[dbs]

Right, left, east, west?
I'm convinced NZ does not exist.

Hi Bob

There are times we wish the same............ahhh

But not at the minute some of their fire fighters are helping in Qld / NSW fires....and a big thankyou for that

And the other .the .cricket starts in a couple of weeks over here



Dave

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[gaweidert]

Love it!



Your wife lets you have a dating profile?



"Wherever they go"? Being where the wife goes or where the dead people go? Because, I've never encountered someone who see dead people go any decent distance. Their appearance seem to be quite localised. So, this is an interesting twist!

My wife gave me two choices in life. Fidelity or death. So far so good in that respect.


The member's wife sees them wherever she goes. To her they are mainly just background noise.

[BigMackCam]

Wow... things move fast in this thread. I've not read nor posted much in the forums today and there's 3+ pages of posts to read in here alone I have some catching up to do...

In the mean-time... A very slightly sad day for me - but only slightly...

For over a year now, Monty - one of our neighbours' cats - has spent most of his waking hours in our garden, relaxing in the flower-beds, chasing birds and leaves, and "managing the population" of our mice. He's also got to know Boo Boo, my own rescue cat who frequently goes in the garden attended, wearing a harness and long leash. Initially, Boo Boo didn't like him, but they gradually became friends of a sort. Then, a few months ago, Monty's brother - Jones - finally overcame his shyness and began visiting us daily, usually to eat Boo's left-overs from breakfast, lunch or dinner, and to enjoy a stroke and an occasional cuddle. Again, with some reluctance on Boo's behalf, they had become friends of a sort.

Well, yesterday there was a big van going to and from our neighbours' home... and now, the curtains are all shut, there's no car in the drive-way, no lights on in the house tonight, and no sign of Monty or Jones since yesterday afternoon. I'm not 100% certain, since we never knew those particular neighbours well enough to chat other than at the annual summer fair, but I feel sure they've moved away. And whenever Boo went out today, he sat by the garden gate for a few minutes, looking through it to see if his friends were nearby. In all honesty, my folks and I have been doing the same thing.

If our neighbours have indeed moved, we all of us shall miss both Monty and Jones. Lovely cats, both of them. Really lovely

[robtcorl]

[robtcorl]

[bertwert]

Wow... things move fast in this thread. I've not read nor posted much in the forums today and there's 3+ pages of posts to read in here alone I have some catching up to do...

Don't expect us to slow down just 'cause you're out

[Racer X 69]

Pfft.



Snipped from the crackpot Flat Earth Society's FAQ: Flat Earth - Frequently Asked Questions - The Flat Earth Wiki

That map can't be correct, it shows NASA Land.

[Racer X 69]

Not that I ever paid any of the flat earth stuff any attention; it just occurred to me from that picture, how do the flat earthers explain day and night cycles?

Curtains.

[Racer X 69]

Paddle.

Canoes are the only boats I care for.

Come on now. Be open minded, and willing to experience life as others do.

[Ex Finn.]

Why do you sign your posts "Devil" ?

It is a Finnish thing... starts early in our lives.
Perkele - Perkele - Onesie | TeePublic

[MarkJerling]

The member's wife sees them wherever she goes. To her they are mainly just background noise.

Very interesting. I wonder if they have routines, jobs and the like, or if they just stand around.

[MarkJerling]

Well, yesterday there was a big van going to and from our neighbours' home... and now, the curtains are all shut, there's no car in the drive-way, no lights on in the house tonight, and no sign of Monty or Jones since yesterday afternoon.

They've either moved or that was the assassination cleanup crew.

[Racer X 69]

Read through these posts and it should be clear how I got confused. I may not be good at math, and sometimes my comprehension may leave a bit to be desired, but I think it is clear that Dave lead me astray but his post, the first quoted here.

Dave said:

I'd reckon Mark is 12 kms into his 100 km ride........about now......

.........just guessing

Dave

Pretty sure "kms" is kilometers, and 100 doesn't look like 160.

So when Mark related his journey, my response was thus.

Um, let's see.

80+40+40=160.

I thought you said it was a 100km ride?

So then I went back through the thread, and sure enough, Mark said he was going to be riding 160kms.

So I made yet another post, feeling like a dope.

Um, I just re-read your original post, Mark.

And of course there could have been only one conclusion to be drawn from Dave's misleading comment.

Dave must have been sampling some hooch when he said 100km.


So, never mind, eh?

But Dave wasn't finished.

Hi Racer

Funny they use the metric system why think its not 100 kms ..?

Coffee lose I ............


Dave

I think it is because he works the graveyard shift, and is sleep deprived. I worked the graveyard shift once, and I know that getting adequate sleep is near impossible, and once one gains a sizable sleep deficit, well, all I can say is there aren't any drugs or alcohol that will produce the state of euphoria that lack of sleep does.

Metric system. 100 miles = 160km.

Yes, Mark, even with my poor math skills, I know that much.

He became so unwell through the journey his capacity for doing mental arithmetic was impaired.

Mark's math was flawless.

This all started with Dave.

He has a hard time doing math(s) when he is dehydrated

Mark is a math whiz, man. A math whiz I say.

You youngun.


Dave?

Not so much.

[Racer X 69]

It is a Finnish thing... starts early in our lives.
Perkele - Perkele - Onesie | TeePublic

Do you still wear one of those?

[bertwert]

Come on now. Be open minded, and willing to experience life as others do.

Oh alright, I'll open my mind up a bit, let me think a minute here...
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Yep, the only boats I care for are canoes