why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**CharLac** · 06-17-2018, 06:09 AM

Originally posted by Aslyfox

" by George, I think [ he ]'s got it "

Bacon

It's called bacon camo...bet you and the rest had to stare long and hard to see the real message between the slices.

robtcorl · 06-17-2018, 06:34 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

It's called bacon camo...bet you and the rest had to stare long and hard to see the real message between the slices.

You'd lose that bet Bro.
It's so sad when we lose one to livE hociR.

robtcorl · 06-17-2018, 06:37 AM - **1 Like**

Happy Dad's Day to all the dads here!

**CharLac** · 06-17-2018, 06:42 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Happy Dad's Day to all the dads here!

YES! Happy Dad's Day....I hope you all have a fine breakfast....with bacon of course

robtcorl · 06-17-2018, 06:59 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

How inconsistent of the vegetarians to want to give themselves the illusion they are eating meat.

I think they eat more meat than they realize.
I thought about this the other day when I was cutting up a head of Romaine for a salad and spotted a tiny green worm on the stalk, Mrs Bob found one too. How many worms are missed and eaten by Vegans?
Think how hurtful this would be to all the people with pet worms if they knew.

robtcorl · 06-17-2018, 07:03 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

I hope you all have a fine breakfast....with bacon of course

Nice to see you try to make amends for your sins.
You have much more work to do though.

tim60 · 06-17-2018, 07:33 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I like chicken, pork and other vegetables.

When feeding it to vegetarians the terminology is "processed grass", or to be really sophisticated "biologically processed grass".

bertwert · 06-17-2018, 07:48 AM - **3 Likes**

Charlie, you disappoint me. And you were looking like you would be a promising member of the club. I don't know what to say.

bertwert · 06-17-2018, 07:48 AM - **2 Likes**

I'm a vegetarian that eats meat.

Racer X 69 · 06-17-2018, 07:55 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by LensBeginner

I've seen meat disguised as fish. Quite tasty as well.

Google "tonno del Chianti"

Fish is one of my favorite vegetables.

Racer X 69 · 06-17-2018, 07:56 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

When feeding it to vegetarians the terminology is "processed grass", or to be really sophisticated "biologically processed grass".

Manure?

bertwert · 06-17-2018, 08:00 AM

The problem with vegetarians is that a lot use meat replacements (ie Tofu, veggie burgers, etc...) instead of cooking a vegetarian meal, so at heart they want to be an omnivore as the human is meant to be.

Racer X 69 · 06-17-2018, 08:01 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

some how this doesn't quite fit the bill

9 Vegan Bacon Brands to Sizzle, Sprinkle, and Fry | PETA

PETA

I'm a longtime member of PETA.

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

There, I've said it.

Now pass me another drumstick.

And carve me off another slice of that Prime Rib.

Say, is that a plate of ribs I see over there?

Yummy.

**aslyfox** · 06-17-2018, 08:03 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

PETA

I'm a longtime member of PETA.

People

Eating

Tasty

Animals

There, I've said it.

Now pass me another drumstick.

And carve me off another slice of that Prime Rib.

Say, is that a plate of ribs I see over there?

Yummy.

Steak tartare as the starter

bertwert · 06-17-2018, 08:04 AM - **1 Like**

As for vegans, I just don't understand. Our goats love us and don't mind being milked, they get food, there's no cruelty there. And when it's time for the freezer, they are dead before they hear the shot.

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06-17-2018, 06:09 AM	#47866
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Aslyfox " by George, I think [ he ]'s got it " Bacon It's called bacon camo...bet you and the rest had to stare long and hard to see the real message between the slices.

06-17-2018, 06:34 AM - 1 Like	#47867
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by CharLac It's called bacon camo...bet you and the rest had to stare long and hard to see the real message between the slices. You'd lose that bet Bro. It's so sad when we lose one to livE hociR.

06-17-2018, 06:37 AM - 1 Like	#47868
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Happy Dad's Day to all the dads here!

06-17-2018, 06:42 AM - 1 Like	#47869
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl Happy Dad's Day to all the dads here! YES! Happy Dad's Day....I hope you all have a fine breakfast....with bacon of course

06-17-2018, 06:59 AM - 1 Like	#47870
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by tim60 How inconsistent of the vegetarians to want to give themselves the illusion they are eating meat. I think they eat more meat than they realize. I thought about this the other day when I was cutting up a head of Romaine for a salad and spotted a tiny green worm on the stalk, Mrs Bob found one too. How many worms are missed and eaten by Vegans? Think how hurtful this would be to all the people with pet worms if they knew.

06-17-2018, 07:03 AM - 2 Likes	#47871
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by CharLac I hope you all have a fine breakfast....with bacon of course Nice to see you try to make amends for your sins. You have much more work to do though.

06-17-2018, 07:33 AM - 1 Like	#47872
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,756	Originally posted by MarkJerling I like chicken, pork and other vegetables. When feeding it to vegetarians the terminology is "processed grass", or to be really sophisticated "biologically processed grass".

06-17-2018, 07:48 AM - 3 Likes	#47873
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Charlie, you disappoint me. And you were looking like you would be a promising member of the club. I don't know what to say.

06-17-2018, 07:48 AM - 2 Likes	#47874
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	I'm a vegetarian that eats meat.

06-17-2018, 07:55 AM - 1 Like	#47875
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by LensBeginner I've seen meat disguised as fish. Quite tasty as well. Google "tonno del Chianti" Fish is one of my favorite vegetables.

06-17-2018, 07:56 AM - 1 Like	#47876
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by tim60 When feeding it to vegetarians the terminology is "processed grass", or to be really sophisticated "biologically processed grass". Manure?

06-17-2018, 08:00 AM	#47877
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	The problem with vegetarians is that a lot use meat replacements (ie Tofu, veggie burgers, etc...) instead of cooking a vegetarian meal, so at heart they want to be an omnivore as the human is meant to be.

06-17-2018, 08:01 AM - 1 Like	#47878
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Aslyfox some how this doesn't quite fit the bill 9 Vegan Bacon Brands to Sizzle, Sprinkle, and Fry \| PETA PETA I'm a longtime member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals There, I've said it. Now pass me another drumstick. And carve me off another slice of that Prime Rib. Say, is that a plate of ribs I see over there? Yummy.

06-17-2018, 08:03 AM	#47879
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	Originally posted by Racer X 69 PETA I'm a longtime member of PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals There, I've said it. Now pass me another drumstick. And carve me off another slice of that Prime Rib. Say, is that a plate of ribs I see over there? Yummy. Steak tartare as the starter

06-17-2018, 08:04 AM - 1 Like	#47880
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	As for vegans, I just don't understand. Our goats love us and don't mind being milked, they get food, there's no cruelty there. And when it's time for the freezer, they are dead before they hear the shot.