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03-14-2019, 04:02 PM   #64186
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Especially the biscuits and gravy at Stewart's in Lake Ozark, MO.
Jim, I'm starting to think you're a Missouri boy at heart.

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Honestly, Missouri is where I'd like to retire.
Convincing Mrs. P is the problem.
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This remains one of my favourite jokes: So as to prove my wife right in that I often repeat myself, I post it here again....


Supposedly from a Court Transcript...

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
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Largest by volume, and a very impressive number it is: 13,300,000m3.
Comes from the roof being so far from the floor.

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Largest by area it's fourth:

1st place, by area goes to the Aalsmeer Flower Auction building, at 518,000m2. Second is the Dubai Mall at 500,000m2. Third is Tesla's Gigafactory at 427,354m2. Floor area of the Boeing factory is 398,000m2.
But how many airplanes will they hold?

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Come on. Its not all about gravy and biscuits...
There is "Lobster" and "Live free or die" also. Been there, seen it and love it.
edit: did I forget to quote someone?
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QuoteOriginally posted by Racer X 69 Quote
Comes from the roof being so far from the floor.



But how many airplanes will they hold?
Boeings, not so many. Cessnas, plenty!
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Actually no clouds at all. Just a certain type of smoke cloud billowing up from Colorado.
Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.



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QuoteOriginally posted by Ex Finn. Quote
Come on. Its not all about gravy and biscuits...
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There is "Lobster"
Sorry, it's biscuits and gravy, not gravy and biscuits, sheesh!!!!
Don't you mean Lobsta? We got big crawdads, so there!
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QuoteOriginally posted by robtcorl Quote
Sorry, it's biscuits and gravy, not gravy and biscuits, sheesh!!!!
Don't you mean Lobsta? We got big crawdads, so there!
Fine, school me, I deserve it
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Don't you mean Lobsta?
That just send chills down my spine and my wallet, ex is from new England...
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Come on. Its not all about gravy and biscuits...
There is "Lobster" and "Live free or die" also. Been there, seen it and love it.
edit: did I forget to quote someone?
Been collecting license plates since I was a kid.

A New Hampshire plate has always been part of my collection.

They have the best slogan.

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Sorry, it's biscuits and gravy, not gravy and biscuits, sheesh!!!!
Don't you mean Lobsta? We got big crawdads, so there!
It depends on where in New England
In Massachusetts it's lahbstuh. In Maine it lawbstah.
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That just send chills down my spine and my wallet, ex is from new England...
So she ruined the giant crawdad of the sea for you?

The only thing better than lobster is lobster wrapped in bacon.

I feel for ya man.
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Been collecting license plates since I was a kid.

A New Hampshire plate has always been part of my collection.

They have the best slogan.
Yes they do.
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Two more candidates that qualify for immediate acceptance into Canada, hey just give us the whole West coast, the new England States ( except New York) and Minnesota. You guys don't appreciate them anyway. We'll trade you Alberta and Quebec for them.
You got something against Wisconsin, the Dakotas and Montana?

I think they would look good on your byline, eh?

Canada.

Now with New England, Minnesota, Wisconsin, The Dakotas, Montana, Washington, Oregon, and California.

Oh, yeah.

And Colorado, dude.
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