why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

robtcorl · 11-13-2019, 03:35 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by microlight

You have to take the hooves and the beak off first.

I agree, but don't toss them, they make great stock.

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 03:53 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by robtcorl

A followup to yesterday's PBS:

I got one.

Cybikler.

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 04:02 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

Just a thought, but could it be that camel tastes like camel?

I bet it tastes just like Camel.

Rich, full flavor, yet smooth and mild.

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 04:05 PM

Originally posted by savoche

And cane rat does not taste like pumpkin pie. At least I think it was cane rat. Cane rat that had eaten crops only, I'm sure

Mmmmm . . . . .grain fed rat.

Tasty!

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 04:26 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

Sure. When I buy my camel meat, I want it to be from a happy camel. Not something raised in crowded captivity, but one that enjoyed a short but fulfilling life... roaming hundreds, maybe thousands of square miles of... featureless, arid dunes... with nothing but sand as far as the eye can see...

On second thoughts, maybe I'll just go for barn-reared camel

Happy camel?

Must be like a happy cow.

You Tube

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 04:30 PM

Originally posted by microlight

You have to take the hooves and the beak off first.

And the fins and gills.

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 04:33 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by tim60

My old school has an annual dinner in London.

I though you were 'Strayan?

Originally posted by tim60

I went to the 109th of those.

109th?

How old are you Tim?

Are you immortal?

dbs · 11-13-2019, 04:44 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by BigMackCam

I suspect my Aldi carries all sorts of strange exotica, though it's typically labelled as beef, pork, lamb, chicken etc. - probably to save printing a whole bunch of new labels each time...

On a related note, does anyone here know how to remove the scales from a leg of pork?

Hi Mike

Simple...tie it to a camels tail and let it free range through the dunes.

You want free range camel ? Come to Australia we've got more than enough.

Dave

MarkJerling · 11-13-2019, 04:53 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I bet it tastes just like Camel.

Rich, full flavor, yet smooth and mild.

Which reminds me....

dbs · 11-13-2019, 04:59 PM - **3 Likes**

The only cigarette company with the factory om the packet.

Dave

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 05:08 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I thought they were called Dagmars?

Dagmars.

Which resemble mammalian protruberances.

robtcorl · 11-13-2019, 05:40 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

I got one.

Cybikler.

I like Rat's lycra loons better.

robtcorl · 11-13-2019, 05:42 PM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Which resemble mammalian protruberances.

Have women's breasts gotten less pointy over the years?

Racer X 69 · 11-13-2019, 05:47 PM - **4 Likes**

Originally posted by robtcorl

Have women's breasts gotten less pointy over the years?

I think the over the shoulder boulder holders have changed.

No longer cones.

**rod_grant** · 11-13-2019, 06:29 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by tim60

You really should use auto-typo, it will multiply your causes of embarrassment.

Quote of the week

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11-13-2019, 03:35 PM - 3 Likes	#72046
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by microlight You have to take the hooves and the beak off first. I agree, but don't toss them, they make great stock.

11-13-2019, 03:53 PM - 1 Like	#72047
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl A followup to yesterday's PBS: I got one. Cybikler.

11-13-2019, 04:02 PM - 2 Likes	#72048
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche Just a thought, but could it be that camel tastes like camel? I bet it tastes just like Camel. Rich, full flavor, yet smooth and mild.

11-13-2019, 04:05 PM	#72049
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by savoche And cane rat does not taste like pumpkin pie. At least I think it was cane rat. Cane rat that had eaten crops only, I'm sure Mmmmm . . . . .grain fed rat. Tasty!

11-13-2019, 04:30 PM	#72051
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by microlight You have to take the hooves and the beak off first. And the fins and gills.

11-13-2019, 04:33 PM - 2 Likes	#72052
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by tim60 My old school has an annual dinner in London. I though you were 'Strayan? Originally posted by tim60 I went to the 109th of those. 109th? How old are you Tim? Are you immortal?

11-13-2019, 04:44 PM - 1 Like	#72053
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	Originally posted by BigMackCam I suspect my Aldi carries all sorts of strange exotica, though it's typically labelled as beef, pork, lamb, chicken etc. - probably to save printing a whole bunch of new labels each time... On a related note, does anyone here know how to remove the scales from a leg of pork? Hi Mike Simple...tie it to a camels tail and let it free range through the dunes. You want free range camel ? Come to Australia we've got more than enough. Dave

11-13-2019, 04:53 PM - 3 Likes	#72054
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,406	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I bet it tastes just like Camel. Rich, full flavor, yet smooth and mild. Which reminds me....

11-13-2019, 04:59 PM - 3 Likes	#72055
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,563	The only cigarette company with the factory om the packet. Dave

11-13-2019, 05:08 PM - 3 Likes	#72056
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by MarkJerling I thought they were called Dagmars? Dagmars. Which resemble mammalian protruberances.

11-13-2019, 05:40 PM - 1 Like	#72057
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 I got one. Cybikler. I like Rat's lycra loons better.

11-13-2019, 05:42 PM - 2 Likes	#72058
robtcorl Veteran Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: St Louis, MO Photos: Gallery Posts: 11,606	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Which resemble mammalian protruberances. Have women's breasts gotten less pointy over the years?

11-13-2019, 05:47 PM - 4 Likes	#72059
Racer X 69 Moderator Man With A Camera Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: The Great Pacific Northwet, in the Land Between Canada and Mexico Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 28,068	Originally posted by robtcorl Have women's breasts gotten less pointy over the years? I think the over the shoulder boulder holders have changed. No longer cones.

11-13-2019, 06:29 PM - 1 Like	#72060
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by tim60 You really should use auto-typo, it will multiply your causes of embarrassment. Quote of the week