why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**CharLac** · 12-14-2018, 09:35 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

There's a whole series of these on Steam:

Goat Simulator: GOATY on Steam

Not sure how to link this promo video properly...
https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/2039092/movie480.webm

Tell the truth...have you played it?

robtcorl · 12-14-2018, 11:05 AM - **2 Likes**

Had my biannual physical this morning, doc said all good for an old fart.
Doner sandwich for lunch from my favorite Bosnian deli.
It's dinner plate size, half filled me to the gills.

**CharLac** · 12-14-2018, 11:17 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Had my biannual physical this morning, doc said all good for an old fart.
Doner sandwich for lunch from my favorite Bosnian deli.
It's dinner plate size, half filled me to the gills.

I had something similar for lunch...the doner with chicken instead....reek of garlic now....

robtcorl · 12-14-2018, 11:26 AM - **3 Likes**

Found a present to give Bertwert.

**savoche** · 12-14-2018, 11:35 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by CharLac

Tell the truth...have you played it?

No, I think the closest might be the Attack of the Mutant Camels back in the 80ies! Of course, that was the other way around, destroying the poor beasts.

And it was really, really bad

You Tube

MarkJerling · 12-14-2018, 12:58 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

I'll leave tomorrow morning, just need to prepare a few things...

I'll keep a lookout for you in 2021.

dbs · 12-14-2018, 03:06 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I'll keep a lookout for you in 2021.

Hi Mark

Bert might get there quicker if he has a 'goat' keel on his canoe

Dave

robtcorl · 12-14-2018, 03:54 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by dbs

Bert might get there quicker if he has a 'goat' keel on his canoe

and it could provide some emergency food.

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 04:38 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I'll keep a lookout for you in 2021.

All right, I'm the one who'll be in canoe playing bagpipes.

robtcorl · 12-14-2018, 04:51 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

All right, I'm the one who'll be in canoe playing bagpipes.

Maybe you'll meet a cute NZ gal for the return trip and change your mind about doing it solo.

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 04:53 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Maybe you'll meet a cute NZ gal for the return trip and change your mind about doing it solo.

Maybe. However them bagpipes don't impress the girls as I thought they would, they tend to run the other way...

**CharLac** · 12-14-2018, 05:01 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Maybe. However them bagpipes don't impress the girls as I thought they would, they tend to run the other way...

Depends on the woman

You Tube

**CharLac** · 12-14-2018, 05:10 PM - **1 Like**

This one is pretty good too...

You Tube

bertwert · 12-14-2018, 05:14 PM - **2 Likes**

I've currently got The Galaxy Song stuck in my head right now, rather than bagpipes...

robtcorl · 12-14-2018, 07:59 PM - **5 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Maybe. However them bagpipes don't impress the girls as I thought they would, they tend to run the other way...

That's why you take protection.
Ear protection, for her.

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12-14-2018, 09:35 AM - 2 Likes	#60811
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by savoche There's a whole series of these on Steam: Goat Simulator: GOATY on Steam Not sure how to link this promo video properly... https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/apps/2039092/movie480.webm Tell the truth...have you played it?

12-14-2018, 11:05 AM - 2 Likes	#60812
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Had my biannual physical this morning, doc said all good for an old fart. Doner sandwich for lunch from my favorite Bosnian deli. It's dinner plate size, half filled me to the gills.

12-14-2018, 11:17 AM - 2 Likes	#60813
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl Had my biannual physical this morning, doc said all good for an old fart. Doner sandwich for lunch from my favorite Bosnian deli. It's dinner plate size, half filled me to the gills. I had something similar for lunch...the doner with chicken instead....reek of garlic now....

12-14-2018, 11:26 AM - 3 Likes	#60814
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Found a present to give Bertwert.

12-14-2018, 12:58 PM - 3 Likes	#60816
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,404	Originally posted by bertwert I'll leave tomorrow morning, just need to prepare a few things... I'll keep a lookout for you in 2021.

12-14-2018, 03:06 PM	#60817
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	Originally posted by MarkJerling I'll keep a lookout for you in 2021. Hi Mark Bert might get there quicker if he has a 'goat' keel on his canoe Dave

12-14-2018, 03:54 PM - 1 Like	#60818
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by dbs Bert might get there quicker if he has a 'goat' keel on his canoe and it could provide some emergency food.

12-14-2018, 04:38 PM - 3 Likes	#60819
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by MarkJerling I'll keep a lookout for you in 2021. All right, I'm the one who'll be in canoe playing bagpipes.

12-14-2018, 04:51 PM - 3 Likes	#60820
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert All right, I'm the one who'll be in canoe playing bagpipes. Maybe you'll meet a cute NZ gal for the return trip and change your mind about doing it solo.

12-14-2018, 04:53 PM - 3 Likes	#60821
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	Originally posted by robtcorl Maybe you'll meet a cute NZ gal for the return trip and change your mind about doing it solo. Maybe. However them bagpipes don't impress the girls as I thought they would, they tend to run the other way...

12-14-2018, 05:14 PM - 2 Likes	#60824
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,173	I've currently got The Galaxy Song stuck in my head right now, rather than bagpipes...

12-14-2018, 07:59 PM - 5 Likes	#60825
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by bertwert Maybe. However them bagpipes don't impress the girls as I thought they would, they tend to run the other way... That's why you take protection. Ear protection, for her.

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