why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 08-14-2018, 04:12 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by aslyfox

I wonder if this meets your approval and the approval of others, [ warning, it isn't one of those named categories ]

"The 840-horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Demon is terrifying, no matter the circumstances. It was made to be a drag-strip nightmare, and it is—as far as cars straight from the factory are concerned. The Toyota Prius is also terrifying, when stuck behind it in traffic while in a hurry.

But this is no regular Prius.

Not only is this Prius stuffed with an 800-HP supercharged Dodge SRT Hellcat engine, but it left a Demon so far in the dust on the drag strip over the weekend at Dodge’s Roadkill Nights in Michigan, the Demon’s driver probably needed glasses to keep the little poser in sight. . . . "

Watch a Hellcat-Stuffed Toyota Prius Smoke a Dodge Challenger SRT Demon on the Drag Strip

not my personal cup of tea but I won't object [ as if I had a choice as to what others choose to post ]

Much better.

But a Hellcat engine in a Prius?

What a waste of a good engine.

They should have stuffed it into an MX5.

tim60 · 08-14-2018, 04:17 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by aslyfox

I see from the Sports pages that Bob must be happy

and fans of the team formerly known as the Expos are p.o. about their bull pen

two blown saves in a roll, both by walk off home runs

despite what might be the wishes of the fans of the leading teams

" it ain't over till it's over "

and there are plenty of games left to play

Do you mean "it ain't over till the fat lady sings"?

tim60 · 08-14-2018, 04:22 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

After work on Friday.

I don’t take alcohol on work evenings, and at 2 am my day is just beginning so again, no alcohol.

Is that supplied in the fridges at the big shed?

Should be, like some Swedish companies in Australia supply a different brand for their staff to consume.

**savoche** · 08-14-2018, 04:24 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

After work on Friday.

I don’t take alcohol on work evenings, and at 2 am my day is just beginning so again, no alcohol.

Same with me. Well, except for the 2 am talk. The only way I'm willing to meet 2 am awake is by catching it from behind.

But no matter, I don't drink alcohol on a weekday.

Unless I do, of course, but those are just the occasional exception from the don't

**savoche** · 08-14-2018, 04:26 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Much better.

But a Hellcat engine in a Prius?

What a waste of a good engine.

They should have stuffed it into an MX5.

That would be... interesting.

LensBeginner · 08-14-2018, 04:39 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by aslyfox

I wonder if this meets your approval and the approval of others, [ warning, it isn't one of those named categories ]

"The 840-horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Demon is terrifying, no matter the circumstances. It was made to be a drag-strip nightmare, and it is—as far as cars straight from the factory are concerned. The Toyota Prius is also terrifying, when stuck behind it in traffic while in a hurry.

But this is no regular Prius.

Not only is this Prius stuffed with an 800-HP supercharged Dodge SRT Hellcat engine, but it left a Demon so far in the dust on the drag strip over the weekend at Dodge’s Roadkill Nights in Michigan, the Demon’s driver probably needed glasses to keep the little poser in sight. . . . "

Watch a Hellcat-Stuffed Toyota Prius Smoke a Dodge Challenger SRT Demon on the Drag Strip

not my personal cup of tea but I won't object [ as if I had a choice as to what others choose to post ]

The torque on that thing!

Must have been difficult keeping that one straight, judging by the jerking...

LensBeginner · 08-14-2018, 04:53 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Not sure what the fourth one is.

I guess the one that ends with your middle letter...

**aslyfox** · 08-14-2018, 05:22 AM

Originally posted by tim60

Do you mean "it ain't over till the fat lady sings"?

nope that is opera, not my cup of tea

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_ain%27t_over_till_the_fat_lady_sings

no one attributes it to Berra

[ as far as I know Yogi Berra did not have a little friend named Boo Boo ]

a sample

You Tube

**savoche** · 08-14-2018, 05:45 AM

Originally posted by aslyfox

nope that is opera, not my cup of tea

Reminds me, too long since we last went. Opera is definitely my cup of tea.

Racer X 69 · 08-14-2018, 06:25 AM

Originally posted by tim60

Is that supplied in the fridges at the big shed?

No.

But back in the day alcohol consumption around the holidays was common, not just at the Big Shed, but at most businesses.

robtcorl · 08-14-2018, 06:27 AM - **2 Likes**

Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers)
I know we have at least two on this thread.
NO newspapers here this morning.

Her stress level is off the chart.
Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case.

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robtcorl · 08-14-2018, 06:32 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by LensBeginner

Originally posted by Racer X 69*
Not sure what the fourth one is.
I guess the one that ends with your middle letter...

I didn't know Racer played the sax.

robtcorl · 08-14-2018, 06:36 AM - **1 Like**

If the idea of an animal filing a lawsuit sounds silly, think again.
A horse named Justice sues former owner for more than $100,000 for neglect - ABC News

dbs · 08-14-2018, 07:19 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Let there be mud

Ford Raptor Mud Donuts - YouTube

Hi CharLac

Now we're talk'in

It ain't thick mud though

Dave

dbs · 08-14-2018, 07:24 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Not sure what the fourth one is.

Hi Racer

This side of the even smaller pond

Shampoo.........is no 4

Dave

08-14-2018, 06:27 AM - 2 Likes	#54416
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers) I know we have at least two on this thread. NO newspapers here this morning. Her stress level is off the chart. Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case. [IMG][/IMG]

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08-14-2018, 04:12 AM - 1 Like	#54406
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by aslyfox I wonder if this meets your approval and the approval of others, [ warning, it isn't one of those named categories ] "The 840-horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Demon is terrifying, no matter the circumstances. It was made to be a drag-strip nightmare, and it is—as far as cars straight from the factory are concerned. The Toyota Prius is also terrifying, when stuck behind it in traffic while in a hurry. But this is no regular Prius. Not only is this Prius stuffed with an 800-HP supercharged Dodge SRT Hellcat engine, but it left a Demon so far in the dust on the drag strip over the weekend at Dodge’s Roadkill Nights in Michigan, the Demon’s driver probably needed glasses to keep the little poser in sight. . . . " Watch a Hellcat-Stuffed Toyota Prius Smoke a Dodge Challenger SRT Demon on the Drag Strip not my personal cup of tea but I won't object [ as if I had a choice as to what others choose to post ] Much better. But a Hellcat engine in a Prius? What a waste of a good engine. They should have stuffed it into an MX5.

08-14-2018, 04:17 AM - 1 Like	#54407
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by aslyfox I see from the Sports pages that Bob must be happy and fans of the team formerly known as the Expos are p.o. about their bull pen two blown saves in a roll, both by walk off home runs despite what might be the wishes of the fans of the leading teams " it ain't over till it's over " and there are plenty of games left to play Do you mean "it ain't over till the fat lady sings"?

08-14-2018, 04:22 AM - 1 Like	#54408
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,745	Originally posted by Racer X 69 After work on Friday. I don’t take alcohol on work evenings, and at 2 am my day is just beginning so again, no alcohol. Is that supplied in the fridges at the big shed? Should be, like some Swedish companies in Australia supply a different brand for their staff to consume.

08-14-2018, 04:24 AM - 1 Like	#54409
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 After work on Friday. I don’t take alcohol on work evenings, and at 2 am my day is just beginning so again, no alcohol. Same with me. Well, except for the 2 am talk. The only way I'm willing to meet 2 am awake is by catching it from behind. But no matter, I don't drink alcohol on a weekday. Unless I do, of course, but those are just the occasional exception from the don't

08-14-2018, 04:26 AM - 1 Like	#54410
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Much better. But a Hellcat engine in a Prius? What a waste of a good engine. They should have stuffed it into an MX5. That would be... interesting.

08-14-2018, 04:39 AM - 1 Like	#54411
LensBeginner Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Photos: Albums Posts: 4,696	Originally posted by aslyfox I wonder if this meets your approval and the approval of others, [ warning, it isn't one of those named categories ] "The 840-horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Demon is terrifying, no matter the circumstances. It was made to be a drag-strip nightmare, and it is—as far as cars straight from the factory are concerned. The Toyota Prius is also terrifying, when stuck behind it in traffic while in a hurry. But this is no regular Prius. Not only is this Prius stuffed with an 800-HP supercharged Dodge SRT Hellcat engine, but it left a Demon so far in the dust on the drag strip over the weekend at Dodge’s Roadkill Nights in Michigan, the Demon’s driver probably needed glasses to keep the little poser in sight. . . . " Watch a Hellcat-Stuffed Toyota Prius Smoke a Dodge Challenger SRT Demon on the Drag Strip not my personal cup of tea but I won't object [ as if I had a choice as to what others choose to post ] The torque on that thing! Must have been difficult keeping that one straight, judging by the jerking...

08-14-2018, 04:53 AM - 2 Likes	#54412
LensBeginner Veteran Member Join Date: Sep 2014 Photos: Albums Posts: 4,696	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Not sure what the fourth one is. I guess the one that ends with your middle letter...

08-14-2018, 05:45 AM	#54414
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by aslyfox nope that is opera, not my cup of tea Reminds me, too long since we last went. Opera is definitely my cup of tea.

08-14-2018, 06:25 AM	#54415
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by tim60 Is that supplied in the fridges at the big shed? No. But back in the day alcohol consumption around the holidays was common, not just at the Big Shed, but at most businesses.

08-14-2018, 06:32 AM - 1 Like	#54417
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by LensBeginner Originally posted by Racer X 69* Not sure what the fourth one is. I guess the one that ends with your middle letter... I didn't know Racer played the sax.

08-14-2018, 06:36 AM - 1 Like	#54418
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	If the idea of an animal filing a lawsuit sounds silly, think again. A horse named Justice sues former owner for more than $100,000 for neglect - ABC News

08-14-2018, 07:19 AM - 2 Likes	#54419
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,564	Originally posted by CharLac Let there be mud Ford Raptor Mud Donuts - YouTube Hi CharLac Now we're talk'in It ain't thick mud though Dave

08-14-2018, 07:24 AM - 1 Like	#54420
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,564	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Not sure what the fourth one is. Hi Racer This side of the even smaller pond Shampoo.........is no 4 Dave