why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**CharLac** · 09-06-2018, 10:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

That sounds pornographic.

I think we are both implying the same thing ;-)

VoiceOfReason · 09-06-2018, 10:38 AM

Ugh, job in Huntsville didn't pan out. Anyone want to look at my resume and pass it along? https://drive.google.com/open?id=1OyR6Q92tFZe6Bc5RIyRmZ21niuZk7CR1

Also, I had a bacon, ham, swiss, and chive omelet this morning with some fried potatoes and of course coffee.

bertwert · 09-06-2018, 11:50 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

My Forester has more than it's share of scratches (and now a puncture in the front bumper plastics). It is a somewhat capable machine offroad but I do miss having a low range. One day I will replace it with a Tacoma; better off road and more suitable for towing.

Our car has a lot of scratches/dents and fair amount of dents in the exhaust...

bertwert · 09-06-2018, 11:52 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by aslyfox

I've seen one or two

I also have a hard time getting my mind around a SUV made by Cadillac, Lincoln, Audi, BMW. Porche or Mercedes

The military uses Mercedes SUVs up here, the G-Wagon:

bertwert · 09-06-2018, 11:53 AM

Originally posted by VoiceOfReason

Ugh, job in Huntsville didn't pan out. Anyone want to look at my resume and pass it along? https://drive.google.com/open?id=1OyR6Q92tFZe6Bc5RIyRmZ21niuZk7CR1

Also, I had a bacon, ham, swiss, and chive omelet this morning with some fried potatoes and of course coffee.

Sorry to hear that, good luck in future searches.

robtcorl · 09-06-2018, 12:08 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

That sounds pornographic.

I still have one of those downstairs and several LPs and a few 45's for it.

SSGGeezer · 09-06-2018, 12:34 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Done, and a slice of bologna for my lunch sandwich.
It smelled pretty decent cooking on the grill, but did not improve the taste, Brooke got 2 pieces.

Pretty terrible stuff if fried bologna is better than something that claims to be bacon! The only way I could get my teenagers to eat it was to cook it in the grease left behind from the pound of real bacon I cooked in the pan first!

Racer X 69 · 09-06-2018, 12:37 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I still have one of those downstairs and several LPs and a few 45's for it.

You mean a victrola?

SSGGeezer · 09-06-2018, 12:38 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Those are blousing straps.

Nope! Most blousing straps are braided elastic that your trousers get tucked into and rolled inside at the outside top of your boots. See Utilities, Marine Corps. The image is of sock garters. Most military folks use the ones that attach at the bottom of your dress shirt to do double duty, keeping your creases in and tucking in the shirt while holding up your socks.

Racer X 69 · 09-06-2018, 12:42 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Is everyone sitting down? I tried turkey "bacon" this morning.

Somebody get a rope!

dbs · 09-06-2018, 01:51 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

It would take several of these to move all my stuff:

Hi Racer

That trailer is definately not.suited for offroad conditions.
I think it would bottom out on a speed hump

Dave

MarkJerling · 09-06-2018, 02:54 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

not sure I could do much with it though.

I'm not sure you'll fit in that outfit Bob!

MarkJerling · 09-06-2018, 02:56 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

I do wear garters with my kilt hose:

A skirt and garters. Well I never.

MarkJerling · 09-06-2018, 02:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

The military uses Mercedes SUVs up here, the G-Wagon:

I'd rather like on of those.

dbs · 09-06-2018, 02:58 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

A skirt and garters. Well I never.

And don't forget the lipstick

for the goats.............yer...right

Dave

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09-06-2018, 10:29 AM - 1 Like	#56911
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 That sounds pornographic. I think we are both implying the same thing ;-)

09-06-2018, 10:38 AM	#56912
VoiceOfReason Site Supporter Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Mishawaka IN area Photos: Albums Posts: 6,124	Ugh, job in Huntsville didn't pan out. Anyone want to look at my resume and pass it along? https://drive.google.com/open?id=1OyR6Q92tFZe6Bc5RIyRmZ21niuZk7CR1 Also, I had a bacon, ham, swiss, and chive omelet this morning with some fried potatoes and of course coffee.

09-06-2018, 11:50 AM - 1 Like	#56913
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by CharLac My Forester has more than it's share of scratches (and now a puncture in the front bumper plastics). It is a somewhat capable machine offroad but I do miss having a low range. One day I will replace it with a Tacoma; better off road and more suitable for towing. Our car has a lot of scratches/dents and fair amount of dents in the exhaust...

09-06-2018, 11:52 AM - 1 Like	#56914
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by aslyfox I've seen one or two I also have a hard time getting my mind around a SUV made by Cadillac, Lincoln, Audi, BMW. Porche or Mercedes The military uses Mercedes SUVs up here, the G-Wagon:

09-06-2018, 11:53 AM	#56915
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by VoiceOfReason Ugh, job in Huntsville didn't pan out. Anyone want to look at my resume and pass it along? https://drive.google.com/open?id=1OyR6Q92tFZe6Bc5RIyRmZ21niuZk7CR1 Also, I had a bacon, ham, swiss, and chive omelet this morning with some fried potatoes and of course coffee. Sorry to hear that, good luck in future searches.

09-06-2018, 12:08 PM - 2 Likes	#56916
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 That sounds pornographic. I still have one of those downstairs and several LPs and a few 45's for it.

09-06-2018, 12:34 PM	#56917
SSGGeezer Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Indiana, U.S. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,845	Originally posted by robtcorl Done, and a slice of bologna for my lunch sandwich. It smelled pretty decent cooking on the grill, but did not improve the taste, Brooke got 2 pieces. Pretty terrible stuff if fried bologna is better than something that claims to be bacon! The only way I could get my teenagers to eat it was to cook it in the grease left behind from the pound of real bacon I cooked in the pan first!

09-06-2018, 12:37 PM	#56918
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl I still have one of those downstairs and several LPs and a few 45's for it. You mean a victrola?

09-06-2018, 12:38 PM - 1 Like	#56919
SSGGeezer Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2017 Location: Indiana, U.S. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 4,845	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Those are blousing straps. Nope! Most blousing straps are braided elastic that your trousers get tucked into and rolled inside at the outside top of your boots. See Utilities, Marine Corps. The image is of sock garters. Most military folks use the ones that attach at the bottom of your dress shirt to do double duty, keeping your creases in and tucking in the shirt while holding up your socks.

09-06-2018, 12:42 PM - 1 Like	#56920
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by robtcorl Is everyone sitting down? I tried turkey "bacon" this morning. Somebody get a rope!

09-06-2018, 01:51 PM	#56921
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	Originally posted by Racer X 69 It would take several of these to move all my stuff: Hi Racer That trailer is definately not.suited for offroad conditions. I think it would bottom out on a speed hump Dave

09-06-2018, 02:54 PM - 2 Likes	#56922
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	Originally posted by robtcorl not sure I could do much with it though. I'm not sure you'll fit in that outfit Bob!

09-06-2018, 02:56 PM - 2 Likes	#56923
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	Originally posted by bertwert I do wear garters with my kilt hose: A skirt and garters. Well I never.

09-06-2018, 02:58 PM - 1 Like	#56924
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,403	Originally posted by bertwert The military uses Mercedes SUVs up here, the G-Wagon: I'd rather like on of those.

09-06-2018, 02:58 PM - 1 Like	#56925
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	Originally posted by MarkJerling A skirt and garters. Well I never. And don't forget the lipstick for the goats.............yer...right Dave

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