why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2017, 05:37 PM

By the way, the coconut balls in chocolate, and those other things I couldn't figure out what was inside that tasted so good. Crappy iPod photo.

I had these at first break, after my morning oranges, grapes and apple.

Forget about pictures of the pie. I was too busy eating it during second break.

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Racer X 69 · 12-14-2017, 05:43 PM

Originally posted by savoche

The funny thing is that nobody seems to have any idea what to use the freed-up frequencies for.

Underground radio stations. Like back in the late 1960's and early 1970's before FM radio got commercialized like AM.

The DJ's sounded a lot like George Carlin's Hippy Dippy Weatherman thing. They would play an entire album, without interrupting and when they did it was only to tell you what you just heard, and announce what was next.

Often sounding like they had just taken a big draw on a fattie.

Those were good days for FM radio.

Today I mostly plug my iPod into the car radio, or the stereo at home or in the shop, and listen to what I want to hear. Been Christmas music only since the first of December. And will be until after Christmas.

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2017, 05:47 PM - **2 Likes**

I want one.

With something like this my commute would be fun. Probably only take about 20 minutes. I wonder if the FAA or the company I work for would make a fuss about me flying to work and parking it in the same parking lot where I (and 40,000 of my coworkers) park my car? Keep in mind that the place I work is situated on the apron of a large county airport, complete with lots of air traffic.

I mean, I could park off to the side, way out by the fence where nobody likes to park.

robtcorl · 12-14-2017, 05:55 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I really like pie.

Youtu.be

robtcorl · 12-14-2017, 06:01 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

With something like this my commute would be fun.

**squareeyes** · 12-14-2017, 06:04 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I want one.

With something like this my commute would be fun. Probably only take about 20 minutes. I wonder if the FAA or the company I work for would make a fuss about me flying to work and parking it in the same parking lot where I (and 40,000 of my coworkers) park my car? Keep in mind that the place I work is situated on the apron of a large county airport, complete with lots of air traffic.

I mean, I could park off to the side, way out by the fence where nobody likes to park.

watch out for pelicans and canada geese!

Parallax · 12-14-2017, 06:47 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Sorry.
One more then I'll stop.
Another for my to-do list.
Bacon s'mores

Do you boil them first?

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2017, 07:15 PM - **1 Like**

Does Santa know about this?

Norwegian Trains Slaughter Reindeer

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 07:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

There was pie.

I like pie.

I really like pie.

Same here!

MarkJerling · 12-14-2017, 07:53 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I want one.

I mean, I could park off to the side, way out by the fence where nobody likes to park.

Me too! You could land on the roof directly above your workstation!

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2017, 08:28 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Me too! You could land on the roof directly above your workstation!

It would have to be rated for use as a landing pad. Besides, the only people allowed on the roof of any building are those employees charged with working there. Unauthorized personnel on the roof, or any catwalks to the cranes are subject to immediate termination.

robtcorl · 12-14-2017, 08:34 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

Do you boil them first?

BOIL?
Slowly I turned.................

robtcorl · 12-14-2017, 08:38 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Does Santa know about this?

Norwegian Trains Slaughter Reindeer

Pay back.

Youtu.be

Parallax · 12-14-2017, 08:39 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

BOIL?
Slowly I turned.................

... step by step, inch by inch.

tim60 · 12-14-2017, 11:12 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Why do you torture us like this, Bob?

He could be a medievalist, or perhaps just a torturer.

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12-14-2017, 05:43 PM	#42647
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by savoche The funny thing is that nobody seems to have any idea what to use the freed-up frequencies for. Underground radio stations. Like back in the late 1960's and early 1970's before FM radio got commercialized like AM. The DJ's sounded a lot like George Carlin's Hippy Dippy Weatherman thing. They would play an entire album, without interrupting and when they did it was only to tell you what you just heard, and announce what was next. Often sounding like they had just taken a big draw on a fattie. Those were good days for FM radio. Today I mostly plug my iPod into the car radio, or the stereo at home or in the shop, and listen to what I want to hear. Been Christmas music only since the first of December. And will be until after Christmas.

12-14-2017, 05:47 PM - 2 Likes	#42648
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	I want one. With something like this my commute would be fun. Probably only take about 20 minutes. I wonder if the FAA or the company I work for would make a fuss about me flying to work and parking it in the same parking lot where I (and 40,000 of my coworkers) park my car? Keep in mind that the place I work is situated on the apron of a large county airport, complete with lots of air traffic. I mean, I could park off to the side, way out by the fence where nobody likes to park.

12-14-2017, 06:01 PM - 3 Likes	#42650
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 With something like this my commute would be fun.

12-14-2017, 06:04 PM - 1 Like	#42651
squareeyes Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2010 Photos: Gallery Posts: 189	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I want one. With something like this my commute would be fun. Probably only take about 20 minutes. I wonder if the FAA or the company I work for would make a fuss about me flying to work and parking it in the same parking lot where I (and 40,000 of my coworkers) park my car? Keep in mind that the place I work is situated on the apron of a large county airport, complete with lots of air traffic. I mean, I could park off to the side, way out by the fence where nobody likes to park. watch out for pelicans and canada geese!

12-14-2017, 06:47 PM - 4 Likes	#42652
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl Sorry. One more then I'll stop. Another for my to-do list. Bacon s'mores Do you boil them first?

12-14-2017, 07:15 PM - 1 Like	#42653
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Does Santa know about this? Norwegian Trains Slaughter Reindeer

12-14-2017, 07:43 PM - 1 Like	#42654
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Racer X 69 There was pie. I like pie. I really like pie. Same here!

12-14-2017, 07:53 PM - 1 Like	#42655
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,402	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I want one. I mean, I could park off to the side, way out by the fence where nobody likes to park. Me too! You could land on the roof directly above your workstation!

12-14-2017, 08:28 PM	#42656
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by MarkJerling Me too! You could land on the roof directly above your workstation! It would have to be rated for use as a landing pad. Besides, the only people allowed on the roof of any building are those employees charged with working there. Unauthorized personnel on the roof, or any catwalks to the cranes are subject to immediate termination.

12-14-2017, 08:34 PM - 2 Likes	#42657
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax Do you boil them first? BOIL? Slowly I turned.................

12-14-2017, 08:39 PM	#42659
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl BOIL? Slowly I turned................. ... step by step, inch by inch.

12-14-2017, 11:12 PM - 1 Like	#42660
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Originally posted by Parallax Why do you torture us like this, Bob? He could be a medievalist, or perhaps just a torturer.

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