why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**aslyfox** · 10-23-2019, 07:31 AM - **1 Like**

the problem is not remembering what I have read

but trying to find where I read it so I can verify my memory is correct

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Savoche has shown that he is so humble

he doesn't like to brag about how humble he is

his theme song:

You Tube

robtcorl · 10-23-2019, 07:37 AM - **1 Like**

Eat more bacon!

America’s Pile of Uneaten Bacon Is the Biggest in 48 Years

**reduno** · 10-23-2019, 07:40 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by CharLac

Flannel sheets rock...we've had them on the bed for a couple weeks now.

Misread it as "flannel sheet-rock" the first time. Can't imagine that would be too comfortable on the bed but perhaps an interesting texture on the wall. Perhaps I need to get my eyes checked?

robtcorl · 10-23-2019, 07:47 AM

Originally posted by aslyfox

Savoche has shown that he is so humble

he doesn't like to brag about how humble he is

Au contraire, it's one of his favorite things to do.

**aslyfox** · 10-23-2019, 07:51 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Au contraire, it's one of his favorite things to do.

you may have missed the winking emoji [

] indicating I was kidding when I wrote that

robtcorl · 10-23-2019, 08:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by aslyfox

you may have missed the winking emoji [ ] indicating I was kidding when I wrote that

Yes, I missed the wink, in fact I didn't notice the emoji.
Emoji's aren't my strong point.

Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa.

robtcorl · 10-23-2019, 09:50 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa.

Speaking of Africa.
Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?
Because they’re really, really good at it.

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy.
After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

**savoche** · 10-23-2019, 09:52 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Fixed it for you.

Thank you, good sir.

**savoche** · 10-23-2019, 09:53 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Au contraire, it's one of his favorite things to do.

I'm way too humble to do that!

**savoche** · 10-23-2019, 09:55 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa.

That he is. Some 46 hours to go. I think.

**savoche** · 10-23-2019, 09:58 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?
Because they’re really, really good at it.

That's almost not a joke. They can be frighteningly stealthy.

Although it must be said, their method for getting into a treetop involves taking down the tree.

**savoche** · 10-23-2019, 09:58 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by aslyfox

you may have missed the winking emoji [

] indicating I was kidding when I wrote that

Haven't I unfriended you already?

**CharLac** · 10-23-2019, 10:22 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Yes, I missed the wink, in fact I didn't notice the emoji.
Emoji's aren't my strong point.

Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa.

I wonder if he found his hat

**CharLac** · 10-23-2019, 10:24 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Speaking of Africa.
Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?
Because they’re really, really good at it.

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy.
After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

Why did the elephant paint his nails red? So he could hide in the strawberry patch

**aslyfox** · 10-23-2019, 10:57 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Speaking of Africa.
Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees?
Because they’re really, really good at it.

Two elephants meet a totally naked guy.
After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

Originally posted by CharLac

Why did the elephant paint his nails red? So he could hide in the strawberry patch

my advice to all

don't quit your job to start a career as a stand up comic

nor a sit down one either

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reduno Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Central NY, USA Posts: 965	Originally posted by CharLac Flannel sheets rock...we've had them on the bed for a couple weeks now. Misread it as "flannel sheet-rock" the first time. Can't imagine that would be too comfortable on the bed but perhaps an interesting texture on the wall. Perhaps I need to get my eyes checked?

10-23-2019, 07:47 AM	#71389
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by aslyfox Savoche has shown that he is so humble he doesn't like to brag about how humble he is Au contraire, it's one of his favorite things to do.

10-23-2019, 07:51 AM	#71390
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by robtcorl Au contraire, it's one of his favorite things to do. you may have missed the winking emoji [ ] indicating I was kidding when I wrote that

10-23-2019, 08:29 AM - 1 Like	#71391
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by aslyfox you may have missed the winking emoji [ ] indicating I was kidding when I wrote that Yes, I missed the wink, in fact I didn't notice the emoji. Emoji's aren't my strong point. Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa.

10-23-2019, 09:50 AM - 3 Likes	#71392
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by robtcorl Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa. Speaking of Africa. Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”

10-23-2019, 09:52 AM - 1 Like	#71393
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Fixed it for you. Thank you, good sir.

10-23-2019, 09:53 AM - 1 Like	#71394
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Au contraire, it's one of his favorite things to do. I'm way too humble to do that!

10-23-2019, 09:55 AM	#71395
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa. That he is. Some 46 hours to go. I think.

10-23-2019, 09:58 AM - 1 Like	#71396
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by robtcorl Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it. That's almost not a joke. They can be frighteningly stealthy. Although it must be said, their method for getting into a treetop involves taking down the tree.

10-23-2019, 09:58 AM - 1 Like	#71397
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by aslyfox you may have missed the winking emoji [ ] indicating I was kidding when I wrote that Haven't I unfriended you already?

10-23-2019, 10:22 AM - 1 Like	#71398
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl Yes, I missed the wink, in fact I didn't notice the emoji. Emoji's aren't my strong point. Speaking of savoche, he must be packing for Africa. I wonder if he found his hat

10-23-2019, 10:24 AM - 3 Likes	#71399
CharLac Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2018 Location: Ottawa Photos: Gallery Posts: 8,419	Originally posted by robtcorl Speaking of Africa. Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!” Why did the elephant paint his nails red? So he could hide in the strawberry patch

10-23-2019, 10:57 AM - 1 Like	#71400
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	Originally posted by robtcorl Speaking of Africa. Why haven’t you ever seen any elephants hiding up trees? Because they’re really, really good at it. Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!” Originally posted by CharLac Why did the elephant paint his nails red? So he could hide in the strawberry patch my advice to all don't quit your job to start a career as a stand up comic nor a sit down one either