagpipes. In fact, i think that the great highland pipes may be the greatest invention ever-- weaponized music. Honestly, it's a dream of mine to learn to play bagpipes.

05-21-2017, 12:51 PM - 1 Like	#36389
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,674	Originally posted by ZoeB Honestly, it's a dream of mine to learn to play bagpipes. I've had dreams like that after eating cheese too late at night...

05-21-2017, 12:52 PM	#36390
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by ZoeB I have nothing against bagpipes. In fact, i think that the great highland pipes may be the greatest invention ever-- weaponized music. Honestly, it's a dream of mine to learn to play bagpipes. Best get started sooner rather than later, not a very easy instrument to learn...