why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 12-25-2017, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I went and got another load of firewood, all stacked in the shed.

Poor you, I only do that with 50 pounds of wood twice a day from the shed 100 yards away through 2 feet of snow.

bertwert · 12-25-2017, 07:41 PM - **1 Like**

Interesting, despite my strong support for the metric system, all three measurements of my last post were in imperial measurements.
Guess I should fix that.

Originally posted by bertwert

Poor you, I only do that with ~~50 pounds~~ 20 kilograms of wood twice a day from the shed ~~100 yards~~ 100 metres away through ~~2 feet~~ half a metre of snow.

**Ex Finn.** · 12-25-2017, 07:41 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Kahlua, Irish Cream, Triple Sec.

Damm. I can`t do more than one of those, they knock me on my butt.

MarkJerling · 12-25-2017, 07:44 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Poor you, I only do that with 50 pounds of wood twice a day from the shed 100 yards away through 2 feet of snow.

When you get to my age Robert, you plan these things in summer. Then when winter comes, firewood is all ready for burning. Look and learn young man, look and learn!

MarkJerling · 12-25-2017, 07:47 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

Interesting, despite my strong support for the metric system, all three measurements of my last post were in imperial measurements.
Guess I should fix that.

Originally posted by bertwert

Poor you, I only do that with ~~50 pounds~~ 22.68 kilograms of wood twice a day from the shed ~~100 yards~~ 91.4 metres away through ~~2 feet~~ 609mm of snow.

There. Fixed it properly for you!

bertwert · 12-25-2017, 07:49 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

There. Fixed it properly for you!

pedantic - Buscar con Google

**Ex Finn.** · 12-25-2017, 07:52 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

100 yards away through 2 feet of snow.

A dusting, that is when the Unimogs with the snow throwers used to start warming up when I was walking or skiing to the school.

bertwert · 12-25-2017, 07:56 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

A dusting, that is when the Unimogs with the snow throwers used to start warming up when I was walking or skiing to the school.

That's 2 feet after we have cleared the snow...

And did someone say Unimog?

**Ex Finn.** · 12-25-2017, 08:00 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

That's 2 feet after we have cleared the snow...

And did someone say Unimog?

I did!!!

MarkJerling · 12-25-2017, 08:04 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

That's 2 feet after we have cleared the snow...

And did someone say Unimog?

That is a pretty machine!

MarkJerling · 12-25-2017, 08:05 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

pedantic - Buscar con Google

Always!

Parallax · 12-25-2017, 08:06 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Did some quick and dirty shots. I believe that I have discovered a German equivalent to Coors light.

Tastes fine, if there is any fruitiness it is well covered, goes down smooth, easy on palate and finishes smooth without a distracting after flavor.
And the head retention is nil...

Too busy with this to think about the Live Hocir E3

In other words; you've discovered carbonated water.

**Ex Finn.** · 12-25-2017, 08:11 PM - **1 Like**

You Tube

A tool!

**Ex Finn.** · 12-25-2017, 08:20 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

In other words; you've discovered carbonated water.

Well, it is little more complicated than that. Carbonated water should not have any flavor at all... these do to some extent.

Racer X 69 · 12-25-2017, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

. . . . . . . 100 yards away through 2 feet of snow.

You do keep the path shoveled, don't you?

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12-25-2017, 07:38 PM	#43141
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by MarkJerling I went and got another load of firewood, all stacked in the shed. Poor you, I only do that with 50 pounds of wood twice a day from the shed 100 yards away through 2 feet of snow.

12-25-2017, 07:41 PM - 1 Like	#43142
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Interesting, despite my strong support for the metric system, all three measurements of my last post were in imperial measurements. Guess I should fix that. Originally posted by bertwert Poor you, I only do that with ~~50 pounds~~ *20 kilograms* of wood twice a day from the shed ~~100 yards~~ *100 metres* away through ~~2 feet~~ half a metre of snow.

12-25-2017, 07:41 PM - 2 Likes	#43143
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Kahlua, Irish Cream, Triple Sec. Damm. I can`t do more than one of those, they knock me on my butt.

12-25-2017, 07:44 PM - 2 Likes	#43144
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by bertwert Poor you, I only do that with 50 pounds of wood twice a day from the shed 100 yards away through 2 feet of snow. When you get to my age Robert, you plan these things in summer. Then when winter comes, firewood is all ready for burning. Look and learn young man, look and learn!

12-25-2017, 07:47 PM	#43145
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by bertwert Interesting, despite my strong support for the metric system, all three measurements of my last post were in imperial measurements. Guess I should fix that. Originally posted by bertwert Poor you, I only do that with ~~50 pounds~~ *22.68 kilograms* of wood twice a day from the shed ~~100 yards~~ *91.4 metres* away through ~~2 feet~~ 609mm of snow. There. Fixed it properly for you!

12-25-2017, 07:49 PM	#43146
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by MarkJerling There. Fixed it properly for you! pedantic - Buscar con Google

12-25-2017, 07:52 PM - 1 Like	#43147
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by bertwert 100 yards away through 2 feet of snow. A dusting, that is when the Unimogs with the snow throwers used to start warming up when I was walking or skiing to the school.

12-25-2017, 07:56 PM - 3 Likes	#43148
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Ex Finn. A dusting, that is when the Unimogs with the snow throwers used to start warming up when I was walking or skiing to the school. That's 2 feet after we have cleared the snow... And did someone say Unimog?

12-25-2017, 08:00 PM - 1 Like	#43149
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by bertwert That's 2 feet after we have cleared the snow... And did someone say Unimog? I did!!!

12-25-2017, 08:04 PM - 1 Like	#43150
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by bertwert That's 2 feet after we have cleared the snow... And did someone say Unimog? That is a pretty machine!

12-25-2017, 08:05 PM - 1 Like	#43151
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by bertwert pedantic - Buscar con Google Always!

12-25-2017, 08:06 PM - 3 Likes	#43152
Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Did some quick and dirty shots. I believe that I have discovered a German equivalent to Coors light. Tastes fine, if there is any fruitiness it is well covered, goes down smooth, easy on palate and finishes smooth without a distracting after flavor. And the head retention is nil... Too busy with this to think about the Live Hocir E3 In other words; you've discovered carbonated water.

12-25-2017, 08:20 PM	#43154
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by Parallax In other words; you've discovered carbonated water. Well, it is little more complicated than that. Carbonated water should not have any flavor at all... these do to some extent.

12-25-2017, 08:25 PM	#43155
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,065	Originally posted by bertwert . . . . . . . 100 yards away through 2 feet of snow. You do keep the path shoveled, don't you?