why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 04:57 AM - **1 Like**

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Originally posted by tim60

So you prefer the other referent to people from UK, the one that starts with "P"?

Pragmatist?

**aslyfox** · 09-06-2018, 04:57 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

The fridge my landlord provided is a Hotpoint.. . .

Originally posted by CharLac

There's a joke to be made out of that but it not coming to me

oxymoronic language based humor perhaps

some one once remarked

how many settlers do you expect to go to Iceland

as opposed to Greenland

poor PR consultation there

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 04:58 AM

Originally posted by savoche

E.coli marinated fillets of salmonella chicken?

Good morning Savoche; great opening line for the day ;-)

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:01 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by tim60

I recall that now. Sorry for the error.

Very Canadian of you Tim

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:05 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by aslyfox

and an SUV is just a station wagon on steroids

Yeah they are....250HP and corners better than my old Celica

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:08 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Yes, more car to move all your "stuff".

George Carlin Talks About "Stuff" - YouTube

Yes-sir-ee

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:11 AM

Originally posted by aslyfox

oxymoronic language based humor perhaps

Yes, what this thread is famous for...among other things....bacon

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:14 AM

Good morning all caught up and waiting for the rest of North America to fall out of bed.

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:19 AM

Originally posted by aslyfox

braces, suspenders, garters

terms used for the same/different clothing accessories

Mens Sock Suspenders | eBay

There are garters and there are garters and there are garters

robtcorl · 09-06-2018, 05:42 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Good morning all caught up and waiting for the rest of North America to fall out of bed.

clunk

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:44 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

clunk

Good morning Bob, do you need 911?

robtcorl · 09-06-2018, 05:47 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Good morning Bob, do you need 911?

Morning Chuck!
no 911, this will do:

robtcorl · 09-06-2018, 05:48 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

no 911, this will do:

not sure I could do much with it though.

robtcorl · 09-06-2018, 05:51 AM

Cold front meets the remnants of Gordon the next few days, here's our warnings:
*** Hazardous Weather Outlook ****** Hydrologic Outlook ****** Flash Flood Watch ***

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 05:57 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

not sure I could do much with it though.

Replace "him" with "her" and "George" with "Georgia"

You Tube

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09-06-2018, 04:57 AM - 1 Like	#56866
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Staff note: This post may contain affiliate links, which means Pentax Forums may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. If you would like to support the forum directly, you may also make a donation here. Originally posted by tim60 So you prefer the other referent to people from UK, the one that starts with "P"? Pragmatist?

09-06-2018, 04:57 AM - 1 Like	#56867
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by tim60 The fridge my landlord provided is a Hotpoint.. . . Originally posted by CharLac There's a joke to be made out of that but it not coming to me oxymoronic language based humor perhaps some one once remarked how many settlers do you expect to go to Iceland as opposed to Greenland poor PR consultation there

09-06-2018, 04:58 AM	#56868
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by savoche E.coli marinated fillets of salmonella chicken? Good morning Savoche; great opening line for the day ;-)

09-06-2018, 05:01 AM - 2 Likes	#56869
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by tim60 I recall that now. Sorry for the error. Very Canadian of you Tim

09-06-2018, 05:11 AM	#56872
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by aslyfox oxymoronic language based humor perhaps Yes, what this thread is famous for...among other things....bacon

09-06-2018, 05:14 AM	#56873
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Good morning all caught up and waiting for the rest of North America to fall out of bed.

09-06-2018, 05:19 AM	#56874
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by aslyfox braces, suspenders, garters terms used for the same/different clothing accessories Mens Sock Suspenders \| eBay There are garters and there are garters and there are garters

09-06-2018, 05:42 AM - 3 Likes	#56875
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by CharLac Good morning all caught up and waiting for the rest of North America to fall out of bed. clunk

09-06-2018, 05:44 AM	#56876
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl clunk Good morning Bob, do you need 911?

09-06-2018, 05:47 AM - 2 Likes	#56877
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by CharLac Good morning Bob, do you need 911? Morning Chuck! no 911, this will do:

09-06-2018, 05:48 AM	#56878
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by robtcorl no 911, this will do: not sure I could do much with it though.

09-06-2018, 05:51 AM	#56879
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Cold front meets the remnants of Gordon the next few days, here's our warnings: * Hazardous Weather Outlook ** Hydrologic Outlook ** Flash Flood Watch *