why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

LensBeginner · 06-19-2018, 01:39 PM - **2 Likes**

I can show you mine, in the meantime...

Birra by Paolo Del Lungo, su Flickr

(It's a macro shot of a glass, it's not a bucket!)

Racer X 69 · 06-19-2018, 01:41 PM

Originally posted by tim60

But Marion sounds rather effeminate, or is that feminine.

I never thought so. Known several men with that name over the years.

Every one was a manly man.

Racer X 69 · 06-19-2018, 01:43 PM

Originally posted by tim60

There is a Dutch woman who works where I do who is about that tall. She would never be confused with a bloke.

A 6’4” woman?

Amazon!

Racer X 69 · 06-19-2018, 01:45 PM

Originally posted by Aslyfox

RHP or LHP ???

inquiring minds want to know

Back on the day I had one in each hand.

Seriously.

LensBeginner · 06-19-2018, 01:46 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

A 6’4” woman?

Amazon!

I don't think you can buy women there...

MarkJerling · 06-19-2018, 02:02 PM - **5 Likes**

~~Go to sleep and wake up and the amount of verbal diarrhea in this tread is truly astounding. I had to wade through pages of....~~

Bacon has hardly been mentioned at all?

robtcorl · 06-19-2018, 02:25 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

~~Go to sleep and wake up and the amount of verbal diarrhea in this tread is truly astounding. I had to wade through pages of....~~

It unlined when I quoted you Mark.
Earlier today I said something about worthless posts and quickly got chastised, should have used the line-through feature.

Last edited by MarkJerling; 06-19-2018 at 03:38 PM.

bertwert · 06-19-2018, 03:18 PM - **3 Likes**

I know a funny video about golf, I won't share it here as it contains many non family friendly words.
You can find it on youtube with this hint, you've been warned of the language:
Robin Williams

MarkJerling · 06-19-2018, 03:39 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

It unlined when I quoted you Mark.
Earlier today I said something about worthless posts and quickly got chastised, should have used the line-through feature.

There! Fixed it for you.

SSGGeezer · 06-19-2018, 03:45 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

So you are a Marine?

Yes, since once a Marine, always a Marine, but after a 7+ year break in service I did another 17 in the Army. So I still have mixed feelings about the Corps due to the time frame I served in. Let's just say i served under every U.S. President from Carter to G.W. Bush.

bertwert · 06-19-2018, 03:46 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

There! Fixed it for you.

There goes Mark using his special мοδεяατοя powers for a practical use.

Racer X 69 · 06-19-2018, 03:46 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by LensBeginner

I don't think you can buy women there...

Amazon women cannot be bought.

But if one takes a liking to you, there will be no denying her.

She will take you.

And you might need some bacon to keep her happy.

Racer X 69 · 06-19-2018, 03:51 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

~~Go to sleep and wake up and the amount of verbal diarrhea in this tread is truly astounding. I had to wade through pages of....~~

Hey.

I resemble that remark, Mark.

{Didn't unline for me, Bob.}

Racer X 69 · 06-19-2018, 03:53 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

I know a funny video about golf, I won't share it here as it contains many non family friendly words.
You can find it on youtube with this hint, you've been warned of the language:
Robin Williams

I've seen it.

Quite entertaining he was.

Even when he got a bit off colour.

robtcorl · 06-19-2018, 04:04 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

There! Fixed it for you.

You da man!

Originally posted by Racer X 69

{Didn't unline for me, Bob.}

Guess it's because I usually highlight what I want to quote.
Lesson learnt.

06-19-2018, 03:46 PM - 4 Likes	#48477
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by LensBeginner I don't think you can buy women there... Amazon women cannot be bought. But if one takes a liking to you, there will be no denying her. She will take you. And you might need some bacon to keep her happy. Last edited by Racer X 69; 06-19-2018 at 03:52 PM.

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06-19-2018, 01:39 PM - 2 Likes	#48466
LensBeginner Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Photos: Albums Posts: 4,696	I can show you mine, in the meantime... Birra by Paolo Del Lungo, su Flickr (It's a macro shot of a glass, it's not a bucket!)

06-19-2018, 01:41 PM	#48467
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by tim60 But Marion sounds rather effeminate, or is that feminine. I never thought so. Known several men with that name over the years. Every one was a manly man.

06-19-2018, 01:43 PM	#48468
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by tim60 There is a Dutch woman who works where I do who is about that tall. She would never be confused with a bloke. A 6’4” woman? Amazon!

06-19-2018, 01:45 PM	#48469
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by Aslyfox RHP or LHP ??? inquiring minds want to know Back on the day I had one in each hand. Seriously.

06-19-2018, 01:46 PM - 4 Likes	#48470
LensBeginner Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Photos: Albums Posts: 4,696	Originally posted by Racer X 69 A 6’4” woman? Amazon! I don't think you can buy women there...

06-19-2018, 02:02 PM - 5 Likes	#48471
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	~~Go to sleep and wake up and the amount of verbal diarrhea in this tread is truly astounding. I had to wade through pages of....~~ Bacon has hardly been mentioned at all?

06-19-2018, 02:25 PM - 2 Likes	#48472
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by MarkJerling ~~Go to sleep and wake up and the amount of verbal diarrhea in this tread is truly astounding. I had to wade through pages of....~~ It unlined when I quoted you Mark. Earlier today I said something about worthless posts and quickly got chastised, should have used the line-through feature. Last edited by MarkJerling; 06-19-2018 at 03:38 PM.

06-19-2018, 03:18 PM - 3 Likes	#48473
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	I know a funny video about golf, I won't share it here as it contains many non family friendly words. You can find it on youtube with this hint, you've been warned of the language: Robin Williams

06-19-2018, 03:39 PM - 1 Like	#48474
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by robtcorl It unlined when I quoted you Mark. Earlier today I said something about worthless posts and quickly got chastised, should have used the line-through feature. There! Fixed it for you.

06-19-2018, 03:45 PM - 4 Likes	#48475
SSGGeezer Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Indiana, U.S. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,845	Originally posted by Racer X 69 So you are a Marine? Yes, since once a Marine, always a Marine, but after a 7+ year break in service I did another 17 in the Army. So I still have mixed feelings about the Corps due to the time frame I served in. Let's just say i served under every U.S. President from Carter to G.W. Bush.

06-19-2018, 03:46 PM - 1 Like	#48476
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by MarkJerling There! Fixed it for you. There goes Mark using his special мοδεяατοя powers for a practical use.

06-19-2018, 03:51 PM	#48478
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by MarkJerling ~~Go to sleep and wake up and the amount of verbal diarrhea in this tread is truly astounding. I had to wade through pages of....~~ Hey. I resemble that remark, Mark. {Didn't unline for me, Bob.}

06-19-2018, 03:53 PM	#48479
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by bertwert I know a funny video about golf, I won't share it here as it contains many non family friendly words. You can find it on youtube with this hint, you've been warned of the language: Robin Williams I've seen it. Quite entertaining he was. Even when he got a bit off colour.

06-19-2018, 04:04 PM	#48480
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by MarkJerling There! Fixed it for you. You da man! Originally posted by Racer X 69 {Didn't unline for me, Bob.} Guess it's because I usually highlight what I want to quote. Lesson learnt.