why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**aslyfox** · 01-24-2018, 03:39 AM

Originally posted by Helios 1984

. . . like a non-agressive version . . .

Originally posted by bertwert

. . . Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them . . .

I'm not sure we are all that nonaggressive

of course, I can understand the frustration of some posters here

the idiotic attacks on bag pipes

the inability to get true haggis

yes, I can understand the frustration

Last edited by aslyfox; 01-24-2018 at 03:55 AM.

**savoche** · 01-24-2018, 04:27 AM

Originally posted by Helios 1984

I just noticed that I was actually reading the first pages when I posted my comment : / I was on my cellphone at the gym and I thought I had missed some news about Ricoh announcing the Pentax nameplates removal ... I was trying to cheer you up

No worries - we've all been there. Well, maybe not for the last 2937 pages.

Btw, there's a prize for coming up with a theme we haven't touched on yet. You can see it as part of the test.

**savoche** · 01-24-2018, 04:30 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

of course, I can understand the frustration of ~~some posters~~ one poster here

the idiotic attacks on bag pipes

the inability to get true haggis

There, fixed that for you. Always the helpful one, ain't I.

tim60 · 01-24-2018, 05:47 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

I'm not sure we are all that nonaggressive

of course, I can understand the frustration of some posters here

the idiotic attacks on bag pipes

the inability to get true haggis

yes, I can understand the frustration

And tomorrow is Haggis Day.

robtcorl · 01-24-2018, 06:05 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

the idiotic attacks on bag pipes

We have nothing against bagpipes themselves, just the sounds they make.

**aslyfox** · 01-24-2018, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

We have nothing against bagpipes themselves, just the sounds they make.

Can we vote that one poster off the island

( I did not say out of the forums )

robtcorl · 01-24-2018, 07:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

Can we vote that one poster off the island

I don't know, Bert's a pretty nice kid other than that one fault.

**aslyfox** · 01-24-2018, 07:30 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I don't know, Bert's a pretty nice kid other than that one fault.

He is not alone in his fondness for bag pipes and haggis

bertwert · 01-24-2018, 07:43 AM - **1 Like**

It's 2018 guys, you can't discriminate against bagpipe players...

Helios 1984 · 01-24-2018, 07:53 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

We have nothing against bagpipes themselves, just the sounds they make.

There's a saying that goes "Don't blame the bagpipe for the music, blame the bagpiper.".

robtcorl · 01-24-2018, 08:24 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

It's 2018 guys, you can't discriminate against bagpipe players...

We can only do it on odd years?
I'll come back next year.

**savoche** · 01-24-2018, 01:30 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

It's 2018 guys, you can't discriminate against bagpipe players...

Of course we can. Bagpipe players are left out of all and any conventions. Quite deliberately, I'm sure.

One possible exception could be if the bagpipe player happens to be a gay unborn baby blue whale.

robtcorl · 01-24-2018, 04:39 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

Btw, there's a prize for coming up with a theme we haven't touched on yet. You can see it as part of the test.

Please allow me to help our newcomer out.
I'm pretty sure botoxed camels have not been covered here yet.
Surprising I know.

“They use Botox for the lips, the nose, the upper lips, the lower lips and even the jaw,” Ali al-Mazrouei, 31, whose father breeds camels, told the United Arab Emirates’ The National. “It makes the head more inflated, so when the camel comes, it’s like, ‘Oh, look at how big is that head is. It has big lips, a big nose.’”

**Ex Finn.** · 01-24-2018, 05:47 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I'm pretty sure botoxed camels have not been covered here yet.

Now they have, so that is out... Long time ago had some Black Bear burgers, they were really good!
Never had a camel burger, they any good?

robtcorl · 01-24-2018, 06:35 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Never had a camel burger, they any good?

tastes like chicken.

01-24-2018, 05:47 PM - 3 Likes	#44069
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by robtcorl I'm pretty sure botoxed camels have not been covered here yet. Now they have, so that is out... Long time ago had some Black Bear burgers, they were really good! Never had a camel burger, they any good? Last edited by Ex Finn.; 01-24-2018 at 06:00 PM.

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01-24-2018, 03:39 AM	#44056
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,576	Originally posted by Helios 1984 . . . like a non-agressive version . . . Originally posted by bertwert . . . Read through all the pages. Yes I said all the pages, that's all 2937 of them . . . I'm not sure we are all that nonaggressive of course, I can understand the frustration of some posters here the idiotic attacks on bag pipes the inability to get true haggis yes, I can understand the frustration Last edited by aslyfox; 01-24-2018 at 03:55 AM.

01-24-2018, 04:27 AM	#44057
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Helios 1984 I just noticed that I was actually reading the first pages when I posted my comment : / I was on my cellphone at the gym and I thought I had missed some news about Ricoh announcing the Pentax nameplates removal ... I was trying to cheer you up No worries - we've all been there. Well, maybe not for the last 2937 pages. Btw, there's a prize for coming up with a theme we haven't touched on yet. You can see it as part of the test.

01-24-2018, 04:30 AM - 1 Like	#44058
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Aslyfox of course, I can understand the frustration of ~~some posters~~ *one poster* here the idiotic attacks on bag pipes the inability to get true haggis There, fixed that for you. Always the helpful one, ain't I.

01-24-2018, 05:47 AM - 1 Like	#44059
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Originally posted by Aslyfox I'm not sure we are all that nonaggressive of course, I can understand the frustration of some posters here the idiotic attacks on bag pipes the inability to get true haggis yes, I can understand the frustration And tomorrow is Haggis Day.

01-24-2018, 06:05 AM - 2 Likes	#44060
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Aslyfox the idiotic attacks on bag pipes We have nothing against bagpipes themselves, just the sounds they make.

01-24-2018, 07:22 AM	#44061
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,576	Originally posted by robtcorl We have nothing against bagpipes themselves, just the sounds they make. Can we vote that one poster off the island ( I did not say out of the forums )

01-24-2018, 07:29 AM - 1 Like	#44062
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Aslyfox Can we vote that one poster off the island I don't know, Bert's a pretty nice kid other than that one fault.

01-24-2018, 07:30 AM	#44063
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,576	Originally posted by robtcorl I don't know, Bert's a pretty nice kid other than that one fault. He is not alone in his fondness for bag pipes and haggis

01-24-2018, 07:43 AM - 1 Like	#44064
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	It's 2018 guys, you can't discriminate against bagpipe players...

01-24-2018, 07:53 AM - 2 Likes	#44065
Helios 1984 Veteran Member Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Saint-Constant, Québec Posts: 747	Originally posted by robtcorl We have nothing against bagpipes themselves, just the sounds they make. There's a saying that goes "Don't blame the bagpipe for the music, blame the bagpiper.".

01-24-2018, 08:24 AM - 1 Like	#44066
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert It's 2018 guys, you can't discriminate against bagpipe players... We can only do it on odd years? I'll come back next year.

01-24-2018, 01:30 PM - 1 Like	#44067
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert It's 2018 guys, you can't discriminate against bagpipe players... Of course we can. Bagpipe players are left out of all and any conventions. Quite deliberately, I'm sure. One possible exception could be if the bagpipe player happens to be a gay unborn baby blue whale.

01-24-2018, 04:39 PM - 3 Likes	#44068
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by savoche Btw, there's a prize for coming up with a theme we haven't touched on yet. You can see it as part of the test. Please allow me to help our newcomer out. I'm pretty sure botoxed camels have not been covered here yet. Surprising I know. “They use Botox for the lips, the nose, the upper lips, the lower lips and even the jaw,” Ali al-Mazrouei, 31, whose father breeds camels, told the United Arab Emirates’ The National. “It makes the head more inflated, so when the camel comes, it’s like, ‘Oh, look at how big is that head is. It has big lips, a big nose.’”

01-24-2018, 06:35 PM - 2 Likes	#44070
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Never had a camel burger, they any good? tastes like chicken.

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