why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

**aslyfox** · 11-06-2019, 08:16 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Yes, more or less, Racer, more or less. Just imagine a pack of those viscous beasts hunting down an antelope

I would think that a Giant Kudu would be a little big

was it an infant or injured perhaps

**OldPentaxFan** · 11-06-2019, 09:10 AM - **1 Like**

I know these bacon delicacies are a bit on the upscale side, but heck, everyone needs twenty more ways to cook with bacon!

20 Ways You Never Thought To Use Bacon

Jean Poitiers · 11-06-2019, 10:30 AM - **2 Likes**

Post whore drive-by here ...

" So, did I win something in the October contest?! "

Racer X 69 · 11-06-2019, 11:25 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Yes, more or less, Racer, more or less. Just imagine a pack of those viscous beasts hunting down an antelope

I can see it now.

“Rainbow Pack Attacks Antelope Herd!”

Racer X 69 · 11-06-2019, 11:29 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by savoche

Thanks Bob! I think we're both a good ways behind Mr Racer in postwhoriness

I can think of someone else who is miles ahead of me, but yeah, I contribute my fair share.

Racer X 69 · 11-06-2019, 11:31 AM

Originally posted by savoche

Tripping - or splashing. It's a bit like giant horse droppings.

Horse manure is more dry and nugget like.

Road apples.

**aslyfox** · 11-06-2019, 11:51 AM

so would elephant dung be

road cantaloupe

**gaweidert** · 11-06-2019, 12:52 PM - **1 Like**

Savoche, one of the things kids that lived in the country did for fun was cow tipping. Cows would sleep standing up and the bigger kids would sneak up to one and push it over. I figure the closest thing to a cow where you are would be a cape buffalo. I hear that they are gentle souls and may even appreciate the humor of the situation. A video would be pretty cool.

robtcorl · 11-06-2019, 01:23 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Road apples.

Not to be confused with road gators.

Racer X 69 · 11-06-2019, 02:45 PM

Originally posted by robtcorl

Not to be confused with road gators.

I shed a few of those in the five years I drove big trucks. Ran over a few too.

Once I hit one from a super single, and it broke the (plastic) bumper on the Guacamole Express.

**BigMackCam** · 11-06-2019, 03:15 PM - **1 Like**

Strike one on the frozen croissants today... I didn't get to Sainsbury's, but my Mum and Dad went into town and I asked them to pick up a similar product from Morrisons, another local supermarket, but no dice. Looks like I'll have to visit Sainsbury's tomorrow, and delay my croissant-dipping breakfast until Friday

In other news... During heavy rain, I've started to notice water occasionally dribbling down the outside of the flue of my wood-burning stove. Need to get that looked at before winter sets in properly...

**microlight** · 11-06-2019, 03:18 PM - **2 Likes**

We bought a trailcam last week to see what was eating the cat biscuits that we were putting out at night. It was ...

A hedgehog!

MarkJerling · 11-06-2019, 03:21 PM

Originally posted by savoche

The spoilsports in SANParks wouldn't let us. They just wanted reports and inspections. Not involving is, though, just the guides.

What a waste!

**BigMackCam** · 11-06-2019, 03:32 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by microlight

We bought a trailcam last week to see what was eating the cat biscuits that we were putting out at night. It was ...

A hedgehog!

Awesome

We have at least one regular hedgehog that enjoys our garden throughout the late spring to early autumn. This year, I have hundreds of trailcam photos of it, plus a couple taken with my Panny bridge camera - even a photo with two hedgehogs together (I suspect they were discussing a possible coupling

). Lovely little creatures...

robtcorl · 11-06-2019, 05:44 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

We have at least one regular hedgehog that enjoys our garden throughout the late spring to early autumn.

What's the bacon yield off one of those little hog dudes?

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11-06-2019, 08:16 AM	#71851
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	Originally posted by savoche Yes, more or less, Racer, more or less. Just imagine a pack of those viscous beasts hunting down an antelope I would think that a Giant Kudu would be a little big was it an infant or injured perhaps

11-06-2019, 09:10 AM - 1 Like	#71852
OldPentaxFan Site Supporter Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Independence, MO via North Carolina Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 371	I know these bacon delicacies are a bit on the upscale side, but heck, everyone needs twenty more ways to cook with bacon! 20 Ways You Never Thought To Use Bacon

11-06-2019, 10:30 AM - 2 Likes	#71853
Jean Poitiers Pentaxian Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Lost in translation ... Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 18,076	Post whore drive-by here ... *" So, did I win something in the October contest?! "*

11-06-2019, 11:25 AM	#71854
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by savoche Yes, more or less, Racer, more or less. Just imagine a pack of those viscous beasts hunting down an antelope I can see it now. “Rainbow Pack Attacks Antelope Herd!”

11-06-2019, 11:29 AM - 1 Like	#71855
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by savoche Thanks Bob! I think we're both a good ways behind Mr Racer in postwhoriness I can think of someone else who is miles ahead of me, but yeah, I contribute my fair share.

11-06-2019, 11:31 AM	#71856
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by savoche Tripping - or splashing. It's a bit like giant horse droppings. Horse manure is more dry and nugget like. Road apples.

11-06-2019, 11:51 AM	#71857
aslyfox Seeker of Knowledge Join Date: Aug 2016 Location: Topeka, Kansas Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 24,582	so would elephant dung be road cantaloupe

11-06-2019, 12:52 PM - 1 Like	#71858
gaweidert Loyal Site Supporter Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Rochester, NY Photos: Gallery Posts: 5,325	Savoche, one of the things kids that lived in the country did for fun was cow tipping. Cows would sleep standing up and the bigger kids would sneak up to one and push it over. I figure the closest thing to a cow where you are would be a cape buffalo. I hear that they are gentle souls and may even appreciate the humor of the situation. A video would be pretty cool.

11-06-2019, 01:23 PM - 1 Like	#71859
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Road apples. Not to be confused with road gators.

11-06-2019, 02:45 PM	#71860
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Not to be confused with road gators. I shed a few of those in the five years I drove big trucks. Ran over a few too. Once I hit one from a super single, and it broke the (plastic) bumper on the Guacamole Express.

11-06-2019, 03:15 PM - 1 Like	#71861
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,681	Strike one on the frozen croissants today... I didn't get to Sainsbury's, but my Mum and Dad went into town and I asked them to pick up a similar product from Morrisons, another local supermarket, but no dice. Looks like I'll have to visit Sainsbury's tomorrow, and delay my croissant-dipping breakfast until Friday In other news... During heavy rain, I've started to notice water occasionally dribbling down the outside of the flue of my wood-burning stove. Need to get that looked at before winter sets in properly...

11-06-2019, 03:18 PM - 2 Likes	#71862
microlight Site Supporter Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Hampshire, UK Posts: 2,129	We bought a trailcam last week to see what was eating the cat biscuits that we were putting out at night. It was ... A hedgehog!

11-06-2019, 03:21 PM	#71863
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,408	Originally posted by savoche The spoilsports in SANParks wouldn't let us. They just wanted reports and inspections. Not involving is, though, just the guides. What a waste!

11-06-2019, 03:32 PM - 1 Like	#71864
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,681	Originally posted by microlight We bought a trailcam last week to see what was eating the cat biscuits that we were putting out at night. It was ... A hedgehog! Awesome We have at least one regular hedgehog that enjoys our garden throughout the late spring to early autumn. This year, I have hundreds of trailcam photos of it, plus a couple taken with my Panny bridge camera - even a photo with two hedgehogs together (I suspect they were discussing a possible coupling ). Lovely little creatures...

11-06-2019, 05:44 PM - 4 Likes	#71865
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by BigMackCam We have at least one regular hedgehog that enjoys our garden throughout the late spring to early autumn. What's the bacon yield off one of those little hog dudes?