why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**savoche** · 06-25-2018, 03:51 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by gaweidert

No this one Destroys Seoul and likes to drink oil and gasoline

Much like Bender, then. OK, he's maybe more of a soul destroyer than a Seoul destroyer - but he does drink oil.

**savoche** · 06-25-2018, 03:54 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

do you want to rely on my words and opinion

or a " knowledgeable " source

BTW " … " indicates where I omitted words from the quote

In other words, it could have been longer

These days one's opinion is as good as another's facts, so why bother, eh?

**savoche** · 06-25-2018, 03:55 AM - **1 Like**

Straight from the ~~whore's~~ ~~hoarse~~ horse's mouth, eh.

**aslyfox** · 06-25-2018, 04:00 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Straight from the ~~whore's~~ ~~hoarse~~ horse's mouth, eh.

pulled out of something or somwhere

**gaweidert** · 06-25-2018, 04:06 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Why would one do that?

Nope, I would definitely want to keep it chambered in the original .303

It was a popular mod for rifles with worn out or badly corroded barrels.

Racer X 69 · 06-25-2018, 04:13 AM

I think I managed to finally wash the scent of jet fuel this morning. Now I’m off to the Big Shed to do my part building jet airplanes.

Ironic how the part I build becomes the fuel tanks.

Today, when I come home I will smell like Microcut and MPK.

And have aluminum chips in my hair and on my clothing.

Yay.

**gaweidert** · 06-25-2018, 04:22 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I think I managed to finally wash the scent of jet fuel this morning. Now I’m off to the Big Shed to do my part building jet airplanes.

Ironic how the part I build becomes the fuel tanks.

Today, when I come home I will smell like Microcut and MPK.

And have aluminum chips in my hair and on my clothing.

Yay.

That aluminum is worth up to $0.70 a pound. Might be worth it to mine your septic tank every once in awhile. I figure you have one as you live in the sticks.

**savoche** · 06-25-2018, 04:34 AM

Originally posted by Aslyfox

pulled out of something or somwhere

Exactly - and it's just as good as facts. Ain't it grand?

**aslyfox** · 06-25-2018, 04:38 AM

I still hold out hope that facts do matter

[ but I don't want to go down that road too far in light of things happening outside of the forum ]

tim60 · 06-25-2018, 04:51 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Somehow I doubt that. I'd suspect it would taste more like, I dunno, snake?

But what if it ate chicken?

**savoche** · 06-25-2018, 04:52 AM - **3 Likes**

Probably time to change my sig:

--
The self-effaciingly humble savoche, MoH

All my opinions are pulled out of something or somewhere and are as good as your facts.

**aslyfox** · 06-25-2018, 04:58 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Probably time to change my sig:

--

The self-effaciingly humble savoche, MoH
All my opinions are pulled out of something or somewhere and are as good as your facts.

Might I suggest you add " humble " between " my " and " opinions" in the last line ?

All my humble opinions are pulled out of something or somewhere and are as good as your facts

**savoche** · 06-25-2018, 04:59 AM

Originally posted by tim60

But what if it ate chicken?

Well, that would explain the bland taste

And really, wouldn't it have to eat grain to taste like chicken?

tim60 · 06-25-2018, 05:00 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Aslyfox

Might I suggest you add " humble " between " my " and " opinions" in the last line ?

Savoche is too, how to put it?, to make a change at your suggestion of a better way.

**aslyfox** · 06-25-2018, 05:03 AM

Originally posted by tim60

Savoche is too, how to put it?, to make a change at your suggestion of a better way.

of course

you are correct

my bad

perhaps we could change his mind if we got a petition going ?

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06-25-2018, 03:51 AM - 1 Like	#49096
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by gaweidert No this one Destroys Seoul and likes to drink oil and gasoline Much like Bender, then. OK, he's maybe more of a soul destroyer than a Seoul destroyer - but he does drink oil.

06-25-2018, 03:54 AM - 2 Likes	#49097
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Aslyfox do you want to rely on my words and opinion or a " knowledgeable " source BTW " … " indicates where I omitted words from the quote In other words, it could have been longer These days one's opinion is as good as another's facts, so why bother, eh?

06-25-2018, 03:55 AM - 1 Like	#49098
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Straight from the ~~whore's~~ ~~hoarse~~ horse's mouth, eh.

06-25-2018, 04:00 AM - 1 Like	#49099
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by savoche Straight from the ~~whore's~~ ~~hoarse~~ horse's mouth, eh. pulled out of something or somwhere

06-25-2018, 04:06 AM - 2 Likes	#49100
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by bertwert Why would one do that? Nope, I would definitely want to keep it chambered in the original .303 It was a popular mod for rifles with worn out or badly corroded barrels.

06-25-2018, 04:13 AM	#49101
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	I think I managed to finally wash the scent of jet fuel this morning. Now I’m off to the Big Shed to do my part building jet airplanes. Ironic how the part I build becomes the fuel tanks. Today, when I come home I will smell like Microcut and MPK. And have aluminum chips in my hair and on my clothing. Yay.

06-25-2018, 04:22 AM - 1 Like	#49102
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I think I managed to finally wash the scent of jet fuel this morning. Now I’m off to the Big Shed to do my part building jet airplanes. Ironic how the part I build becomes the fuel tanks. Today, when I come home I will smell like Microcut and MPK. And have aluminum chips in my hair and on my clothing. Yay. That aluminum is worth up to $0.70 a pound. Might be worth it to mine your septic tank every once in awhile. I figure you have one as you live in the sticks.

06-25-2018, 04:34 AM	#49103
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Aslyfox pulled out of something or somwhere Exactly - and it's just as good as facts. Ain't it grand?

06-25-2018, 04:38 AM	#49104
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	I still hold out hope that facts do matter [ but I don't want to go down that road too far in light of things happening outside of the forum ]

06-25-2018, 04:51 AM - 1 Like	#49105
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Originally posted by savoche Somehow I doubt that. I'd suspect it would taste more like, I dunno, snake? But what if it ate chicken?

06-25-2018, 04:52 AM - 3 Likes	#49106
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Probably time to change my sig: -- The self-effaciingly humble savoche, MoH All my opinions are pulled out of something or somewhere and are as good as your facts.

06-25-2018, 04:58 AM	#49107
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by savoche Probably time to change my sig: -- The self-effaciingly humble savoche, MoH All my opinions are pulled out of something or somewhere and are as good as your facts. Might I suggest you add " humble " between " my " and " opinions" in the last line ? All my humble opinions are pulled out of something or somewhere and are as good as your facts

06-25-2018, 04:59 AM	#49108
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by tim60 But what if it ate chicken? Well, that would explain the bland taste And really, wouldn't it have to eat grain to taste like chicken?

06-25-2018, 05:00 AM - 1 Like	#49109
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,738	Originally posted by Aslyfox Might I suggest you add " humble " between " my " and " opinions" in the last line ? Savoche is too, how to put it?, to make a change at your suggestion of a better way.

06-25-2018, 05:03 AM	#49110
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by tim60 Savoche is too, how to put it?, to make a change at your suggestion of a better way. of course you are correct my bad perhaps we could change his mind if we got a petition going ?

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