why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**aslyfox** · 05-12-2018, 03:55 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

He didn’t say sexual.

Check your Funk and Wagnals.

Intercourse:
Interpersonal communication is an exchange of information between two or more people.

what is wrong with this dictionary?

Definition of intercourse
1: connection or dealings between persons or groups
2: exchange especially of thoughts or feelings : communion
3: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person

Intercourse | Definition of Intercourse by Merriam-Webster

sorry you didn't get the joke,

I think the original poster did

tim60 · 05-12-2018, 10:42 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

what type of American were you being taught? :

soda

soda pop

pop

coke

all means carbonated soft drinks depending on where you are in America

and there are also other differences as well

surströmming - Bing video

I was using the American I had just been taught. "all y'all". Plural of "y'all".

tim60 · 05-12-2018, 10:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

Fish and chips anyone?

For Mark that is "fush and chups".

MarkJerling · 05-13-2018, 02:20 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

For Mark that is "fush and chups".

For Clackers it's Fiiish and Cheeeps.

**savoche** · 05-13-2018, 05:19 AM - **1 Like**

A NZ girl I met in my backpacking days went to "beed" every night.

**aslyfox** · 05-13-2018, 05:29 AM

Originally posted by savoche

A NZ girl I met in my backpacking days went to "beed" every night.

I knew a young lady in college who would say

" I was barn in a born "

instead of

" I was born in a barn "

she was from St. Louis Missouri

I grew up saying " Pop " for a carbonated soft drink

robtcorl · 05-13-2018, 05:46 AM - **3 Likes**

MarkJerling · 05-13-2018, 03:26 PM - **4 Likes**

In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave".

"Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere."

Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you.

**Ex Finn.** · 05-13-2018, 04:26 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave".

"Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere."

Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you.

Poor things. Hope they make it...

**Ex Finn.** · 05-13-2018, 04:43 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

I was using the American I had just been taught. "all y'all". Plural of "y'all".

You Tube

robtcorl · 05-13-2018, 05:41 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave".

"Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere."

Currently 32.2222C here, cry me a river you British blokes.

Racer X 69 · 05-13-2018, 06:54 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave".

"Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere."

Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you.

Phttt! Fry mah hide!

All y'all on over thar in Britain ain't got nothin' on usns on over hyar.

It was 27C hyar today.

An its still sprin'time hyar.

Wait until summer git hyar.

Yeayha, Shoot.

dbs · 05-13-2018, 08:16 PM

Strooth its 19C and Iv'e put a jumper on

Dave

MarkJerling · 05-13-2018, 08:53 PM

Originally posted by dbs

Strooth its 19C and Iv'e put a jumper on

Dave

That's almost long pants weather for you Dave!

tim60 · 05-13-2018, 09:13 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave".

"Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere."

Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you.

I will be OK. I will go and hide in the office. I can adjust the blinds to stop too much sun shining on me.

05-13-2018, 03:26 PM - 4 Likes	#46613
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave". "Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere." Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you. Last edited by MarkJerling; 05-13-2018 at 04:20 PM.

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05-12-2018, 03:55 PM	#46606
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by Racer X 69 He didn’t say sexual. Check your Funk and Wagnals. Intercourse: Interpersonal communication is an exchange of information between two or more people. what is wrong with this dictionary? Definition of intercourse 1: connection or dealings between persons or groups 2: exchange especially of thoughts or feelings : communion 3: physical sexual contact between individuals that involves the genitalia of at least one person Intercourse \| Definition of Intercourse by Merriam-Webster sorry you didn't get the joke, I think the original poster did

05-12-2018, 10:42 PM - 1 Like	#46607
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by Aslyfox what type of American were you being taught? : soda soda pop pop coke all means carbonated soft drinks depending on where you are in America and there are also other differences as well surströmming - Bing video I was using the American I had just been taught. "all y'all". Plural of "y'all".

05-12-2018, 10:43 PM - 1 Like	#46608
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by bertwert Fish and chips anyone? For Mark that is "fush and chups".

05-13-2018, 02:20 AM - 1 Like	#46609
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by tim60 For Mark that is "fush and chups". For Clackers it's Fiiish and Cheeeps.

05-13-2018, 05:19 AM - 1 Like	#46610
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	A NZ girl I met in my backpacking days went to "beed" every night.

05-13-2018, 05:29 AM	#46611
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by savoche A NZ girl I met in my backpacking days went to "beed" every night. I knew a young lady in college who would say " I was barn in a born " instead of " I was born in a barn " she was from St. Louis Missouri I grew up saying " Pop " for a carbonated soft drink

05-13-2018, 05:46 AM - 3 Likes	#46612
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

05-13-2018, 04:26 PM - 1 Like	#46614
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by MarkJerling In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave". "Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere." Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you. Poor things. Hope they make it...

05-13-2018, 05:41 PM - 1 Like	#46616
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by MarkJerling In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave". "Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere." Currently 32.2222C here, cry me a river you British blokes.

05-13-2018, 06:54 PM	#46617
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by MarkJerling In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave". "Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere." Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you. Phttt! Fry mah hide! All y'all on over thar in Britain ain't got nothin' on usns on over hyar. It was 27C hyar today. An its still sprin'time hyar. Wait until summer git hyar. Yeayha, Shoot.

05-13-2018, 08:16 PM	#46618
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	Strooth its 19C and Iv'e put a jumper on Dave

05-13-2018, 08:53 PM	#46619
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by dbs Strooth its 19C and Iv'e put a jumper on Dave That's almost long pants weather for you Dave!

05-13-2018, 09:13 PM - 2 Likes	#46620
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,743	Originally posted by MarkJerling In our radio news this morning, it was reported that Britain is in the grips of a "heat wave". "Meteorologists reckon highs could reach 20C in north-east England by Tuesday, with highs up to 19C elsewhere." Stay strong folks. Make sure you slap on the sunscreen and stay well hydrated. We're thinking of you. I will be OK. I will go and hide in the office. I can adjust the blinds to stop too much sun shining on me.