[MarkJerling]

Good to hear you're better Jim. Must be nice to get out and about again.

[robtcorl]

Those little things are more important than we realize if we lose the ability to do them.

We are talking about going to Taco Bell, right Rup?

Happy to know you're out terrorizing the town again!

[Rupert]

We are talking about going to Taco Bell, right Rup?

Happy to know you're out terrorizing the town again!

Yep, Taco Bell is one of my favs for junk food. Fast and easy service, never outstanding and yet never really a disappointment either. Wide choices and cheap prices. I like it!

I wish I could do some terrorizing....but by the time we got home I was worn out and almost breathless. Like this morning when I was doing so good......by 4pm I was struggling and grabbing for what breath I could get.
Should get some lab results later this week.....hoping they can find just what kind of infection this is? Early cultures were not conclusive and gave no indication of any known viral, bacterial, or cancerous condition.
Meanwhile, I just hang in there from day to day and try to hope for the best. If this is it.......it is a hell of a big problem for me.

Hey Bob......can you flash us that Jerky shot every so often so young Bert can keep in mind what he will be missing if he starts that piper stuff back up? So far it seems to be helping....or maybe it is my Otis Ap that is blocking anything to do with pipes or little skirts with hairy legs in them?

Regards!

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Good to hear you're better Jim. Must be nice to get out and about again.

Thanks Mark....anytime I can get out for a while is indeed a treat!

[Racer X 69]

I wish I could do some terrorizing....but by the time we got home I was worn out and almost breathless. Like this morning when I was doing so good......by 4pm I was struggling and grabbing for what breath I could get.
Should get some lab results later this week.....hoping they can find just what kind of infection this is? Early cultures were not conclusive and gave no indication of any known viral, bacterial, or cancerous condition.
Meanwhile, I just hang in there from day to day and try to hope for the best. If this is it.......it is a hell of a big problem for me.

So you are a plumber. Put a spigot on the lung that won't drain, and just let it run for a few minutes each day. After a while the lung will return to normal and you can pull the spigot and put in a plug.

[Rupert]

It isn't a dress or a skirt, it is a Scottish kilt.

Yep....and a bra is a Manzier. Saw it on Seinfeld. They probably have them in plaid too for coordinating your outfit. Snap a selfie...give us a look! Me and Bob promise not to laugh! ....well, I can't speak for Bob........but I won't. May snicker a little?

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Regards!

[robtcorl]

They probably have them in plaid too for coordinating your outfit.

I can dig it.



My post is for humor (humour) purposes only, no disrespect intended.

[Rupert]

My post is intended for humor (humour) purposes only, no disrespect intended.

You can bet I would not disrespect her.....I'm assuming "inspecting" her would be A-OK? Wanna make sure everything fits just right!

[normhead]

I can not look at a kilt, any kilt without cringing.

The principal at one of the schools where I taught loved telling the story of his childhood in Scotland, going into a freezing school building with ice cold benches, and having his junk slip out of the kilt and get immediately frozen (with serious shrinkage) on the sub-zero bench. He ruined kilts for me forever.

I'll stick with long johns and lined pants, thank you very much.

I read somewhere, having your nuggets cold increases sperm production. You suppose kilts were invented because of hereditary low sperm counts?

I'm always looking for the evolutionary biology behind these things. It's all about the science.

[robtcorl]

I can not look at a kilt, any kilt without cringing.

Not even the mini kilt 3 posts up?
It should reduce the shrinkage.

[normhead]

Not even the mini kilt 3 posts up?
It should reduce the shrinkage.

Nope even the one above, I just want to remove it. Eventually I'll set her up with something more sensible to wear.

[Rupert]

I read somewhere, having your nuggets cold increases sperm production. You suppose kilts were invented because of hereditary low sperm counts?

Careful there.....might step on someone's ancestry? Not the same, but I got my "goods" caught in a zipper once and I'll tell you for sure it did nothing to increase sperm count. Finally just had to pull hard on the damn zipper and let it rip.....and rip it did!

For the record, I think a kilt on a man is no more ridiculous than a manzier.......they are pretty much equal in my eyes, excepting the manzier can actually serve a purpose...and I don't see that in a kilt? I don't personally need a manzier, but I do see men that do. I don't recall ever seeing a man that "needed" a kilt....do you?

Regards!

[savoche]

So quiet in here... I guess Bert is waiting for that jerky, still? Well, nobody offered me any, so...

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Even in Scotland those pipers need an armed escort, though.

[savoche]

Let's rock it up some, shall we?

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[robtcorl]

Originally posted by scottishkilt
It isn't a dress or a skirt, it is a Scottish kilt.

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I'm thinking someone capable of creating a fictitious member did this, or he/she got scared, hiked up their kilt and fled.

[Racer X 69]

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I'm thinking someone capable of creating a fictitious member did this, or he/she got scared, hiked up their kilt and fled.

Spammer.