why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 03-21-2018, 02:06 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by clackers

Saabviggen divan

Sounds a bit hard-edged

Originally posted by clackers

Agnethafrida sofabed

That does sound a tad more comfortable, it does.

**clackers** · 03-21-2018, 02:11 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

But how amazing parents are so lazy they would prefer their kids to be fed product supplied by and prepared by the lowest bidder.

No, poor, not lazy.

You qualify by being low income, AFAIK.

**clackers** · 03-21-2018, 02:11 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Sounds a bit hard-edged

That does sound a tad more comfortable, it does.

Ah, you're on to me Savoche - nice to be noticed.

Jean Poitiers · 03-21-2018, 03:26 AM

Originally posted by Aslyfox

is Eddie better?

when he is he should watch " Blazing Saddles " by Mel Brooks

Blazing Saddles (1974) - IMDb

especially this part

blazing saddles camp fire youtube - Bing video

That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture.

" Beans, beans,
good for the heart.
The more you eat,
the more you fart.
The more you fart,
the better you feel.
So eat beans
at every meal! "

Jean Poitiers · 03-21-2018, 03:33 AM - **1 Like**

Proot ...

You Tube

**aslyfox** · 03-21-2018, 03:50 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture.

" Beans, beans,
good for the heart.
The more you eat,
the more you fart.
The more you fart,
the better you feel.
So eat beans
at every meal! "

it may be different where ever you grew up I knew the first version listed below

Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit - Wikipedia

Various versions of the song exist.[3] These are some examples of the lyrics:
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!1
or
Pinto beans, are good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the better you feel
Pinto beans for every meal
or
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
Down your pants and in your boot 1
or
Beans, beans, the magical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So why not have beans for every meal (Also, So eat your beans at every meal)
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal1
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat
or
Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
the more you eat the more you fart
the more you fart the better you feel
beans, beans for every meal. This line can also be replaced with: "So eat your beans with every meal"
1This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal"
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat good beans with every meal
or
Beans, beans, they make you fart
The more you fart the more you poo
The more you poo the more you do, which makes you wee
The more you wee the happier you'll be for the rest of your life
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit
The more you eat the more you toot
The more you toot, it’ll make you fly
The more you toot, the more you cry
Then you’ll be happier like the other poem said
Then you won’t feel like being dead
Or
Beans, beans the magical fruit The more you eat The more you toot The more you toot the better you’ll feel The better you feel The more fish you reel The more fish you eat you eat beans with too.

**BigMackCam** · 03-21-2018, 03:52 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

it may be different where ever you grew up I knew the first version listed below

Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit - Wikipedia

... and it's over to @tim60 for this one, I think.

Any thoughts, Tim?

**aslyfox** · 03-21-2018, 04:01 AM

Originally posted by clackers

No, poor, not lazy.

You qualify by being low income, AFAIK.

In the US regarding HS and Primary school any one could eat the provided lunch but if your parents income ( or lack there of ) fell into the right areas, there was either no charge or a reduced charge, all others paid the full rate if they ate it.

you could bring in your own instead but most chose not to because of the nutritional value and the full rate was still low in comparison to buying the food to make the " sack " lunches

major $$$ making children lunch buckets

**savoche** · 03-21-2018, 05:54 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture.

" Beans, beans,
good for the heart.
The more you eat,
the more you fart.
The more you fart,
the better you feel.
So eat beans
at every meal! "

I think there's much more farting in Scandinavian culture. Just ask google translate about "keep good speed" to see an example.

Google Translate

Besides...

**aslyfox** · 03-21-2018, 05:57 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

I think there's much more farting in Scandinavian culture. Just ask google translate about "keep good speed" to see an example.

Google Translate

Besides...

I heard about excessive regulation but

that is going too far in my book

talk about governmental control of personal activity

tim60 · 03-21-2018, 06:20 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Jean Poitiers

That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture.

" Beans, beans,
good for the heart.
The more you eat,
the more you fart.
The more you fart,
the better you feel.
So eat beans
at every meal! "

Long ago there was an ad campaign:
"Heinz means beans".
There was a car sticker:
"Beans means farts".

Ero:
"Heinz means farts."

tim60 · 03-21-2018, 06:21 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

... and it's over to @tim60 for this one, I think.

Any thoughts, Tim?

See preceding message from me.

robtcorl · 03-21-2018, 06:36 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

I've deleted a few posts.
We will not be discussing politically charged issues here.

I'm glad I go to bed early.

robtcorl · 03-21-2018, 06:40 AM - **3 Likes**

Smoked corn beef:

and smoked butter stuffed cabbage:

Let the flatulence begin!

RoxnDox · 03-21-2018, 01:06 PM

been off enjoying Mother Nature at the seaside for a few days, so way behind on the important stuff like keeping up in The Eternal Thread. But, having just learned about this band from my son via FarceBook, I feel obliged to pass it on:

You Tube

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03-21-2018, 02:06 AM - 1 Like	#45316
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by clackers Saabviggen divan Sounds a bit hard-edged Originally posted by clackers Agnethafrida sofabed That does sound a tad more comfortable, it does.

03-21-2018, 02:11 AM - 1 Like	#45317
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by tim60 But how amazing parents are so lazy they would prefer their kids to be fed product supplied by and prepared by the lowest bidder. No, poor, not lazy. You qualify by being low income, AFAIK.

03-21-2018, 02:11 AM	#45318
clackers Otis Memorial Pentaxian Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: Melbourne Photos: Albums Posts: 16,397	Originally posted by savoche Sounds a bit hard-edged That does sound a tad more comfortable, it does. Ah, you're on to me Savoche - nice to be noticed.

03-21-2018, 03:26 AM	#45319
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Originally posted by Aslyfox is Eddie better? when he is he should watch " Blazing Saddles " by Mel Brooks Blazing Saddles (1974) - IMDb especially this part blazing saddles camp fire youtube - Bing video That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture. " Beans, beans, good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat beans at every meal! "

03-21-2018, 03:50 AM - 1 Like	#45321
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,579	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture. " Beans, beans, good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat beans at every meal! " it may be different where ever you grew up I knew the first version listed below Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit - Wikipedia Various versions of the song exist.[3] These are some examples of the lyrics: Beans, beans, the musical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So we have beans at every meal!1 or Pinto beans, are good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel Pinto beans for every meal or Beans, beans, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot Down your pants and in your boot 1 or Beans, beans, the magical fruit The more you eat, the more you toot The more you toot, the better you feel So why not have beans for every meal (Also, So eat your beans at every meal) or Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the happier/better you feel So let's eat beans with every meal1 or Beans, beans, they're good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the more you eat The more you sit on the toilet seat or Beans, beans, they're good for your heart the more you eat the more you fart the more you fart the better you feel beans, beans for every meal. This line can also be replaced with: "So eat your beans with every meal" 1This line can also be replaced with: "So eat them beans at every meal" Beans, beans the magical fruit The more you eat the more you toot The more you toot the better you feel So eat good beans with every meal or Beans, beans, they make you fart The more you fart the more you poo The more you poo the more you do, which makes you wee The more you wee the happier you'll be for the rest of your life Or Beans, beans the magical fruit The more you eat the more you toot The more you toot, it’ll make you fly The more you toot, the more you cry Then you’ll be happier like the other poem said Then you won’t feel like being dead Or Beans, beans the magical fruit The more you eat The more you toot The more you toot the better you’ll feel The better you feel The more fish you reel The more fish you eat you eat beans with too.

03-21-2018, 03:52 AM - 3 Likes	#45322
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,645	Originally posted by Aslyfox it may be different where ever you grew up I knew the first version listed below Beans, Beans, the Musical Fruit - Wikipedia ... and it's over to @tim60 for this one, I think. Any thoughts, Tim?

03-21-2018, 04:01 AM	#45323
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,579	Originally posted by clackers No, poor, not lazy. You qualify by being low income, AFAIK. In the US regarding HS and Primary school any one could eat the provided lunch but if your parents income ( or lack there of ) fell into the right areas, there was either no charge or a reduced charge, all others paid the full rate if they ate it. you could bring in your own instead but most chose not to because of the nutritional value and the full rate was still low in comparison to buying the food to make the " sack " lunches major $$$ making children lunch buckets

03-21-2018, 05:54 AM - 4 Likes	#45324
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture. " Beans, beans, good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat beans at every meal! " I think there's much more farting in Scandinavian culture. Just ask google translate about "keep good speed" to see an example. Google Translate Besides...

03-21-2018, 05:57 AM - 1 Like	#45325
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,579	Originally posted by savoche I think there's much more farting in Scandinavian culture. Just ask google translate about "keep good speed" to see an example. Google Translate Besides... I heard about excessive regulation but that is going too far in my book talk about governmental control of personal activity

03-21-2018, 06:20 AM - 1 Like	#45326
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Originally posted by Jean Poitiers That reminds me ... I recited this one recently to my youngest daughter so that she could experience a bit of American culture. " Beans, beans, good for the heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So eat beans at every meal! " Long ago there was an ad campaign: "Heinz means beans". There was a car sticker: "Beans means farts". Ero: "Heinz means farts."

03-21-2018, 06:21 AM - 1 Like	#45327
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Originally posted by BigMackCam ... and it's over to @tim60 for this one, I think. Any thoughts, Tim? See preceding message from me.

03-21-2018, 06:36 AM - 2 Likes	#45328
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax I've deleted a few posts. We will not be discussing politically charged issues here. I'm glad I go to bed early.

03-21-2018, 06:40 AM - 3 Likes	#45329
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Smoked corn beef: and smoked butter stuffed cabbage: Let the flatulence begin!

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