why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

Racer X 69 · 11-12-2019, 01:51 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by dbs

Hi Racer

Did someone mention Mopar ?

Dave

Why yes.

Yes I did.

You Tube

**BigMackCam** · 11-12-2019, 01:58 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Why yes.

Yes I did.

I nearly choked on my coffee at 0:34

Looking at that girl and thinking... she's gonna scratch the chrome if she's not careful...

**BigMackCam** · 11-12-2019, 04:33 AM - **2 Likes**

Sometimes it's the simplest, most unlikely things that bring pleasure...

I just got back from my grocery shopping at Aldi... There were only a dozen cars in the car park, and the supermarket aisles were as quiet as can be... Managed to do a BIG shop - enough to last me and my folks a couple of weeks; fresh and deli meats, dairy, cheeses, eggs, fresh vegetables and fruit, cereals, bread, chocolate, wine, toiletries... and a couple of boxes of additional food for "Jones", my neighbour's cat

I zipped round in no time at all, didn't have to queue behind anyone at the checkout, had a nice chat with the cute checkout girl while I packed, and spent just GBP £122 (USD $157).

I love it when shopping trips are this easy

dbs · 11-12-2019, 06:08 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Why yes.

Yes I did.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uVOBI71xTmk

Unlike Mike no I did not choke
Some very nice cars there Racer there was.

Dave

robtcorl · 11-12-2019, 07:02 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

I just got back from my grocery shopping at Aldi... There were only a dozen cars in the car park, and the supermarket aisles were as quiet as can be... Managed to do a BIG shop - enough to last me and my folks a couple of weeks; fresh and deli meats, dairy, cheeses, eggs, fresh vegetables and fruit, cereals, bread, chocolate, wine

Winking Owl shoe polish I assume.

robtcorl · 11-12-2019, 07:06 AM - **1 Like**

It's 11 F (-11.66 C) this morning with a cover of snow. A record low for the date.
No need to vacation in Norway this year.

**BigMackCam** · 11-12-2019, 07:49 AM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Winking Owl shoe polish I assume.

No... two bottles of this delicious Uco Valley Malbec:

Exquisite Argentinian Malbec - ALDI UK

... and a couple of this rather tasty, slightly lighter French Malbec Syrah blend:

Vignobles Roussellet Malbec Syrah - ALDI UK

Ridiculously cheap for what I personally think is pretty decent quality... They're both far better than they have any right to be at these prices...

Racer X 69 · 11-12-2019, 09:07 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

No... two bottles of this delicious Uco Valley Malbec:

Exquisite Argentinian Malbec - ALDI UK

... and a couple of this rather tasty, slightly lighter French Malbec Syrah blend:

Vignobles Roussellet Malbec Syrah - ALDI UK

Ridiculously cheap for what I personally think is pretty decent quality... They're both far better than they have any right to be at these prices...

I like pinot noir, if I am gonna drink wine.

But no matter what it is, no matter how good, or bad, it will always be Winking Owl shoe polish.

Thank you Rupert!

robtcorl · 11-12-2019, 09:56 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by dbs

Some very nice cars there Racer there was.

Cars in that video? What cars??

robtcorl · 11-12-2019, 10:55 AM - **5 Likes**

Racer X 69 · 11-12-2019, 11:07 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Cars in that video? What cars??

Even though you might have been blinded by the distractions, those weren’t cars, those were Mopars.

MarkJerling · 11-12-2019, 01:25 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

No... two bottles of this delicious Uco Valley Malbec:

Exquisite Argentinian Malbec - ALDI UK

... and a couple of this rather tasty, slightly lighter French Malbec Syrah blend:

Vignobles Roussellet Malbec Syrah - ALDI UK

Ridiculously cheap for what I personally think is pretty decent quality... They're both far better than they have any right to be at these prices...

Looking good Mike.

robtcorl · 11-12-2019, 01:51 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Even though you might have been blinded by the distractions, those weren’t cars, those were Mopars.

Yeah, that's what I meant, I saw Mopars.

Dave's the one calling them cars.

dbs · 11-12-2019, 01:59 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Even though you might have been blinded by the distractions, those weren’t cars, those were Mopars.

No matter how you slice and dice it Mopars as much as I like them are.....cars.
The same as any other brand

BACON

Dave

**BigMackCam** · 11-12-2019, 02:12 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by dbs

No matter how you slice and dice it Mopars as much as I like them are.....cars.
The same as any other brand

Oh... you've done it now, Dave

~~Next you'll be telling me my Pentax K-3 is a camera, same as any other brand~~ [oops... wrong thread]

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11-12-2019, 01:58 AM - 2 Likes	#71987
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,695	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Why yes. Yes I did. I nearly choked on my coffee at 0:34 Looking at that girl and thinking... she's gonna scratch the chrome if she's not careful...

11-12-2019, 04:33 AM - 2 Likes	#71988
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,695	Sometimes it's the simplest, most unlikely things that bring pleasure... I just got back from my grocery shopping at Aldi... There were only a dozen cars in the car park, and the supermarket aisles were as quiet as can be... Managed to do a BIG shop - enough to last me and my folks a couple of weeks; fresh and deli meats, dairy, cheeses, eggs, fresh vegetables and fruit, cereals, bread, chocolate, wine, toiletries... and a couple of boxes of additional food for "Jones", my neighbour's cat I zipped round in no time at all, didn't have to queue behind anyone at the checkout, had a nice chat with the cute checkout girl while I packed, and spent just GBP £122 (USD $157). I love it when shopping trips are this easy

11-12-2019, 06:08 AM - 1 Like	#71989
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Why yes. Yes I did. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uVOBI71xTmk Unlike Mike no I did not choke Some very nice cars there Racer there was. Dave

11-12-2019, 07:02 AM - 3 Likes	#71990
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by BigMackCam I just got back from my grocery shopping at Aldi... There were only a dozen cars in the car park, and the supermarket aisles were as quiet as can be... Managed to do a BIG shop - enough to last me and my folks a couple of weeks; fresh and deli meats, dairy, cheeses, eggs, fresh vegetables and fruit, cereals, bread, chocolate, wine Winking Owl shoe polish I assume.

11-12-2019, 07:06 AM - 1 Like	#71991
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	It's 11 F (-11.66 C) this morning with a cover of snow. A record low for the date. No need to vacation in Norway this year.

11-12-2019, 07:49 AM - 1 Like	#71992
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,695	Originally posted by robtcorl Winking Owl shoe polish I assume. No... two bottles of this delicious Uco Valley Malbec: Exquisite Argentinian Malbec - ALDI UK ... and a couple of this rather tasty, slightly lighter French Malbec Syrah blend: Vignobles Roussellet Malbec Syrah - ALDI UK Ridiculously cheap for what I personally think is pretty decent quality... They're both far better than they have any right to be at these prices...

11-12-2019, 09:07 AM - 2 Likes	#71993
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by BigMackCam No... two bottles of this delicious Uco Valley Malbec: Exquisite Argentinian Malbec - ALDI UK ... and a couple of this rather tasty, slightly lighter French Malbec Syrah blend: Vignobles Roussellet Malbec Syrah - ALDI UK Ridiculously cheap for what I personally think is pretty decent quality... They're both far better than they have any right to be at these prices... I like pinot noir, if I am gonna drink wine. But no matter what it is, no matter how good, or bad, it will always be Winking Owl shoe polish. Thank you Rupert!

11-12-2019, 09:56 AM - 3 Likes	#71994
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by dbs Some very nice cars there Racer there was. Cars in that video? What cars??

11-12-2019, 10:55 AM - 5 Likes	#71995
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606

11-12-2019, 11:07 AM - 2 Likes	#71996
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,073	Originally posted by robtcorl Cars in that video? What cars?? Even though you might have been blinded by the distractions, those weren’t cars, those were Mopars.

11-12-2019, 01:25 PM - 1 Like	#71997
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,421	Originally posted by BigMackCam No... two bottles of this delicious Uco Valley Malbec: Exquisite Argentinian Malbec - ALDI UK ... and a couple of this rather tasty, slightly lighter French Malbec Syrah blend: Vignobles Roussellet Malbec Syrah - ALDI UK Ridiculously cheap for what I personally think is pretty decent quality... They're both far better than they have any right to be at these prices... Looking good Mike.

11-12-2019, 01:51 PM - 3 Likes	#71998
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Even though you might have been blinded by the distractions, those weren’t cars, those were Mopars. Yeah, that's what I meant, I saw Mopars. Dave's the one calling them cars.

11-12-2019, 01:59 PM	#71999
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Even though you might have been blinded by the distractions, those weren’t cars, those were Mopars. No matter how you slice and dice it Mopars as much as I like them are.....cars. The same as any other brand BACON Dave

11-12-2019, 02:12 PM - 4 Likes	#72000
BigMackCam Digitiser of Film Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: North East of England Posts: 20,695	Originally posted by dbs No matter how you slice and dice it Mopars as much as I like them are.....cars. The same as any other brand Oh... you've done it now, Dave ~~Next you'll be telling me my Pentax K-3 is a camera, same as any other brand~~ [oops... wrong thread]