why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

MarkJerling · 11-04-2018, 05:41 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

It ain't the building of them that bothers me.

Its the nitwits that maintain and fly them, and the narrow minded souls who seek to remove them and their occupants from the skies.

Oh, and there is something about feeling like a sardine, crammed in a metal tube with a few hundred other sardines that I am not fond of.

I'd love to be wealthy enough to own my own jet, maybe one of these:

I would go lots of places then, even to your part of the world.

On my schedule.

And I would fly it myself.

I would even take you for a ride in it.

You need on of these:

Global 7500 | Bombardier Business Aircraft

Rumour has it, my cousin has one of these. I've never seen it.

bertwert · 11-04-2018, 05:55 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

You need on of these:

Global 7500 | Bombardier Business Aircraft

Rumour has it, my cousin has one of these. I've never seen it.

Canadian.

MarkJerling · 11-04-2018, 06:14 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Canadian.

:thumbsup:

No, he's South African.

bertwert · 11-04-2018, 06:19 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

No, he's South African.

The plane!

facepaw

Racer X 69 · 11-04-2018, 06:49 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

No, he's South African.

Originally posted by bertwert

The plane!

:facepaw:

^^^^Whut he said, eh?^^^^

robtcorl · 11-04-2018, 06:53 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

The plane!

Youtu.be

bertwert · 11-04-2018, 07:09 PM - **2 Likes**

Watched this last night, I thought it was quite good.

dbs · 11-04-2018, 08:19 PM - **2 Likes**

Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen

Well.....
Terra Firma is the way to go.....apparently
If a plane is put together well ,then how can a nitwit mess it up ?
Sardining is not a nice way to travel...no
A few new convertables ( well it is summer afterall ) and everyones in a tiz.
Landrovers and comfort don't mix
Dream car mmmmm.....Aston Martin DB5...with or without machine guns

Dave

**clackers** · 11-04-2018, 08:25 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Watched this last night, I thought it was quite good.

Aw, c'mon, Bertwert, it's a kid's film … for a Rowan Atkinson fix put on some old Mr Beans or Black Adders or something …

Youtu.be

tim60 · 11-04-2018, 10:01 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Morning!

Pouring rain here, I haven't seen the sun for weeks...

Go outside during the day and look upwards.

tim60 · 11-04-2018, 10:08 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Fixed that

So you think he lives in a hoos and milks coos, when they are not goats? And comes from a town with a soccer team called seltic?

tim60 · 11-04-2018, 10:14 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

Not that type of Land Rover... this type:

Completely impractical, but I would totally drive a Series 1 around.

I saw two of them last week, one after the other, on an A road, both with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

Racer X 69 · 11-05-2018, 03:13 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

I saw two of them last week, one after the other, on an A road, both with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

The wrong side?

Is that the right side or the left side?

tim60 · 11-05-2018, 05:33 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

The wrong side?

Is that the right side or the left side?

Surely you know - the left side.

robtcorl · 11-05-2018, 05:43 AM - **2 Likes**

Biscuits almost done, gotta go make my sausage milk gravy.
Bacon is getting the day off.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
why I will buy a K3	chicagojohn	Pentax K-3 & K-3 II	80	09-18-2016 08:42 AM
Suggestion Neutralize the 'why I won't buy a k-3' thread	crewl1	Site Suggestions and Help	61	10-04-2014 05:08 PM
Why I Won't Be Buying A K5IIs	Racer X 69	Pentax K-5 & K-5 II	40	02-03-2014 08:12 PM
Why I don't buy Pentax lenses	keyser	Pentax SLR Lens Discussion	44	12-20-2012 01:58 AM
I feel so old: 8 things the facebook gen won't buy	Nesster	General Talk	27	04-22-2012 11:01 AM

11-04-2018, 05:41 PM - 1 Like	#59401
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,404	Originally posted by Racer X 69 It ain't the building of them that bothers me. Its the nitwits that maintain and fly them, and the narrow minded souls who seek to remove them and their occupants from the skies. Oh, and there is something about feeling like a sardine, crammed in a metal tube with a few hundred other sardines that I am not fond of. I'd love to be wealthy enough to own my own jet, maybe one of these: I would go lots of places then, even to your part of the world. On my schedule. And I would fly it myself. I would even take you for a ride in it. You need on of these: Global 7500 \| Bombardier Business Aircraft Rumour has it, my cousin has one of these. I've never seen it.

11-04-2018, 05:55 PM - 2 Likes	#59402
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by MarkJerling You need on of these: Global 7500 \| Bombardier Business Aircraft Rumour has it, my cousin has one of these. I've never seen it. Canadian.

11-04-2018, 06:14 PM - 4 Likes	#59403
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,404	Originally posted by bertwert Canadian. :thumbsup: No, he's South African.

11-04-2018, 06:19 PM - 2 Likes	#59404
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by MarkJerling No, he's South African. The plane!

11-04-2018, 06:49 PM - 1 Like	#59405
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by MarkJerling No, he's South African. Originally posted by bertwert The plane! :facepaw: ^^^^Whut he said, eh?^^^^

11-04-2018, 07:09 PM - 2 Likes	#59407
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Watched this last night, I thought it was quite good.

11-04-2018, 08:19 PM - 2 Likes	#59408
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen Well..... Terra Firma is the way to go.....apparently If a plane is put together well ,then how can a nitwit mess it up ? Sardining is not a nice way to travel...no A few new convertables ( well it is summer afterall ) and everyones in a tiz. Landrovers and comfort don't mix Dream car mmmmm.....Aston Martin DB5...with or without machine guns Dave

11-04-2018, 10:01 PM - 2 Likes	#59410
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,740	Originally posted by bertwert Morning! Pouring rain here, I haven't seen the sun for weeks... Go outside during the day and look upwards.

11-04-2018, 10:08 PM - 2 Likes	#59411
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,740	Originally posted by BigMackCam Fixed that So you think he lives in a hoos and milks coos, when they are not goats? And comes from a town with a soccer team called seltic?

11-04-2018, 10:14 PM - 1 Like	#59412
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,740	Originally posted by bertwert Not that type of Land Rover... this type: Completely impractical, but I would totally drive a Series 1 around. I saw two of them last week, one after the other, on an A road, both with the steering wheel on the wrong side.

11-05-2018, 03:13 AM - 1 Like	#59413
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,064	Originally posted by tim60 I saw two of them last week, one after the other, on an A road, both with the steering wheel on the wrong side. The wrong side? Is that the right side or the left side?

11-05-2018, 05:33 AM - 2 Likes	#59414
tim60 Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Photos: Albums Posts: 8,740	Originally posted by Racer X 69 The wrong side? Is that the right side or the left side? Surely you know - the left side.

11-05-2018, 05:43 AM - 2 Likes	#59415
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Biscuits almost done, gotta go make my sausage milk gravy. Bacon is getting the day off.

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
	Search this Thread: Advanced Search