why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

dbs · 08-14-2018, 07:30 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by aslyfox

I wonder if this meets your approval and the approval of others, [ warning, it isn't one of those named categories ]

"The 840-horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Demon is terrifying, no matter the circumstances. It was made to be a drag-strip nightmare, and it is—as far as cars straight from the factory are concerned. The Toyota Prius is also terrifying, when stuck behind it in traffic while in a hurry.

But this is no regular Prius.

Not only is this Prius stuffed with an 800-HP supercharged Dodge SRT Hellcat engine, but it left a Demon so far in the dust on the drag strip over the weekend at Dodge’s Roadkill Nights in Michigan, the Demon’s driver probably needed glasses to keep the little poser in sight. . . . "

Watch a Hellcat-Stuffed Toyota Prius Smoke a Dodge Challenger SRT Demon on the Drag Strip

not my personal cup of tea but I won't object [ as if I had a choice as to what others choose to post ]

Hi Sly

All rev'ed up and no video available...
Shute (is that what you Americans say ? )

Dave

dbs · 08-14-2018, 07:34 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers)
I know we have at least two on this thread.
NO newspapers here this morning.

Her stress level is off the chart.
Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case.

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Hi Bob

The answer is simple

Move to my part of the world and you will recieve your papers on time........because I chucked it

And Brooke will be happy

Dave

**CharLac** · 08-14-2018, 07:40 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

I could bore you some more if you think it would help...

I'm 6 hours ahead of you - and would have no problems at all falling asleep right now. The coffee doesn't seem to help much today.

Oh well, lunch time coming up in not too long. Looks to be fish gratin today. And some kind of meat soup.

Ah yes, mystery meat, always a surprising delicacy

I did get back to sleep and I do believe I have your boring posts to thank for that. ;-)

dbs · 08-14-2018, 07:40 AM

Goodnight All

Are you awake now CharLac ????

Its past midnight ....zzzzzzzzzz

Dave

**CharLac** · 08-14-2018, 07:41 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

That's all good and fun, until one of the wheels dig in.

I've seen it happen once or twice.

Yep, high-sides can be a mood killer

**CharLac** · 08-14-2018, 07:42 AM

Originally posted by dbs

Hi CharLac

Now we're talk'in

It ain't thick mud though

Dave

Agreed Dave

**aslyfox** · 08-14-2018, 08:02 AM

Originally posted by dbs

Hi Sly

All rev'ed up and no video available...
Shute (is that what you Americans say ? )

Dave

I click on the link

and the video at the top of the article starts automatically

Racer X 69 · 08-14-2018, 08:33 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers)
I know we have at least two on this thread.
NO newspapers here this morning.

Her stress level is off the chart.
Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case.

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I’m thinking that you have the foundation for a major lawsuit with a hundred huge monetary payout for pain, suffering and miscellaneous damages.

Millions I believe.

Millions.

Racer X 69 · 08-14-2018, 08:38 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by dbs

Shute (is that what you Americans say ? )

Shoot.

We say shoot.

robtcorl · 08-14-2018, 08:39 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I’m thinking that you have the foundation for a major lawsuit with a hundred huge monetary payout for pain, suffering and miscellaneous damages.

Millions I believe.

Millions.

Hope so, but I still would not waste any of it on that "livE camera" never ever!

robtcorl · 08-14-2018, 08:43 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

We say shoot.

Shoot low boys, they're riding Shetlands.

Racer X 69 · 08-14-2018, 08:45 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by dbs

Hi Racer

This side of the even smaller pond

Shampoo.........is no 4

Dave

Shampoo doesn’t end with an x though.

**savoche** · 08-14-2018, 08:49 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers)
I know we have at least two on this thread.
NO newspapers here this morning.

Her stress level is off the chart.
Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case.

[/url][/IMG]

Quite obviously totally stressed out. Call PITA - umm, or whatever they're called

**savoche** · 08-14-2018, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Shampoo doesn’t end with an x though.

Whyever would you spell it "shampox"?

(No, no need for anyone to explain - I did read the posts!)

And now my phone will be even more erratic in its spelling "corrections".

robtcorl · 08-14-2018, 09:56 AM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

shampox

Not to be confused with champipple.

Youtu.be

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08-14-2018, 07:30 AM - 1 Like	#54421
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by aslyfox I wonder if this meets your approval and the approval of others, [ warning, it isn't one of those named categories ] "The 840-horsepower Dodge Challenger SRT Demon is terrifying, no matter the circumstances. It was made to be a drag-strip nightmare, and it is—as far as cars straight from the factory are concerned. The Toyota Prius is also terrifying, when stuck behind it in traffic while in a hurry. But this is no regular Prius. Not only is this Prius stuffed with an 800-HP supercharged Dodge SRT Hellcat engine, but it left a Demon so far in the dust on the drag strip over the weekend at Dodge’s Roadkill Nights in Michigan, the Demon’s driver probably needed glasses to keep the little poser in sight. . . . " Watch a Hellcat-Stuffed Toyota Prius Smoke a Dodge Challenger SRT Demon on the Drag Strip not my personal cup of tea but I won't object [ as if I had a choice as to what others choose to post ] Hi Sly All rev'ed up and no video available... Shute (is that what you Americans say ? ) Dave

08-14-2018, 07:34 AM	#54422
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by robtcorl Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers) I know we have at least two on this thread. NO newspapers here this morning. Her stress level is off the chart. Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case. [/url][/IMG] Hi Bob The answer is simple Move to my part of the world and you will recieve your papers on time........because I chucked it And Brooke will be happy Dave

08-14-2018, 07:40 AM - 1 Like	#54423
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by savoche I could bore you some more if you think it would help... I'm 6 hours ahead of you - and would have no problems at all falling asleep right now. The coffee doesn't seem to help much today. Oh well, lunch time coming up in not too long. Looks to be fish gratin today. And some kind of meat soup. Ah yes, mystery meat, always a surprising delicacy I did get back to sleep and I do believe I have your boring posts to thank for that. ;-)

08-14-2018, 07:40 AM	#54424
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Goodnight All Are you awake now CharLac ???? Its past midnight ....zzzzzzzzzz Dave

08-14-2018, 07:41 AM - 1 Like	#54425
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by MarkJerling That's all good and fun, until one of the wheels dig in. I've seen it happen once or twice. Yep, high-sides can be a mood killer

08-14-2018, 07:42 AM	#54426
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by dbs Hi CharLac Now we're talk'in It ain't thick mud though Dave Agreed Dave

08-14-2018, 08:02 AM	#54427
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,583	Originally posted by dbs Hi Sly All rev'ed up and no video available... Shute (is that what you Americans say ? ) Dave I click on the link and the video at the top of the article starts automatically

08-14-2018, 08:33 AM - 3 Likes	#54428
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers) I know we have at least two on this thread. NO newspapers here this morning. Her stress level is off the chart. Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case. [/url][/IMG] I’m thinking that you have the foundation for a major lawsuit with a hundred huge monetary payout for pain, suffering and miscellaneous damages. Millions I believe. Millions.

08-14-2018, 08:38 AM - 1 Like	#54429
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by dbs Shute (is that what you Americans say ? ) Shoot. We say shoot.

08-14-2018, 08:39 AM - 1 Like	#54430
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I’m thinking that you have the foundation for a major lawsuit with a hundred huge monetary payout for pain, suffering and miscellaneous damages. Millions I believe. Millions. Hope so, but I still would not waste any of it on that "livE camera" never ever!

08-14-2018, 08:43 AM - 2 Likes	#54431
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 We say shoot. Shoot low boys, they're riding Shetlands.

08-14-2018, 08:45 AM - 1 Like	#54432
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by dbs Hi Racer This side of the even smaller pond Shampoo.........is no 4 Dave Shampoo doesn’t end with an x though.

08-14-2018, 08:49 AM - 1 Like	#54433
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Looks like Brooke is going to need an attorney at law (when you need one they're no longer called lawyers) I know we have at least two on this thread. NO newspapers here this morning. Her stress level is off the chart. Feel free to use this sweet look photo to plead her case. [/url][/IMG] Quite obviously totally stressed out. Call PITA - umm, or whatever they're called

08-14-2018, 08:56 AM	#54434
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Shampoo doesn’t end with an x though. Whyever would you spell it "shampox"? (No, no need for anyone to explain - I did read the posts!) And now my phone will be even more erratic in its spelling "corrections".