why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**Ex Finn.** · 11-24-2017, 03:24 PM - **2 Likes**

Was pretty darn tasty!

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Parallax · 11-24-2017, 04:20 PM - **3 Likes**

This year we brined the turkey for 24 hours first.
It was the best turkey I've ever had.
The brine and spices permeate the meat rather than just laying on the surface. Not enough ms in mmmmm to describe it.
Now I'm hungry again. I think I'll go make a sammich.

bertwert · 11-24-2017, 04:30 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Everyone here get gobbled up by their turkey?

Actually we used to have a really mean turkey who would attack anyone. Needless to say, he found his way into the pot in the end.

**RichardS** · 11-24-2017, 04:42 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Talcum powder.

Talc doesn't last for 125 miles when it's 85F and you're sweating heavily. There are other possible complications that make it a very good idea to wear clothing designed for the job. The perineum is involved.

Why am I being coy? I'm not sure what the forum rules say about discussing your naughty bits.

Parallax · 11-24-2017, 04:49 PM - **1 Like**

Perineum is perfectly acceptable.
"crotch" isn't.

Oops.

robtcorl · 11-24-2017, 04:54 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Was pretty darn tasty!

Diggin' those "grab-cakes' !

robtcorl · 11-24-2017, 05:00 PM - **1 Like**

I'd rather talk turkey than sweaty perineums.

The loose lycra and talc were jokes Richard.

robtcorl · 11-24-2017, 05:02 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

This year we brined the turkey for 24 hours first.

No parboiling, what's up with that?

Parallax · 11-24-2017, 05:08 PM - **2 Likes**

Nope, no boiling; but it turned out really good anyway.

Racer X 69 · 11-24-2017, 06:02 PM - **1 Like**

My Thanksgiving was similar to this one.

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Racer X 69 · 11-24-2017, 06:02 PM

But we did come home with enough leftovers to feed us well into next week.

Racer X 69 · 11-24-2017, 06:03 PM - **2 Likes**

And my perineum doesn't hurt a bit.

Racer X 69 · 11-24-2017, 06:15 PM - **1 Like**

Drug all the Christmas stuff up from the basement today. Three trips with the hand truck.

I should have put in a dumbwaiter when I built this place.

Got the tree up, and decided I needed a break before stringing the lights.

Just having a quick cup of hot cocoa, complete with seasonal attitude additives, and thought I'd check in.

This part of Christmas gets me all worked up. Sometimes it even feels like it did when it still had the magic.

Anyway, cocoa is gone, time to get the lights up.

BFN.

bertwert · 11-24-2017, 08:14 PM - **2 Likes**

Our thanksgiving was back at the start of October..

bertwert · 11-24-2017, 08:20 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Got the tree up

In our neck of the woods, we get our tree down when it comes time for that.

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11-24-2017, 04:20 PM - 3 Likes	#42107
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	This year we brined the turkey for 24 hours first. It was the best turkey I've ever had. The brine and spices permeate the meat rather than just laying on the surface. Not enough ms in mmmmm to describe it. Now I'm hungry again. I think I'll go make a sammich.

11-24-2017, 04:30 PM - 2 Likes	#42108
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by robtcorl Everyone here get gobbled up by their turkey? Actually we used to have a really mean turkey who would attack anyone. Needless to say, he found his way into the pot in the end.

11-24-2017, 04:42 PM - 1 Like	#42109
RichardS Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Nelson Bay, NSW, Australia Posts: 2,418	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Talcum powder. Talc doesn't last for 125 miles when it's 85F and you're sweating heavily. There are other possible complications that make it a very good idea to wear clothing designed for the job. The perineum is involved. Why am I being coy? I'm not sure what the forum rules say about discussing your naughty bits.

11-24-2017, 04:49 PM - 1 Like	#42110
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Perineum is perfectly acceptable. "crotch" isn't. Oops.

11-24-2017, 04:54 PM - 2 Likes	#42111
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Was pretty darn tasty! Diggin' those "grab-cakes' !

11-24-2017, 05:00 PM - 1 Like	#42112
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I'd rather talk turkey than sweaty perineums. The loose lycra and talc were jokes Richard.

11-24-2017, 05:02 PM - 1 Like	#42113
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax This year we brined the turkey for 24 hours first. No parboiling, what's up with that?

11-24-2017, 05:08 PM - 2 Likes	#42114
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,333	Nope, no boiling; but it turned out really good anyway.

11-24-2017, 06:02 PM	#42116
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	But we did come home with enough leftovers to feed us well into next week.

11-24-2017, 06:03 PM - 2 Likes	#42117
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	And my perineum doesn't hurt a bit.

11-24-2017, 06:15 PM - 1 Like	#42118
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Drug all the Christmas stuff up from the basement today. Three trips with the hand truck. I should have put in a dumbwaiter when I built this place. Got the tree up, and decided I needed a break before stringing the lights. Just having a quick cup of hot cocoa, complete with seasonal attitude additives, and thought I'd check in. This part of Christmas gets me all worked up. Sometimes it even feels like it did when it still had the magic. Anyway, cocoa is gone, time to get the lights up. BFN.

11-24-2017, 08:14 PM - 2 Likes	#42119
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Our thanksgiving was back at the start of October..

11-24-2017, 08:20 PM - 2 Likes	#42120
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Got the tree up In our neck of the woods, we get our tree down when it comes time for that.