why I won't buy a k3 (Warning: Satire Thread)

bertwert · 12-01-2019, 09:33 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

I know exactly which one you mean. It's my anthem.

This is not it, but he's bloody funny!

I've not found much 'modern' music that I like, but this guy gets my approval. Reminds me of Monty Python.

I found this 'family friendly' version. But please feel free to remove if not.

You Tube

Last edited by MarkJerling; 12-01-2019 at 09:44 PM. Reason: Masked profanity removed.

MarkJerling · 12-01-2019, 09:41 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Um, let's see.

80+40+40=160.

I thought you said it was a 100km ride?

Metric system. 100 miles = 160km.

MarkJerling · 12-01-2019, 09:42 PM

Originally posted by Racer X 69

Um, I just re-read your original post, Mark.

Dave must have been sampling some hooch when he said 100km.

So, never mind, eh?

What, let it slip?

MarkJerling · 12-01-2019, 09:44 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by bertwert

I've not found much 'modern' music that I like, but this guy gets my approval. Reminds me of Monty Python.

I found this 'family friendly' version. But please feel free to remove if not.

I've No More _____ To Give - Family Friendly Version - YouTube

Yup, that's the one.

I'm OK with it. I hope the other mods are too.

**rod_grant** · 12-01-2019, 09:45 PM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

Now running away to Australia.

At the customs desk, remember to declare the pipes.
On second thoughts, leave the pipes in Canukistan.
You could take up the didgeridoo in stead.

bertwert · 12-01-2019, 09:53 PM - **1 Like**

Originally posted by rod_grant

At the customs desk, remember to declare the pipes.
On second thoughts, leave the pipes in Canukistan.
You could take up the didgeridoo in stead.

Ach, noo.
The pipes'll be coming with me.
First stop: Wangaratta.

dbs · 12-01-2019, 10:18 PM

Originally posted by bertwert

Ach, noo.
The pipes'll be coming with me.
First stop: Wangaratta.

Hi Bertie

Whats a bag pipe made from

I await your answer

Dave

**rod_grant** · 12-01-2019, 10:23 PM - **1 Like**

Here is one for you Bertie;

You Tube

**microlight** · 12-02-2019, 01:27 AM - **2 Likes**

Ah, a didgeridon’t.

I just finished watching the first TV series of ‘what we do in the shadows’ after seeing the movie; I thought both were very funny. I watched the movie because of Jemaine Clement, who was good in Flight of the Conchords, so the series was a natural follow-on. Fascinating that the series was US-made, from a NZ idea using Brit actors for the three main vampire parts.

**savoche** · 12-02-2019, 01:47 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

I was just referencing a pretty good movie: The Sixth Sense (1999) - IMDb

Haven't seen it (and won't - not my genre), but is Bruce Willis counting up to something? He was in The Fifth Element a couple of years earlier.

**savoche** · 12-02-2019, 01:52 AM - **3 Likes**

Originally posted by MarkJerling

Ah, sorry. I thought you really do see dead people. Like my granny. Who saw dead people. My daughter seems to have inherited that but it only worked when she was little. Now that she's all grown up the ability seems to have disappeared.
But I'll tell the full story about my granny's strange abilities some other time.

A neighbour of my grandparents could smell death, smell when someone was about to die. My grandfather never liked being around her

**savoche** · 12-02-2019, 02:00 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by bertwert

I am insanely humble. Very humble. The definition of humility you could say.

If I hadn't known better you might have fooled me there.

Originally posted by robtcorl

Just wait until the Viking logs on and sees this.
You might want to find a good hiding place.

We are only too happy to spread some of our humble awesomeness around. You know, being the humble people that we are.

That's what makes us so insufferable.

Originally posted by RoxnDox

Young Bertwert, being an impressionable youth sorta person, may have acquired enough humility to have it stick. Happy Norsky-ing!!!

Somehow I doubt it

**savoche** · 12-02-2019, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by bertwert

Now reconsidering the running away to Norway.

Now running away to Australia.

I've always wanted to visit Australia. Not quite sure why

Come to think of it, it seems I have a thing for islands.
Greek islands
Canary Islands
Zanzibar
The Azores
Cape Verde
Madagascar
São Tomé

Of course, Australia doesn't exist. What better place to hide, eh.

**savoche** · 12-02-2019, 02:35 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by Racer X 69

So, never mind, eh?

Originally posted by MarkJerling

What, let it slip?

Mark is right.

We can't start now after almost 80,000 posts.

dbs · 12-02-2019, 02:39 AM - **2 Likes**

Originally posted by savoche

I've always wanted to visit Australia. Not quite sure why

Come to think of it, it seems I have a thing for islands.
Greek islands
Canary Islands
Zanzibar
The Azores
Cape Verde
Madagascar
São Tomé

Of course, Australia doesn't exist. What better place to hide, eh.

Of course we exsist if we didn't the northern hemisphere would'nt be where it is..

Dave

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12-01-2019, 09:41 PM	#72827
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,421	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Um, let's see. 80+40+40=160. I thought you said it was a 100km ride? Metric system. 100 miles = 160km.

12-01-2019, 09:42 PM	#72828
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,421	Originally posted by Racer X 69 Um, I just re-read your original post, Mark. Dave must have been sampling some hooch when he said 100km. So, never mind, eh? What, let it slip?

12-01-2019, 09:44 PM - 1 Like	#72829
MarkJerling Moderator Site Supporter Join Date: May 2012 Location: Wairarapa, New Zealand Photos: Gallery \| Albums Posts: 20,421	Originally posted by bertwert I've not found much 'modern' music that I like, but this guy gets my approval. Reminds me of Monty Python. I found this 'family friendly' version. But please feel free to remove if not. I've No More _____ To Give - Family Friendly Version - YouTube Yup, that's the one. I'm OK with it. I hope the other mods are too.

12-01-2019, 09:45 PM - 3 Likes	#72830
rod_grant Site Supporter Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Wangaratta, Victoria Photos: Gallery Posts: 6,951	Originally posted by bertwert Now running away to Australia. At the customs desk, remember to declare the pipes. On second thoughts, leave the pipes in Canukistan. You could take up the didgeridoo in stead.

12-01-2019, 09:53 PM - 1 Like	#72831
bertwert Veteran Member Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: Golden, BC Posts: 15,172	Originally posted by rod_grant At the customs desk, remember to declare the pipes. On second thoughts, leave the pipes in Canukistan. You could take up the didgeridoo in stead. Ach, noo. The pipes'll be coming with me. First stop: Wangaratta.

12-01-2019, 10:18 PM	#72832
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by bertwert Ach, noo. The pipes'll be coming with me. First stop: Wangaratta. Hi Bertie Whats a bag pipe made from I await your answer Dave

12-02-2019, 01:27 AM - 2 Likes	#72834
microlight Site Supporter Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: Hampshire, UK Posts: 2,129	Ah, a didgeridon’t. I just finished watching the first TV series of ‘what we do in the shadows’ after seeing the movie; I thought both were very funny. I watched the movie because of Jemaine Clement, who was good in Flight of the Conchords, so the series was a natural follow-on. Fascinating that the series was US-made, from a NZ idea using Brit actors for the three main vampire parts.

12-02-2019, 01:47 AM - 2 Likes	#72835
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert I was just referencing a pretty good movie: The Sixth Sense (1999) - IMDb Haven't seen it (and won't - not my genre), but is Bruce Willis counting up to something? He was in The Fifth Element a couple of years earlier.

12-02-2019, 01:52 AM - 3 Likes	#72836
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by MarkJerling Ah, sorry. I thought you really do see dead people. Like my granny. Who saw dead people. My daughter seems to have inherited that but it only worked when she was little. Now that she's all grown up the ability seems to have disappeared. But I'll tell the full story about my granny's strange abilities some other time. A neighbour of my grandparents could smell death, smell when someone was about to die. My grandfather never liked being around her

12-02-2019, 02:00 AM - 2 Likes	#72837
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert I am insanely humble. Very humble. The definition of humility you could say. If I hadn't known better you might have fooled me there. Originally posted by robtcorl Just wait until the Viking logs on and sees this. You might want to find a good hiding place. We are only too happy to spread some of our humble awesomeness around. You know, being the humble people that we are. That's what makes us so insufferable. Originally posted by RoxnDox Young Bertwert, being an impressionable youth sorta person, may have acquired enough humility to have it stick. Happy Norsky-ing!!! Somehow I doubt it

12-02-2019, 02:07 AM	#72838
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by bertwert Now reconsidering the running away to Norway. Now running away to Australia. I've always wanted to visit Australia. Not quite sure why Come to think of it, it seems I have a thing for islands. Greek islands Canary Islands Zanzibar The Azores Cape Verde Madagascar São Tomé Of course, Australia doesn't exist. What better place to hide, eh.

12-02-2019, 02:35 AM - 2 Likes	#72839
savoche Master of the obvious Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Lowlands of Norway Posts: 18,311	Originally posted by Racer X 69 So, never mind, eh? Originally posted by MarkJerling What, let it slip? Mark is right. We can't start now after almost 80,000 posts.

12-02-2019, 02:39 AM - 2 Likes	#72840
dbs Pentaxian Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Clare Valley S A Photos: Albums Posts: 7,565	Originally posted by savoche I've always wanted to visit Australia. Not quite sure why Come to think of it, it seems I have a thing for islands. Greek islands Canary Islands Zanzibar The Azores Cape Verde Madagascar São Tomé Of course, Australia doesn't exist. What better place to hide, eh. Of course we exsist if we didn't the northern hemisphere would'nt be where it is.. Dave