why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 07-12-2018, 02:24 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

One of my grandpas traveled all over the west after grandma passed, late 1940's into the 1950's
He said Oregon was the prettiest state he had ever been in.

Washington and British Columbia are dead even with Oregon when it comes to natural beauty.

Washington also has the rain forest on the Olympic Peninsula, a must see too.

Racer X 69 · 07-12-2018, 02:36 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I went to the dentist for the first time last month since 2013. Unfortunately, in 2013, my regular dentist died and I could not muster up the courage to go to a new dentist.

Anyway, my new dentist is a fellow road cyclist and very good at both cycling and dentistry. And happy to report that the 5 years of not going to the dentist did not result in any expensive repairs being needed.

I had the same dentist from when I was 14 until he retired about 10 years ago. He sold his practice to a nice young woman who is almost as good at dentistry as he was.

Racer X 69 · 07-12-2018, 02:38 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

Sunday, 11 EDT

Is that am or pm Charlie?

Racer X 69 · 07-12-2018, 02:42 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Yes, one of my overused words too. Here, a variation of "cool" is "cool bananas".

Cool beans, man.

Racer X 69 · 07-12-2018, 02:43 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Carryout night for the Bob party of 2.
Papa Murphy's take and bake cheese, BACON, chicken, artichoke, and spinach pizza.
good eats

Did you grill it?

Racer X 69 · 07-12-2018, 02:45 AM

All caught up again.

Well, at least for a minute or two.

**aslyfox** · 07-12-2018, 04:31 AM - **1 Like**

FYI

Bacon

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**CharLac** · 07-12-2018, 04:39 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I still have “cool” in my vocabulary.

Cool... me too I guess ;-)

**gaweidert** · 07-12-2018, 04:41 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

And women know pain that no man can even imagine.

Childbirth.

Kidney stones, impacted wisdom teeth, ear infections where your eardrums burst and injuries to certain naught parts come pretty close. Only no reward afterwards. At least after my eardrums burst and all the blood and puss drained out the pain was gone.

I had an aunt tell me that she had gas pains that were worse than any labor pain she ever felt. Did she inadvertently let out a sisterhood secret to me?

**aslyfox** · 07-12-2018, 04:42 AM - **1 Like**

speaking of " cool "

**CharLac** · 07-12-2018, 04:43 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I have to go back in 3 weeks to get a small bit of decay corrected on the side of a molar, and repair a front tooth that a piece chipped off of.

Stop opening beer bottle with your teeth!

**aslyfox** · 07-12-2018, 04:47 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Stop opening beer bottle with your teeth!

thinking about beer

a social group I belong to had to stop playing soft ball

they put a keg at 2nd base and no one would advance farther, even if they had hit a home run

and the short stop and 2nd baseman would not play their normal positions, both were within a foot or two of the keg

**CharLac** · 07-12-2018, 04:49 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Been a while since I've seen that, thanks for posting it.

Steve Martin always makes me laugh.

Yes, funny man. I remember in "The Jerk", the letter he sent home to his black family. " I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as
I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a ____ job"

**CharLac** · 07-12-2018, 04:51 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

The original 62 year old finish. Coffee stains, cracks, chips, gold crowns (8), porcelain crowns (3), the works.

That's quite a mouthful.... ;-)

**CharLac** · 07-12-2018, 04:54 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Just because I'm a racer, doesn't mean I do everything fast. This thread? I want to ~~savor~~ savour every word.

Mrs. Racer? Again, I want to ~~savor~~ savour every delicious moment. Never, ever, does one rush these things.

I fixed that up for you fellow Canadian.....

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07-12-2018, 02:24 AM - 1 Like	#51526
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl One of my grandpas traveled all over the west after grandma passed, late 1940's into the 1950's He said Oregon was the prettiest state he had ever been in. Washington and British Columbia are dead even with Oregon when it comes to natural beauty. Washington also has the rain forest on the Olympic Peninsula, a must see too.

07-12-2018, 02:36 AM - 1 Like	#51527
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling I went to the dentist for the first time last month since 2013. Unfortunately, in 2013, my regular dentist died and I could not muster up the courage to go to a new dentist. Anyway, my new dentist is a fellow road cyclist and very good at both cycling and dentistry. And happy to report that the 5 years of not going to the dentist did not result in any expensive repairs being needed. I had the same dentist from when I was 14 until he retired about 10 years ago. He sold his practice to a nice young woman who is almost as good at dentistry as he was.

07-12-2018, 02:38 AM - 1 Like	#51528
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by CharLac Sunday, 11 EDT Is that am or pm Charlie?

07-12-2018, 02:42 AM - 1 Like	#51529
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling Yes, one of my overused words too. Here, a variation of "cool" is "cool bananas". Cool beans, man.

07-12-2018, 02:43 AM	#51530
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Carryout night for the Bob party of 2. Papa Murphy's take and bake cheese, BACON, chicken, artichoke, and spinach pizza. good eats Did you grill it?

07-12-2018, 02:45 AM	#51531
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	All caught up again. Well, at least for a minute or two.

07-12-2018, 04:31 AM - 1 Like	#51532
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	FYI Bacon [ K3，KP，K1 firmware update - Page 2 - PentaxForums.com ] Bacon

07-12-2018, 04:39 AM - 1 Like	#51533
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I still have “cool” in my vocabulary. Cool... me too I guess ;-)

07-12-2018, 04:41 AM - 2 Likes	#51534
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,327	Originally posted by Racer X 69 And women know pain that no man can even imagine. Childbirth. Kidney stones, impacted wisdom teeth, ear infections where your eardrums burst and injuries to certain naught parts come pretty close. Only no reward afterwards. At least after my eardrums burst and all the blood and puss drained out the pain was gone. I had an aunt tell me that she had gas pains that were worse than any labor pain she ever felt. Did she inadvertently let out a sisterhood secret to me?

07-12-2018, 04:43 AM - 2 Likes	#51536
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I have to go back in 3 weeks to get a small bit of decay corrected on the side of a molar, and repair a front tooth that a piece chipped off of. Stop opening beer bottle with your teeth!

07-12-2018, 04:47 AM - 2 Likes	#51537
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	Originally posted by CharLac Stop opening beer bottle with your teeth! thinking about beer a social group I belong to had to stop playing soft ball they put a keg at 2nd base and no one would advance farther, even if they had hit a home run and the short stop and 2nd baseman would not play their normal positions, both were within a foot or two of the keg

07-12-2018, 04:49 AM - 2 Likes	#51538
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Been a while since I've seen that, thanks for posting it. Steve Martin always makes me laugh. Yes, funny man. I remember in "The Jerk", the letter he sent home to his black family. " I think next week I'll be able to send some more money as I may have extra work. My friend Patty promised me a ____ job"

07-12-2018, 04:51 AM - 2 Likes	#51539
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 The original 62 year old finish. Coffee stains, cracks, chips, gold crowns (8), porcelain crowns (3), the works. That's quite a mouthful.... ;-)

07-12-2018, 04:54 AM - 3 Likes	#51540
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Just because I'm a racer, doesn't mean I do everything fast. This thread? I want to ~~savor~~ savour every word. Mrs. Racer? Again, I want to ~~savor~~ savour every delicious moment. Never, ever, does one rush these things. I fixed that up for you fellow Canadian.....