why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

MarkJerling · 06-12-2019, 03:25 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Neither.
One of Mrs Bob's lifelong friends is a hairdresser, I think they're called now, used to be beautician.
She's been cutting my hair for about 35 years, well before it turned silver.

You need a barber Bob, not a hairdresser.

You Tube

Parallax · 06-12-2019, 03:38 PM - **2 Likes**

Mark, you've accomplished what few people have.
You've left me speechless.

MarkJerling · 06-12-2019, 03:45 PM

Originally posted by Parallax

Mark, you've accomplished what few people have.
You've left me speechless.

Hahahaha. Well Jim, you're not alone. It hurts me just to look at that video.

robtcorl · 06-12-2019, 03:48 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Parallax

Mark, you've accomplished what few people have.
You've left me speechless.

I feel a bit nauseated, couldn't watch the whole thing.
WWRS? What would Rupert say? Oh wait, don't say it!!

MarkJerling · 06-12-2019, 03:53 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I feel a bit nauseated, couldn't watch the whole thing.
WWRS? What would Rupert say? Oh wait, don't say it!!

I miss ol Rupert's sayings. In fact, I miss Rupert.

Parallax · 06-12-2019, 03:54 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

I feel a bit nauseated, couldn't watch the whole thing.
WWRS? What would Rupert say? Oh wait, don't say it!!

The answer to that question would violate about 80% of the forum rules and several commandments.

Racer X 69 · 06-12-2019, 04:45 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Parallax

Look at tbe positive, Racer. Man can't destroy the earth. Before we could do so much environmental damage that the planet couldn't recover it would become uninhabitable and we'd die out.

I sure hope so.

Or at least 98% of the population dies of starvation and thirst, and the 2% left over get a clue and live like the natives, off the land, in concert with the land and that which we share it with.

Just like all the other organisms that crawl, slither, swim, fly and walk on this rock.

Racer X 69 · 06-12-2019, 04:57 PM

Originally posted by MarkJerling

You need a barber Bob, not a hairdresser.

Brooklyn Ball Barbers - Mini-Mocks - YouTube

Whatever in the world got you watching a video like that Mark?

It is pretty funny, but it should be, since it is from Comedy Central.

It led me to another Mini-Mocks video.

A nice looking Asian gal does BDSM porn with fruits and vegetables. If course there is really nothing in the video that is considered "pornographic", no more than the manscaping barber, in fact her video didn't even require blurring anything out.

But she gets pretty brutal with some fruits and veggies, flagellating some, stomping on others with spiked heels, even wrapping a watermelon with rubber bands until they crush it in the middle, causing a huge explosion.

All while dressed in a black rubber suit.

Awesome.

MarkJerling · 06-12-2019, 05:12 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Whatever in the world got you watching a video like that Mark?

It is pretty funny, but it should be, since it is from Comedy Central.

It led me to another Mini-Mocks video.

A nice looking Asian gal does BDSM porn with fruits and vegetables. If course there is really nothing in the video that is considered "pornographic", no more than the manscaping barber, in fact her video didn't even require blurring anything out.

But she gets pretty brutal with some fruits and veggies, flagellating some, stomping on others with spiked heels, even wrapping a watermelon with rubber bands until they crush it in the middle, causing a huge explosion.

All while dressed in a black rubber suit.

Awesome.

One of my South African friends sent me that on Faceplant. Or was it Whatsap? One of the two. Too strange not to share!

I did not see the fruit BDSM but will have to go search that one!

Racer X 69 · 06-12-2019, 05:27 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

She's been cutting my hair for about 35 years, well before it turned silver.

So now you see a jeweler?

Racer X 69 · 06-12-2019, 05:29 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Hahahaha. Well Jim, you're not alone. It hurts me just to look at that video.

I thought you removed your hair for the Lycra wearing bike rides?

robtcorl · 06-12-2019, 05:30 PM - **2 Likes**

Game 7 of the Stanley Cup tonight, do or cry for our Blues.

MarkJerling · 06-12-2019, 06:17 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I thought you removed your hair for the Lycra wearing bike rides?

Yes, but not there, and not by a barber!

MarkJerling · 06-12-2019, 06:29 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Game 7 of the Stanley Cup tonight, do or cry for our Blues.

I do rather enjoy ice hockey.

robtcorl · 06-12-2019, 06:44 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Yes, but not there

Backpackers cut the labels off their shirts to reduce weight, maybe you could ride faster if you did shave there?

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Parallax Mark, you've accomplished what few people have. You've left me speechless. I feel a bit nauseated, couldn't watch the whole thing. WWRS? What would Rupert say? Oh wait, don't say it!!

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MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by robtcorl I feel a bit nauseated, couldn't watch the whole thing. WWRS? What would Rupert say? Oh wait, don't say it!! I miss ol Rupert's sayings. In fact, I miss Rupert.

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Parallax Senior Moderator Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: South Dakota Photos: Gallery Posts: 19,332	Originally posted by robtcorl I feel a bit nauseated, couldn't watch the whole thing. WWRS? What would Rupert say? Oh wait, don't say it!! The answer to that question would violate about 80% of the forum rules and several commandments.

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Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by Parallax Look at tbe positive, Racer. Man can't destroy the earth. Before we could do so much environmental damage that the planet couldn't recover it would become uninhabitable and we'd die out. I sure hope so. Or at least 98% of the population dies of starvation and thirst, and the 2% left over get a clue and live like the natives, off the land, in concert with the land and that which we share it with. Just like all the other organisms that crawl, slither, swim, fly and walk on this rock.

06-12-2019, 04:57 PM	#67958
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling You need a barber Bob, not a hairdresser. Brooklyn Ball Barbers - Mini-Mocks - YouTube Whatever in the world got you watching a video like that Mark? It is pretty funny, but it should be, since it is from Comedy Central. It led me to another Mini-Mocks video. A nice looking Asian gal does BDSM porn with fruits and vegetables. If course there is really nothing in the video that is considered "pornographic", no more than the manscaping barber, in fact her video didn't even require blurring anything out. But she gets pretty brutal with some fruits and veggies, flagellating some, stomping on others with spiked heels, even wrapping a watermelon with rubber bands until they crush it in the middle, causing a huge explosion. All while dressed in a black rubber suit. Awesome.

06-12-2019, 05:12 PM - 1 Like	#67959
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06-12-2019, 05:27 PM - 1 Like	#67960
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl She's been cutting my hair for about 35 years, well before it turned silver. So now you see a jeweler?

06-12-2019, 05:29 PM - 1 Like	#67961
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by MarkJerling Hahahaha. Well Jim, you're not alone. It hurts me just to look at that video. I thought you removed your hair for the Lycra wearing bike rides?

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robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by MarkJerling Yes, but not there Backpackers cut the labels off their shirts to reduce weight, maybe you could ride faster if you did shave there?