why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 02-07-2019, 02:13 PM - **4 Likes**

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Originally posted by Racer X 69

How about some that aren’t young enough to be my granddaughters?

You want to see OWLs?
Old Women in Lycra

dbs · 02-07-2019, 02:17 PM - **1 Like**

What do people actually have a mail delivery service ?....well i never sheesh

Dave

robtcorl · 02-07-2019, 02:18 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

So you get paid once a month then?

Same for me and Mrs Bob, me the second Wednesday, her the third Wednesday.
Even combined I'm sure it's a mere pittance compared to Mr Humble et al.

MarkJerling · 02-07-2019, 02:19 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Sweet.

But.

How about some that aren’t young enough to be my granddaughters?

That's all I could find with a quick google search. If you want older cyclists, search yourself!

MarkJerling · 02-07-2019, 02:57 PM - **3 Likes**

Racer X 69 · 02-07-2019, 04:10 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

With bikes that have pedals like those any kid will get hooked on dope.

Racer X 69 · 02-07-2019, 04:26 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

That's all I could find with a quick google search. If you want older cyclists, search yourself!

I did and all I got was pron.

What a sick world it is.

Ogling those younger babes makes me feel like a pervert. Really, who feels good about having fantasies involving women young enough to be their daughters or granddaughters?

Sick.

Perverse.

Twisted.

I doubt any of you who have daughters or granddaughters would appreciate a guy like me lusting after them, would you?

I know I wouldn't if I had a daughter or granddaughter. If I caught some 62 year old guy trying to make a move on them I'd kick his ass.

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....................................................................................................................And then refuse to buy a K-3.

eddie1960 · 02-07-2019, 04:40 PM - **3 Likes**

Freezing rain and ice here, not much chance of a k3 darkening this door (never was)I’m playing w this new to me toy

**Ex Finn.** · 02-07-2019, 05:08 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by eddie1960

Freezing rain and ice here, not much chance of a k3 darkening this door (never was)I’m playing w this new to me toy

Are you sure this is the right tread to be on with that image?

**gaweidert** · 02-07-2019, 05:22 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by Ex Finn.

Are you sure this is the right tread to be on with that image?

Yes it is. It is the reason he will not buy a K3.

MarkJerling · 02-07-2019, 05:49 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I did and all I got was pron.

What a sick world it is.

Ogling those younger babes makes me feel like a pervert. Really, who feels good about having fantasies involving women young enough to be their daughters or granddaughters?

Sick.

Perverse.

Twisted.

I doubt any of you who have daughters or granddaughters would appreciate a guy like me lusting after them, would you?

I know I wouldn't if I had a daughter or granddaughter. If I caught some 62 year old guy trying to make a move on them I'd kick his ass.

..............

............................

........................................

..................................................................

....................................................................................................................And then refuse to buy a K-3.

I'll see if I can convince Annie to pose in her lycra for you!

MarkJerling · 02-07-2019, 05:52 PM - **5 Likes**

Valentines Day special:

How it works is, you pay $5,000 and the police arrests you in front of your wife, the evening before Valentines day. They provide accomodation, unlimited beer and 2 rounds of golf, and drop you back at home the day after Valentines Day, blaming it all on some secret squirrel "administrative error".

**Ex Finn.** · 02-07-2019, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by gaweidert

Yes it is. It is the reason he will not buy a K3.

Oh, good.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-07-2019, 06:05 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Valentines Day special:

How it works is, you pay $5,000 and the police arrests you in front of your wife, the evening before Valentines day. They provide accomodation, unlimited beer and 2 rounds of golf, and drop you back at home the day after Valentines Day, blaming it all on some secret squirrel "administrative error".

I like that, way cheaper than my divorce or my current Finnish girlfriend.

**Ex Finn.** · 02-07-2019, 06:15 PM - **3 Likes**

My antidote for the livE hociR tonight is Baguettes, topped with Brie and Green grapes wrapped in BACON.

02-07-2019, 04:10 PM - 1 Like	#62196
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling With bikes that have pedals like those any kid will get hooked on dope. Last edited by Racer X 69; 02-07-2019 at 05:29 PM.

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 So you get paid once a month then? Same for me and Mrs Bob, me the second Wednesday, her the third Wednesday. Even combined I'm sure it's a mere pittance compared to Mr Humble et al.

02-07-2019, 02:19 PM - 2 Likes	#62194
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,422	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Sweet. But. How about some that aren’t young enough to be my granddaughters? That's all I could find with a quick google search. If you want older cyclists, search yourself!

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,422

02-07-2019, 04:26 PM - 1 Like	#62197
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling That's all I could find with a quick google search. If you want older cyclists, search yourself! I did and all I got was pron. What a sick world it is. Ogling those younger babes makes me feel like a pervert. Really, who feels good about having fantasies involving women young enough to be their daughters or granddaughters? Sick. Perverse. Twisted. I doubt any of you who have daughters or granddaughters would appreciate a guy like me lusting after them, would you? I know I wouldn't if I had a daughter or granddaughter. If I caught some 62 year old guy trying to make a move on them I'd kick his ass. .............. ............................ ........................................ .................................................................. ....................................................................................................................And then refuse to buy a K-3.

02-07-2019, 04:40 PM - 3 Likes	#62198
eddie1960 Veteran Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Toronto Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 13,667	Freezing rain and ice here, not much chance of a k3 darkening this door (never was)I’m playing w this new to me toy

02-07-2019, 05:08 PM - 2 Likes	#62199
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by eddie1960 Freezing rain and ice here, not much chance of a k3 darkening this door (never was)I’m playing w this new to me toy Are you sure this is the right tread to be on with that image?

02-07-2019, 05:22 PM - 4 Likes	#62200
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,327	Originally posted by Ex Finn. Are you sure this is the right tread to be on with that image? Yes it is. It is the reason he will not buy a K3.

02-07-2019, 05:49 PM - 3 Likes	#62201
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,422	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I did and all I got was pron. What a sick world it is. Ogling those younger babes makes me feel like a pervert. Really, who feels good about having fantasies involving women young enough to be their daughters or granddaughters? Sick. Perverse. Twisted. I doubt any of you who have daughters or granddaughters would appreciate a guy like me lusting after them, would you? I know I wouldn't if I had a daughter or granddaughter. If I caught some 62 year old guy trying to make a move on them I'd kick his ass. .............. ............................ ........................................ .................................................................. ....................................................................................................................And then refuse to buy a K-3. I'll see if I can convince Annie to pose in her lycra for you!

02-07-2019, 05:52 PM - 5 Likes	#62202
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,422	Valentines Day special: How it works is, you pay $5,000 and the police arrests you in front of your wife, the evening before Valentines day. They provide accomodation, unlimited beer and 2 rounds of golf, and drop you back at home the day after Valentines Day, blaming it all on some secret squirrel "administrative error".

02-07-2019, 06:00 PM	#62203
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by gaweidert Yes it is. It is the reason he will not buy a K3. Oh, good.

02-07-2019, 06:05 PM - 2 Likes	#62204
Ex Finn. Site Supporter Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Southern Maryland. Espoo. Kouvola. Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 7,975	Originally posted by MarkJerling Valentines Day special: How it works is, you pay $5,000 and the police arrests you in front of your wife, the evening before Valentines day. They provide accomodation, unlimited beer and 2 rounds of golf, and drop you back at home the day after Valentines Day, blaming it all on some secret squirrel "administrative error". I like that, way cheaper than my divorce or my current Finnish girlfriend.