why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2018, 07:03 AM - **1 Like**

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Originally posted by CharLac

HOw does the world put up with us....sorry

In the quest to build a better battery, a Canadian is energizing the field | CBC News

Canuckians are awesome!

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 07:22 AM

Originally posted by CharLac

Whoah! good catch, I'll have to let the Google people know about that.

Yes you will.

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 07:22 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

What brand/model of stove is it? One of those fantastic ceramic monsters I bet

I think it's a Tempcast masonry stove.

Racer X 69 · 12-14-2018, 07:25 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

I think it's a Tempcast masonry stove.

Tempcast.

So why is it temporary? Don’t you need it again tomorrow?

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 07:26 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

Do the bagpipes double as a sextant replacement?

Of course.

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 07:27 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Tempcast.

So why is it temporary? Don’t you need it again tomorrow?

*shrug*

**CharLac** · 12-14-2018, 07:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Tempcast.

So why is it temporary? Don’t you need it again tomorrow?

Do you have a permacast?

robtcorl · 12-14-2018, 07:47 AM - **3 Likes**

I'm thinking Bert and family are off the griders and he has a hamster powered computer.

**CharLac** · 12-14-2018, 07:58 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I'm thinking Bert and family are off the griders and he has a hamster powered computer.

Wow, I was trying to find a funny goat-powered computer picture and found this treasure instead!!!

Goat Simulator (PC, 2014) | eBay

robtcorl · 12-14-2018, 08:06 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Wow, I was trying to find a funny goat-powered computer picture and found this treasure instead!!!

Goat Simulator (PC, 2014) | eBay

Crazy stuff.

Youtu.be

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 08:53 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

I'm thinking Bert and family are off the griders and he has a hamster powered computer.

How did you guess...?

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 08:53 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

Wow, I was trying to find a funny goat-powered computer picture and found this treasure instead!!!

Goat Simulator (PC, 2014) | eBay

Reading the description seems about right...

Quote:

Gamers take control of a cloven-hoofed quadruped and attempt to cause as much havoc as possible in Goat Simulator. Players can freely explore a small town from a third-person perspective, jumping over objects, ramming into people, and licking items to drag them around the map. There is no end goal in Goat Simulator, but gamers can perform various tricks, complete smaller objectives, and earn points and multipliers for causing mayhem. Players can also locate hidden gold statues in the city that outfit the goat with a jetpack, or turn the goat into an ostrich, a giraffe, or a demon goat.

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 08:54 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Crazy stuff.

Yep, that's regular goat activity.

**CharLac** · 12-14-2018, 08:56 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Reading the description seems about right...

I sent this link to my university-going son suggesting he might want this game for xmas...let's see if all my years of teaching him sarcasm pays off

**savoche** · 12-14-2018, 09:25 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

Wow, I was trying to find a funny goat-powered computer picture and found this treasure instead!!!

Goat Simulator (PC, 2014) | eBay

There's a whole series of these on Steam:

Goat Simulator: GOATY on Steam

Not sure how to link this promo video properly...
https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/2039092/movie480.webm

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12-14-2018, 07:03 AM - 1 Like	#60796
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Staff note: This post may contain affiliate links, which means Pentax Forums may earn a small commission if a visitor clicks through and makes a purchase. If you would like to support the forum directly, you may also make a donation here. Originally posted by CharLac HOw does the world put up with us....sorry In the quest to build a better battery, a Canadian is energizing the field \| CBC News Canuckians are awesome!

12-14-2018, 07:22 AM	#60797
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by CharLac Whoah! good catch, I'll have to let the Google people know about that. Yes you will.

12-14-2018, 07:22 AM - 1 Like	#60798
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by CharLac What brand/model of stove is it? One of those fantastic ceramic monsters I bet I think it's a Tempcast masonry stove.

12-14-2018, 07:25 AM - 1 Like	#60799
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by bertwert I think it's a Tempcast masonry stove. Tempcast. So why is it temporary? Don’t you need it again tomorrow?

12-14-2018, 07:26 AM - 1 Like	#60800
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by CharLac Do the bagpipes double as a sextant replacement? Of course.

12-14-2018, 07:27 AM - 1 Like	#60801
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Tempcast. So why is it temporary? Don’t you need it again tomorrow? shrug

12-14-2018, 07:29 AM - 1 Like	#60802
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Tempcast. So why is it temporary? Don’t you need it again tomorrow? Do you have a permacast?

12-14-2018, 07:47 AM - 3 Likes	#60803
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	I'm thinking Bert and family are off the griders and he has a hamster powered computer.

12-14-2018, 07:58 AM - 2 Likes	#60804
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl I'm thinking Bert and family are off the griders and he has a hamster powered computer. Wow, I was trying to find a funny goat-powered computer picture and found this treasure instead!!! Goat Simulator (PC, 2014) \| eBay

12-14-2018, 08:53 AM	#60806
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl I'm thinking Bert and family are off the griders and he has a hamster powered computer. How did you guess...?

12-14-2018, 08:53 AM - 1 Like	#60807
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by CharLac Wow, I was trying to find a funny goat-powered computer picture and found this treasure instead!!! Goat Simulator (PC, 2014) \| eBay Reading the description seems about right... Quote: Gamers take control of a cloven-hoofed quadruped and attempt to cause as much havoc as possible in Goat Simulator. Players can freely explore a small town from a third-person perspective, jumping over objects, ramming into people, and licking items to drag them around the map. There is no end goal in Goat Simulator, but gamers can perform various tricks, complete smaller objectives, and earn points and multipliers for causing mayhem. Players can also locate hidden gold statues in the city that outfit the goat with a jetpack, or turn the goat into an ostrich, a giraffe, or a demon goat.

12-14-2018, 08:54 AM - 2 Likes	#60808
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl Crazy stuff. Yep, that's regular goat activity.

12-14-2018, 08:56 AM - 3 Likes	#60809
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by bertwert Reading the description seems about right... I sent this link to my university-going son suggesting he might want this game for xmas...let's see if all my years of teaching him sarcasm pays off

12-14-2018, 09:25 AM - 1 Like	#60810
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by CharLac Wow, I was trying to find a funny goat-powered computer picture and found this treasure instead!!! Goat Simulator (PC, 2014) \| eBay There's a whole series of these on Steam: Goat Simulator: GOATY on Steam Not sure how to link this promo video properly... https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/2039092/movie480.webm