why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**JimJohnson** · 11-02-2019, 04:01 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Better hope Parallax doesn't shut down this thread too for a lack of bacon, beer, cheese, and lutefisk discussion.
Oh, and boiling ribs.

Geeze, and I thought we were 'chewing the fat'. Maybe American idioms don't count?

**aslyfox** · 11-02-2019, 04:10 PM

did you heard the rumors [ rumours for some members ] about how long twinkies tm were suppose to last

Quote:

Urban legend has long deemed Twinkies the cockroaches of the snack food world, a treat that can survive for decades, what humanity would have left to eat come the apocalypse. The true shelf life — which used to be 26 days — seems somewhat less impressive by comparison

- The Science Of Twinkies: How Do They Last So Darned Long? : The Salt : NPR

well, you ain't heard nothing yet:

Quote:

The cautionary political tale of Iceland’s last McDonald’s burger that simply won’t rot, even after 10 years

The cautionary political tale of Iceland?s last McDonald?s burger that simply won?t rot, even after 10 years - The Washington Post

Racer X 69 · 11-02-2019, 04:31 PM - **1 Like**

You Tube

MikeyBugs95 · 11-02-2019, 09:11 PM

I thought of some bacon earlier today. I wanted bacon shortly thereafter. I didn't get any bacon today. But I was able to head out onto the beach after work and try out some new filters...

Racer X 69 · 11-02-2019, 09:32 PM

Originally posted by MikeyBugs95

I thought of some bacon earlier today. I wanted bacon shortly thereafter. I didn't get any bacon today. But I was able to head out onto the beach after work and try out some new filters...

Just do your part to save Tokyo, respect Godzilla, and avoid the livE hociR.

And be sure not to annoy Otis.

**microlight** · 11-03-2019, 07:16 AM

Eep. I had to use g@@gle to find out what a Twinky* was - and I lived in the States for a couple of years.

Hope Godzilla doesn’t like them.

*Then I learned that they actually come in multiples.

robtcorl · 11-03-2019, 07:24 AM

Grilled, bacon wrapped Twinkies are good.
Lesson learned, they need more bacon to hold in the goo.

**OldPentaxFan** · 11-03-2019, 08:36 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Don't forget to tip Otis at least every couple of days too.

Tipping Otis......is that like tipping cows?

Racer X 69 · 11-03-2019, 09:14 AM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Grilled, bacon wrapped Twinkies are good.
Lesson learned, they need more bacon to hold in the goo.

Your pictures don't show Bob.

How can I be hungry for grilled bacon wrapped Twinkies when the pictures don't show?

Racer X 69 · 11-03-2019, 09:15 AM

Originally posted by microlight

Eep. I had to use g@@gle to find out what a Twinky* was - and I lived in the States for a couple of years.

Hope Godzilla doesn’t like them.

*Then I learned that they actually come in multiples.

After the Apocalypse, when food is in short supply, we will find Twinkies that are over a hundred years old, still wrapped in cellophane, and edible.

They will be the new staple.

Racer X 69 · 11-03-2019, 09:18 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by OldPentaxFan

Tipping Otis......is that like tipping cows?

No.

A large bag of dry roasted, salted in the shell peanuts, and pour him a pitcher of beer.

Otherwise he will sick his Army of Otis on you. They will eat the insulation off the wiring of your car. Don't have a car? They will eat the insulation off the wiring of your house. They will descend upon you like a horde of locusts.

There is no escape.

Be forewarned.

Tip Otis.

Keep the peace.

robtcorl · 11-03-2019, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Your pictures don't show Bob.

How can I be hungry for grilled bacon wrapped Twinkies when the pictures down't show?

Dang nab it!
I linked them from a post I had on the Weber forum a few years back.
I would have to move them to Flickr, so just visualize, please.

**OldPentaxFan** · 11-03-2019, 09:31 AM - **1 Like**

A tip for Otis...…

There are Blonde Squirrels all over the place here.

Racer X 69 · 11-03-2019, 10:22 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Dang nab it!
I linked them from a post I had on the Weber forum a few years back.
I would have to move them to Flickr, so just visualize, please.

Here Bob, I'll do it for you.

Now.

How about bacon wrapped bacon?

Oh yeah, now that's what I'm talkin' about.

robtcorl · 11-03-2019, 10:34 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Here Bob, I'll do it for you.

That's funny, the first pic is mine.
Grilled Bacon Wrapped Twinkie

edit, I went from Chrome to Explorer and my pics of it cooked on the grill do not show up,
I can see them all on Chrome
damn Goggle Photos!

11-03-2019, 09:14 AM	#71694
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by robtcorl Grilled, bacon wrapped Twinkies are good. Lesson learned, they need more bacon to hold in the goo. Your pictures don't show Bob. How can I be hungry for grilled bacon wrapped Twinkies when the pictures don't show? Last edited by Racer X 69; 11-03-2019 at 10:15 AM.

11-03-2019, 10:34 AM - 1 Like	#71700
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Here Bob, I'll do it for you. That's funny, the first pic is mine. Grilled Bacon Wrapped Twinkie edit, I went from Chrome to Explorer and my pics of it cooked on the grill do not show up, I can see them all on Chrome damn Goggle Photos! Last edited by robtcorl; 11-03-2019 at 10:43 AM.

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JimJohnson Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Summer:Lake Superior - Michigan Winter:Texas Hill Country Photos: Gallery Posts: 2,772	Originally posted by robtcorl Better hope Parallax doesn't shut down this thread too for a lack of bacon, beer, cheese, and lutefisk discussion. Oh, and boiling ribs. Geeze, and I thought we were 'chewing the fat'. Maybe American idioms don't count?

11-02-2019, 04:10 PM	#71687
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,581	did you heard the rumors [ rumours for some members ] about how long twinkies tm were suppose to last Quote: Urban legend has long deemed Twinkies the cockroaches of the snack food world, a treat that can survive for decades, what humanity would have left to eat come the apocalypse. The true shelf life — which used to be 26 days — seems somewhat less impressive by comparison - The Science Of Twinkies: How Do They Last So Darned Long? : The Salt : NPR well, you ain't heard nothing yet: Quote: The cautionary political tale of Iceland’s last McDonald’s burger that simply won’t rot, even after 10 years The cautionary political tale of Iceland?s last McDonald?s burger that simply won?t rot, even after 10 years - The Washington Post

11-02-2019, 09:11 PM	#71689
MikeyBugs95 Pentaxian Join Date: Sep 2017 Location: New York Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 1,206	I thought of some bacon earlier today. I wanted bacon shortly thereafter. I didn't get any bacon today. But I was able to head out onto the beach after work and try out some new filters...

11-02-2019, 09:32 PM	#71690
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by MikeyBugs95 I thought of some bacon earlier today. I wanted bacon shortly thereafter. I didn't get any bacon today. But I was able to head out onto the beach after work and try out some new filters... Just do your part to save Tokyo, respect Godzilla, and avoid the livE hociR. And be sure not to annoy Otis.

11-03-2019, 07:16 AM	#71691
microlight Site Supporter Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Hampshire, UK Posts: 2,129	Eep. I had to use g@@gle to find out what a Twinky* was - and I lived in the States for a couple of years. Hope Godzilla doesn’t like them. *Then I learned that they actually come in multiples.

11-03-2019, 07:24 AM	#71692
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Grilled, bacon wrapped Twinkies are good. Lesson learned, they need more bacon to hold in the goo.

11-03-2019, 08:36 AM - 1 Like	#71693
OldPentaxFan Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Independence, MO via North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 371	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Don't forget to tip Otis at least every couple of days too. Tipping Otis......is that like tipping cows?

11-03-2019, 09:15 AM	#71695
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by microlight Eep. I had to use g@@gle to find out what a Twinky* was - and I lived in the States for a couple of years. Hope Godzilla doesn’t like them. *Then I learned that they actually come in multiples. After the Apocalypse, when food is in short supply, we will find Twinkies that are over a hundred years old, still wrapped in cellophane, and edible. They will be the new staple.

11-03-2019, 09:18 AM - 2 Likes	#71696
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by OldPentaxFan Tipping Otis......is that like tipping cows? No. A large bag of dry roasted, salted in the shell peanuts, and pour him a pitcher of beer. Otherwise he will sick his Army of Otis on you. They will eat the insulation off the wiring of your car. Don't have a car? They will eat the insulation off the wiring of your house. They will descend upon you like a horde of locusts. There is no escape. Be forewarned. Tip Otis. Keep the peace.

11-03-2019, 09:30 AM	#71697
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Your pictures don't show Bob. How can I be hungry for grilled bacon wrapped Twinkies when the pictures down't show? Dang nab it! I linked them from a post I had on the Weber forum a few years back. I would have to move them to Flickr, so just visualize, please.

11-03-2019, 09:31 AM - 1 Like	#71698
OldPentaxFan Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Independence, MO via North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 371	A tip for Otis...… There are Blonde Squirrels all over the place here.

11-03-2019, 10:22 AM - 1 Like	#71699
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,067	Originally posted by robtcorl Dang nab it! I linked them from a post I had on the Weber forum a few years back. I would have to move them to Flickr, so just visualize, please. Here Bob, I'll do it for you. Now. How about bacon wrapped bacon? Oh yeah, now that's what I'm talkin' about.